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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4700 on: April 02, 2011, 07:50:23 AM »
you just do the things you used to do for me. I don't love you as much as i used to. ciao

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4701 on: April 03, 2011, 09:23:46 AM »
One of us has to put our arms down, otherwise there's no one to do the touching.  We are too similar - Goodbye!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4702 on: April 03, 2011, 09:27:17 AM »
All I want is a message and you can't even have the time to effing type?! I'm sorry, I cant do this! Goodbye!

Offline Ty

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4703 on: April 03, 2011, 09:28:36 AM »
Sorry, old bean. You are just too technologically advanced for me. Get more retro and we'll have high tea, wot?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4704 on: April 03, 2011, 09:32:07 AM »
You wear too many layers of clothing.  It takes me forever to rip them off.  I'm exhausted and I'm leaving!

Offline Ty

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4705 on: April 03, 2011, 09:33:28 AM »
You wear too few! What's the fun in reaching under them? Good riddance!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4706 on: April 03, 2011, 09:36:20 AM »
Your mustache tickles when you go down on me - and not in a good way.  You refuse to shave it and so you have to go.  Adios!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4707 on: April 03, 2011, 03:47:22 PM »
You came back even after your therapist said I was harmful to you? Are you crazy? Or do you simply like making me suffer? Listen, I cannot live with someone so unstable and imature to the point of listening someone else to make decisions about your own life. For God's sake, we did not have children. You off!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4708 on: April 03, 2011, 04:27:38 PM »
You break my heart repeatedly.  The sex is amazing - but it's no longer enough.  I'm done!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4709 on: April 03, 2011, 04:32:38 PM »
Your body is the one of a goddess, but I do not understand why you have to get dressed so scantily. Don`t you nurture some respect for my manhood? I really hate when you show off your body! You off!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4710 on: April 03, 2011, 04:38:57 PM »
How many times must I ask you to put on a shirt?  I'm tired of finding ladies panties thrown at the doorstep because you tease them with your perfect body.  It's entirely unreasonable, and I have to ask you to leave!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4711 on: April 03, 2011, 04:58:59 PM »
Why do you keep breaking up with me? Is this fun for you? I am leaving now...forever!

* drops tears and walks away*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4712 on: April 03, 2011, 05:03:16 PM »
Don't we break up so that we can have make up sex?  You're leaving out the best part.  I'm leaving for good!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4713 on: April 03, 2011, 09:21:55 PM »
You rejected me when I tried to facebook you! Who does that?! I'm outta here!

Offline Tenda

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4714 on: April 03, 2011, 09:34:25 PM »
I'm sorry, but ever since your sex change.. you're a different person! I'm leaving you for the next poster.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4715 on: April 03, 2011, 09:36:30 PM »
Tenda, what we had was so special, but I'm far too jealous of your tail to stay with you.  Goodbye sweetheart!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4716 on: April 04, 2011, 11:42:27 AM »
You're always so jealous, honey. I think that we're done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4717 on: April 04, 2011, 01:28:02 PM »
Nic I just can't do it. I just don't seem to have all the right equipment to satisfy you. I wish you luck. I will always a special place in my heart for you though.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4718 on: April 04, 2011, 04:44:46 PM »
I have so many lickable parts in my body and all you think is to lick your sword! To make things worse, it is covered with someone else's blood! You...hurt my feelings!

* walks away *

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4719 on: April 04, 2011, 07:16:07 PM »
Look, I have tried to explain this to you. Yes you're attractive but I am not into guys. Why must we keep going through this? Please stop following me, I don't want to be with you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4720 on: April 05, 2011, 02:51:07 AM »
You're always looking away, always aloof! I need you to look at me when I'm talking to you from time to time. *throws hands up in the air*  Forget it, I'm outta here!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4721 on: April 05, 2011, 08:54:03 AM »
I just can't see you anymore. You're always hugging trees but spare no attention for me. I can't take it anymore. It's over

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4722 on: April 05, 2011, 08:56:33 AM »
Sorry but I just can't cope with the white hairs all over my nice furniture anymore. Shoo.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4723 on: April 05, 2011, 10:12:23 AM »
I don't ask much of you, Ty..but taking out the trash is YOUR responsibility!  Every waste paper basket is running over in this house!  That's it!!!  We are soo  done!  Take yourself AND your smelling cigars on outta here!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4724 on: April 05, 2011, 10:35:54 AM »
Well, you keep insisting on tight clothes in the countryside. This is not appropriate, since we are conservative. Maybe it is time for YOU to move to the city.