Xandi:
*Comes in....gift-wrapped box in hand, stops.....reads note...crumples it in her hand and tosses the box in the trash*
You are too impatient! I wanted to surprise you with your own pair of red panties! I even bought matching red pasties for you. I need someone that knows that all good things come to those that wait.....you didn't wait on me so I'm taking my good things and walking out the door. Goodbye!
Antioch:
You are too competitive. I wanted to break up with her first. You always make me come go last. I'm breaking up with you, now, for obvious reasons!