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Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4925 on: April 30, 2011, 05:57:25 PM »
You're just too pretty for me, I always feel inferior... I'm sorry,  best of luck though

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4926 on: April 30, 2011, 06:56:02 PM »
Why won't you look me in the eye? It just looks like you're always hiding something.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4927 on: May 01, 2011, 04:50:51 PM »
Oh yeah.. whenever I try to get serious you get on all fours.. wiggling that..
No, no, no, no.. not going to work this time.. No, stop it.. *groans, keep strong*..
I'm leaving.. rescind my invitation please.. I mean it.. There's a hole-in-the-ground somewhere out there and I'm finding it!

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4928 on: May 01, 2011, 04:52:40 PM »
Mordred I am married to the lord, so I have to break up with you. But call me anytime for a booty call.  >:)

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4929 on: May 01, 2011, 05:55:15 PM »
Sweet, Sexy Sister Xandi... this "habit" of yours is getting way out of hand.  Like a freakin chameleon, you constantly change your appearance!  I'm afraid to blink because I think when I open my eyes, I'll have yet another beautiful image to fall in love with all over again.  *Weeps pitifully* I love all ya'll....yes, every single avatar you've ever had...but...*sniffs*  I'm afraid I need someone with more stability and knows who she is...(but I reserve the right to still drool over the future sexy avatars!  ;)  )

Good-bye my love!  I bid you adieu!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4930 on: May 02, 2011, 08:51:33 PM »
How could you?!  You out bid me for Veks - you know I would have shared him, but nooooo.  Obviously, our relationship can never overcome such a breach.  Farewell. *sobs*

Offline Branwen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4931 on: May 02, 2011, 08:55:47 PM »
Mordred, you've cheated on me with Smurfette for the last time.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4932 on: May 02, 2011, 10:14:53 PM »
Calling everyone by my name.. normally that'd be ok.. better than calling me by another's.. But.. *scratches head.. * I'm not sure why.. but it's just wrong! And.. for the last time, she was Smurfette's sister.. Yeah, they all look alike.. even Papa smurf is just a regular smurf with a beard. But still.. have some respect! They.. well, they aren't really useful. And they sing that annoying song.. but still.

Come on smurfs! Let's get outta here.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4933 on: May 02, 2011, 10:25:15 PM »
You have other women calling me by your name?? Far too many women are under your spell - it's insane - goodbye!

Offline Novak

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4934 on: May 02, 2011, 10:30:31 PM »
You changed out of that sexy green top, we are done!

(can we have angry make up sex now?)

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4935 on: May 02, 2011, 11:27:07 PM »
Sexy, but you work too hard.  I need a guy who knows how to have fun sometimes - goodbye

Offline kckolbe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4936 on: May 02, 2011, 11:42:49 PM »
You stole my feather boa!

Offline Funguy81

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4937 on: May 03, 2011, 12:57:48 AM »
You always are joking around! I'm gone!

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4938 on: May 03, 2011, 09:18:29 AM »
You say you're fun, but you're a Drow dressed in leather! From my amateur dungeoning career, I can most certainly say they are not fun!

Arrrgh I can't live with the hypocritical duality any more! It's tearing me apart!! What? No I DON'T want to hear another joke!

Offline Mortigan DeLoncre

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4939 on: May 03, 2011, 05:56:30 PM »
The fact of the matter is.. you have better hair than I do.. and well I can't have that.  Everytime I see you I just want to shave you bald, how dare you have long, flowing, beautiful hair.  Just get out of my sight.. and here's your damn brush  *tosses the brush at his head*

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4940 on: May 03, 2011, 11:40:16 PM »
You're beautiful and all, but something about the glaring contrast between black and white with you is just putting me off. Choose one or the other. We're through.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4941 on: May 04, 2011, 11:55:58 AM »
We had a good time while it lasted but you don't seem to realize that hatchet is not a back scratcher. See a dermatologist and I'll consider taking you back. Until then, you bags are by the front door.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4942 on: May 04, 2011, 03:24:52 PM »
You know.. my senses are already overwhelmed. From the moment I wake it's just a wild roller coaster of stimulation. But now? Now you had to not only push me over the edge but set me in a catapult with this new look? I can't even sleep.. and I always can sleep. As Kylie sang so well.. can't get you outta my head.
Well, I can get myself outta this place. Sorry sexy.. I have to.. my sanity.. is gone but I have to save my mind.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4943 on: May 04, 2011, 04:24:41 PM »
Look, its either me or your Cubans.  What??? You choose Cuban cigars over me, your half Cuban girlfriend?  *sobs*  I cannot believe this!!  I hope your cigara keep you warm at night! ...wait, they prbably do *walks away feeling quite dejected in search of a guy for rebound sex*

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4944 on: May 04, 2011, 04:30:18 PM »
You were the one who got me hooked on these things! Cigars suit you, you said. You'll love the taste, you promised. And yes, I did. I do. *leans close, whispering in a raspy voice* I loved your taste much, much more.. but now.. nag, nag, nag. Where the hell is the sun? Come on you ball of fire, do me in now! Wait.. no, I'll just pack my box and head out. Wait.. no. This has been my home for 3 centuries.. I think you need to go.
Umm.. before you do.. one last.. time?

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4945 on: May 04, 2011, 05:22:16 PM »
Mordred I thought you said I was the one who got you into cigars? Why would you say that and let me think you really liked me? I am so hurt. I will never love again. But I can't stay and know that you never had me in mind when you were smoking those Cubian's. Bye I will miss you.

Offline Branwen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4946 on: May 04, 2011, 05:29:52 PM »
Xandi, I'm sorry.  In the Words for Friends of Life, you're the tile I just have to swap for something else because I can't make you fit into my game.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4947 on: May 04, 2011, 06:31:29 PM »
You never look me in the eyes - it makes me think you're hiding something.  We're done.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4948 on: May 04, 2011, 06:47:15 PM »
You keep rubbing your lip. I'm sorry.. jeez I didn't mean to bite it so hard. I apologized a thousand times but I know you are holding a grudge. I never thought a lip would drive me away.. pull me in yes.. but never push me out.
Until you can properly forgive me.. I'm outta here.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4949 on: May 04, 2011, 06:51:18 PM »
Listen, we have to talk.  I should have told you this earlier, but ...well... I'm married...to Van Hesling.  He's coming after you tonight.  You should probably leave town darling.  Farewell.