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Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4875 on: April 26, 2011, 01:39:31 PM »
We can't have a relationship if you are going to stand in front of that mirror admiring yourself all day. We are through.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4876 on: April 26, 2011, 01:40:58 PM »
You so slipery from all the oil.....I can't even hug you without ruining my clothes!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4877 on: April 26, 2011, 01:42:39 PM »
When have you ever worn any clothes to ruin them. I am outta here.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4878 on: April 26, 2011, 01:46:02 PM »
You can't apreciate my undies.....We are done.

Offline Antioch

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4879 on: April 26, 2011, 01:48:37 PM »
Its the constant calling and texting....you run up my bills then want me to make love to you..I cant do it so its over

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4880 on: April 26, 2011, 05:45:26 PM »
You told me it was the high electric and water bills that were causing your erectile dysfunction?! I think you might be in denial, sir. Until you get the lead back in your pencil, I'm staying with my sexy friend. Goodbye!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4881 on: April 26, 2011, 06:40:20 PM »
I thought the old saying 'opposites attract' was true. And I tried. Your skin with that delicious scent of sun was intoxicating. When we kissed, it was as if I stood on a warm, bright beach.. that faint wind in my hair. Ahh but that was in the old days. Now we are lucky if we get five minutes. Oh this modern age.. too much distraction. Too much being pulled in so many directions. I hate to say it but.. it's time we ended this, don't you think?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4882 on: April 26, 2011, 07:01:42 PM »
That cigar is getting more of your attention than I am.  Unacceptable! Goodbye.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4883 on: April 26, 2011, 08:25:59 PM »
This cigar... this cigar? You got me these! Centuries without any smoke.. and you got me addicted to these Cuban beauties (the cigars.. although the women are quite fetching also). I'm outta here!

By the way.. where did you get these? I'm running low.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4884 on: April 27, 2011, 12:42:13 AM »
You're so reckless! One of these days you're going to catch on fire - don't you know that most paint is highly flammable?! I'm sorry but I need someone more safety-conscious in my life!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4885 on: April 27, 2011, 01:44:11 AM »
At first.. it was funny. Yeah, kicking my coffin to wake me, ha ha.. yeah I did laugh. But soon.. See this bump on my head? 72 days straight being startled awake. Enough is enough!

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4886 on: April 27, 2011, 01:45:26 AM »
You're just so blue, all the time. I can't take it. I think you need to go to live in counseling. I've already arranged it.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4887 on: April 27, 2011, 03:26:13 AM »
You never smile.  I can't seem to make up happy and it breaks my heart.  *weeps and leaves reluctantly*

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4888 on: April 27, 2011, 04:35:05 AM »
I told you those video games were bad for you!

How am I meant to compete with your idol when she's Lara Croft?!

I don't care where you keep your stupid pistols!

Offline Prototype

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4889 on: April 27, 2011, 06:25:44 AM »
" Our path has come to an end, may your future grant you what you seek. " Walks away calmly.


*Stabs in the neck* " Nulla e reale; tutto e lecito. Requiescat in pace. "(Nothing is true; everything is permitted. Rest in peace.)


Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4890 on: April 27, 2011, 07:24:23 AM »
It's always the same old thing, Prototype. There is no one else like me...yadda yadda. I'm out of here.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4891 on: April 27, 2011, 07:27:57 AM »
I told you if you went to that party topless and blindfolded someone was going to touch your boobs! I never dreamed there would also be pictures. I can't live with the scandal. Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4892 on: April 27, 2011, 07:29:55 AM »
" My standards are too high for you to have more than a fraction of my attention, begone.  " Shoos away.

Online Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4893 on: April 27, 2011, 07:32:31 AM »
There you go again with that silly mask and those black gloves. Can't you look me in the eyes just once? I'm finished with this game.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4894 on: April 27, 2011, 07:38:28 AM »
" Oh I'm sorry, did you mistake me to someone who cares? "

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4895 on: April 27, 2011, 07:40:10 AM »
You go way too far with that damn animation thing!  Get out!  And take the moving thingy bopper with ya! 


Offline Crazy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4896 on: April 27, 2011, 07:52:04 AM »
"I really like reverse cowgirl,  but I want to be on top from now on."

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4897 on: April 27, 2011, 08:00:21 AM »
Crazy Crazy Crazy now you say you like to be on top. Well that does it. I have ask you to Dom me so many times and you act all innocent. I am outta here Mister. Bye and good luck on approval.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4898 on: April 27, 2011, 08:04:19 AM »
Crazy:

They all warned me about seeing someone named Crazy. I figured "how bad could it be, I already flirt with Insanity." I now know the answer.....bad...very....very...bad.  By the time you read this note, I'll be in hiding and the restraining order will be in affect. Goodbye!

Xandi:

 I am breaking up with you effective immediately because I didn't know you were seeing Crazy too. No wonder there was never any time left for me, but the least you could have done is let me break up first. Don't try to beg me to come back. Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4899 on: April 27, 2011, 08:21:28 AM »
Olive i have to break up with you any woman who can't turn around and face me isn't worth it even if your ass is nice to look at. Walk away and don't look back you had your chance to face me goodbye