Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you! (Read 318609 times)

olive · « **Reply #4775 on:** April 15, 2011, 07:04:26 PM »

Either pull the shirt up or take it off, I'm tired of being teased! Actually I'm completely fed up. Goodbye!

BigNRich · « **Reply #4776 on:** April 15, 2011, 08:48:24 PM »

You obviously care more about that wall than you care about me. What does it have that I don't?? Goodbye!

Merry Gentry · « **Reply #4777 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:26:50 AM »

Who is that? You're with her? How can you be with me!? We're done..

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4778 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:22:43 PM »

You've been pulling down those jeans for a month now.. I cant stand it!! I need to keep away from you if I want to stay sane... Goodbye!

olive · « **Reply #4779 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:24:19 PM »

I have stood here with my hands behind my back for days now. I need a little more action out of you! I'm breaking free and leaving for good!

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4780 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:26:34 PM »

Since when did you have any say in how we had sex?! Okay.. this is getting too serious!! i gotta go!!

olive · « **Reply #4781 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:27:31 PM »

You never let me have a say in how we have sex. I'm not a toy! Goodbye!

Phoenixrisen · « **Reply #4782 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:31:58 PM »

I just can't stop myself from staring at you all the time. You're much too distracting, I just have to leave so I can actually get stuff done.

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4783 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:32:40 PM »

I was gonna break up with Olive... and then you butt in?! How rude!! Goodbye!

olive · « **Reply #4784 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:38:32 PM »

You can't talk to my friends like that! You always run them off. I need a kinder, gentler man. *points to the door* Now out you go!

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4785 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:39:29 PM »

But... She interrupte... Oh Who cares!! I'm outta here!!

olive · « **Reply #4786 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:40:40 PM »

No so fast mister..nobody walks out on me.....I'll do the leaving around here. *steps in front of you out the door* Goodbye!

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4787 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:43:22 PM »

You are so competitve!!! You are too competitive!!! We dont have to race for every single thing!!! Oh, Why am I explaining this to you when you're already running out the door?! Sheesh!! I need a break!

olive · « **Reply #4788 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:48:16 PM »

I am competitive and you just don't challenge me enough. I need a fair fight not a runaway train, when it comes to matching wits! I'm sure you don't get that either, so I'll just say 'goodbye!'

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4789 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:49:23 PM »

You use too many big words!!!

Me no want be with you... Me go now!! Bye bye!!

olive · « **Reply #4790 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:54:35 PM »

I bought you "Hooked on Phonics" so you could work on that...but the tapes just sat in the corner and gathered dust! You won't even let me fix you! I need a more co-dependent man, goodbye!

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4791 on:** April 16, 2011, 12:56:20 PM »

Who bought you those panties!! I certainly dont remember getting you those panties!! That's it!! I'm done!!

olive · « **Reply #4792 on:** April 16, 2011, 01:06:47 PM »

You did, I stole the money from your wallet because you wont let me work! I need my independence...and I need more panties....goodbye!

Insanityenviesme · « **Reply #4793 on:** April 16, 2011, 01:15:38 PM »

Hwy in God's earth would you need panties?!! What the heck are they good for anyway!! God, I can't live with a woman who needs something so redundant!! I am leaving!!

Belle33 · « **Reply #4794 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »

I can't believe you are flaunting your conquest in front of me like that. I'm wounded and I'm leaving you!

Xandi · « **Reply #4795 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:40:26 PM »

Belle Im sorry your just to good for me. Everytime I hear hinder sing "I think you can do much better than me" it makes me feel guilty. I have to leave so you can find someone in your league. Best wishes beautiful.

BigNRich · « **Reply #4796 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:59:02 PM »

That nasty gash on your hand has really caused us problems lately (it was very embarrassing inviting you to my family's dinner and having you bleed all over the turkey). Since you ignore my demands to do something about this problem, I'm done with you.

olive · « **Reply #4797 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:58:16 PM »

We had a few good times, some laughs, but now that your money is gone, so am I. Farewell.

lollipop · « **Reply #4798 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »

You stole my red gloves. My hands are cold now, so we're finished!

Nicholas · « **Reply #4799 on:** April 17, 2011, 01:36:42 PM »

Babe, you're really nice and all, but your cold hands are driving me nuts. As sorry as I am, we're done.