*Comes in....gift-wrapped box in hand, stops.....reads note...crumples it in her hand and tosses the box in the trash*
You are too impatient! I wanted to surprise you with your own pair of red panties! I even bought matching red pasties for you. I need someone that knows that all good things come to those that wait.....you didn't wait on me so I'm taking my good things and walking out the door. Goodbye!
You are too competitive. I wanted to break up with her first. You always make me
come go last. I'm breaking up with you, now, for obvious reasons!