You were the one who got me hooked on these things! Cigars suit you, you said. You'll love the taste, you promised. And yes, I did. I do. *leans close, whispering in a raspy voice* I loved your taste much, much more.. but now.. nag, nag, nag. Where the hell is the sun? Come on you ball of fire, do me in now! Wait.. no, I'll just pack my box and head out. Wait.. no. This has been my home for 3 centuries.. I think you need to go.
Umm.. before you do.. one last.. time?