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Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4950 on: May 04, 2011, 06:54:05 PM »
I don't like you always holding that Big Bird looking thing against your body. I want to see all of you sometimes, plus I have to wait until you fall asleep to wash it. You need to loosen up a bit...show some skin.....I'm going to the strip club and then to my mother's for the week to give you time to think about your actions. Goodbye!

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4951 on: May 04, 2011, 07:01:40 PM »
Sweetie you're amazing in bed but you never wear any colors...I'm sorry but I need more color in my life on those breasts...it's over...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4952 on: May 04, 2011, 07:03:18 PM »
You did not come to the movies with me to watch the Black Swam! How could you let me there alone? You off!

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4953 on: May 04, 2011, 07:04:31 PM »
Hey I told you if you kept stripping for other women it was over and you stripped in the MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE! Yeah bite me we're done!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4954 on: May 04, 2011, 07:07:46 PM »
You won't share your pole!  Maybe I'd like to dance, too, sometimes.  We're done!

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4955 on: May 04, 2011, 07:09:17 PM »
Now look I can tell you're taller than me and I'm not staying on these pointe shoes 24/7...yeah I can't handle that...we're done babes

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4956 on: May 04, 2011, 07:25:41 PM »
I have not seen you in Don Juan's last performance. I knew you were with that old boyfriend talking about your old memories. Couldn`t you have told me at least? I cannot trust you any longer! *walks away without saying anything else*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4957 on: May 04, 2011, 08:09:27 PM »
Wait - are you saying you were dating a ballet dancer while dating me at the same time.  Unbelieveable!  I never want to speak to you again!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4958 on: May 04, 2011, 08:11:19 PM »
Arent you Demi Moore? Where are my consumer rights? I need a lawyer! Go away!

Offline Lilitu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4959 on: May 04, 2011, 08:19:45 PM »
I'm sorry, it's just hard to hold a man covered in bacon grease. I can't do this anymore!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4960 on: May 04, 2011, 08:21:59 PM »
Lilitu- how dare you insult the man that I used to love.  You have no respect for my Exes.  We're through.

Offline Branwen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4961 on: May 04, 2011, 08:27:12 PM »
After I giggled when you saw me naked, you told me humor is an almost physiological response to fear.  You quoted Vonnegut to me when I was most vulnerable!  I have to end this.

Offline Lilitu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4962 on: May 04, 2011, 08:31:18 PM »
I was okay when you shot a hole through my shoulder but eating my beloved pet rat is going too far!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4963 on: May 04, 2011, 08:36:42 PM »
Wow.  You are twisted.  I dig that about you, but I can see menace and we can no longer be lovers.  Adios!

Offline Lilitu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4964 on: May 04, 2011, 08:41:37 PM »
*cough cough* You're very hawt but considering you gave me *cough* syphilis, I think it's best that we *cough cough HACK cough* don't see each other anymore.

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4965 on: May 04, 2011, 08:58:51 PM »
I simply can't see you anymore...no, I quite literally can't see you, much as I wish I could. Goodbye. Come back once you've found yourself... ;)

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4966 on: May 04, 2011, 09:21:50 PM »
Adam, how many times have I told you to stop wearing pants.  I want you naked all the time - is that so much to ask?  Forget it *sighs* goodbye!

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4967 on: May 04, 2011, 09:24:52 PM »
Belle, how many times have I asked you to stop teasing me so? I can't take it anymore. We're through!

Offline Branwen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4968 on: May 04, 2011, 09:32:59 PM »
You spend more on hair products than I do, and they take up most of the space in the shower.  I'm moving out.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4969 on: May 04, 2011, 09:43:13 PM »
Oh you and your Dark Arts.. holding onto those secrets sooo selfishly. I revealed my Shadow ways.. and yet..
I have to go. It was fun but.. sorry.

Offline Lilitu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4970 on: May 04, 2011, 09:47:28 PM »
Yeah... I had a lot of fun, but sneaking in shadows and all of that is not really my kind of thing. I like puppies and butterflies and glitter. Even your name tells me you're all wrong for me. I mean seriously- MORE-DREAD, we're just through.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4971 on: May 04, 2011, 10:07:58 PM »
I can't explain it, but it feels like there's something missing.  I'm sorry.  *waves goodbye*

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4972 on: May 04, 2011, 10:15:42 PM »
You were so sweet, and wonderful, and then you stole my yellow fluffy thing. I just can't trust you anymore! Goodbye.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4973 on: May 04, 2011, 10:19:10 PM »
Ohhh ok, so when were you planning on letting me know of your little trip? And on Sun Cruises? That some kind of joke? Well, when you get back, the place is yours. I'm heading back home. And I'm taking the stereo!

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4974 on: May 04, 2011, 10:22:23 PM »
I understand your condition, I really do, but I like being able to see the sun! I just don't think I can live like this anymore. I'm sorry, I need someone who can enjoy a little time in the sun with me. We no longer suit. *waves*