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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 342701 times)

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Offline ArtemisHighmore

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4650 on: March 21, 2011, 06:40:51 PM »
Things where amazing and I couldn't ask for anything more, but they are getting standard. Why is there no fire in your desire? Where did the old you go? I can't continue like this.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4651 on: March 21, 2011, 06:53:19 PM »
I was sending you a breakup text. My girlfriends all said that was too lame, so I called your mom. But she started crying and said you’d never find anyone else as wonderful as me. Who can argue with the truth? So I thought how about someplace public over dinner. Fuck, you know I maxed out all my credit cards and already went through the couch cushions for coins, so I was going to use your credit card. But somehow, it wasn’t in your wallet anymore and you only had about $35 in cash (thanks by the way).

So it occurred to me that your work would rock. I mean your friends are all cool and they would comfort you afterward. But I got distracted by the new guy who’s doing the filing these days and we ended up making out in the backroom behind the storage cabinets. Well, by the time we finished and I got cleaned up, you were out on some ‘important’ meeting. So that turned out to be a waste of time. Anyway, I found out you hang at this site called Elliquiy, so I went through the process of getting vetted and waited for you to post on this stupid game. So like, I’m breaking with you now.

Cya

Jazra

P.S. Can I still borrow your car weekends? I'm thinking of taking a class or something.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2011, 06:55:12 PM by Jazra »

Offline Acid Lips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4652 on: March 21, 2011, 07:18:33 PM »
You write more than you pay attention to me!!!! keep writing!!!!

Offline Hyacinth

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4653 on: March 21, 2011, 07:20:19 PM »
Your yelling scares me. I just can't take it anymore. It's over.


Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4654 on: March 21, 2011, 07:38:57 PM »
I told you not to put that blue stuff in your hair, but do you ever listen to me? Noooooooo. I can't take it any more. Bye!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4655 on: March 21, 2011, 09:17:24 PM »
You never take me along when you're bench sitting.  I feel neglected - we're through!

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4656 on: March 21, 2011, 09:21:43 PM »
You're late for St. Patrick's Day with the green, now...if you can't get that holiday right, we're done!

(Love the avi, by the way, Belle) ;D

Offline BlackSwan317

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4657 on: March 22, 2011, 01:53:29 AM »
You're so indecisive! You can't even decide if you want a sword or an axe! How can I ever trust you don't have another girl on the side? We're done.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4658 on: March 22, 2011, 09:45:42 AM »
You are so cute......I absolutly slutty next to you, I can't take the stairing any more, goodbye

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4659 on: March 22, 2011, 10:04:33 AM »
You want me tied when I want freedom. This is not possible! I will walk away from you now!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4660 on: March 23, 2011, 12:14:00 AM »
Worshiping your body is no longer enough for me.  I'm leaving!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4661 on: March 23, 2011, 08:09:35 AM »
You're too sexy to break up with and green is my favorite color *clings.....then pushes away....clings again...no....no.....pushes away again.......*  It's not you, it's me. *cries* Goodbye!

Offline Sabby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4662 on: March 23, 2011, 08:12:50 AM »
Uhm... another person is making me do their house work and carry their things... you know I can't say no D=

Offline Hyacinth

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4663 on: March 23, 2011, 10:44:47 AM »
Your feathers keep falling everywhere!!!! I can't take this anymore. Adios senor! :(

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4664 on: March 23, 2011, 11:41:37 PM »
You are too shiny for me! See ya!

Offline Charisma

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4665 on: March 24, 2011, 06:06:19 AM »
Yeah, I'm still having a problem with your wedgie. First thing people see is your ass :O

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4666 on: March 24, 2011, 12:14:02 PM »
You keep leaving blue dust EVERYWHERE!  I'm beginning to think I'm part of the "Smurf Fairy Brigade"!!  Take your blue and get out!

Offline Kitsu

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4667 on: March 24, 2011, 12:17:47 PM »
I'm sorry, but I just need some color in my life. Your monochromatic shades of gray were alluring at first, but now it just depresses me. Perhaps we can still be friends?

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4668 on: March 24, 2011, 02:34:42 PM »
Your finger painting is out of control! There's fingerprints all over the walls, the fridge, me!!!  Look at you. Go take a shower and then pack your stuff and get out!

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4669 on: March 24, 2011, 03:51:08 PM »
Olive your beauty so far exceeds my own that my self esteem is suffering. I wish you well and I know I am shallow but I need someone who is in my own league. I must go. Bye beautiful.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4670 on: March 24, 2011, 04:57:56 PM »
~clings to your legs, accidently gets you tripped up in your long flowing gown, causing you to lose your balance and fall with a thud on top of her~

Oh please doooooon't go!  I have wasted my youth on you. You are shallow but oh so hawt!  Look what you've done to me. I can't even grovel properly. 

~gets up....dusts herself off...offers you a hand...tries to rearrange your torn gown...and fix your tousled hairdo..giggles and then raises her chin in mock propriety~


No need to say another word. I'll take my leave now. Goodbye dear.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4671 on: March 24, 2011, 05:46:59 PM »
What we had was wonderful, but it was just a phase.  Now I need a man.  You'll always have a special place in my heart.  Farewell.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4672 on: March 24, 2011, 06:16:25 PM »
~rushes in, dragging a big toolbox on wheels behind her, looks up with a proud smile then sees you have already gone........hangs her head sadly and leaves with toolbox in tow...one wheel squeaking and wobbling noisily as she goes~


We could have discussed this, you know, before you took such drastic measures. I don't need a hothead in my life, anyway! You can't break up with me 'cause I'm breaking up with you first!  Goodbye!







Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4673 on: March 24, 2011, 06:27:52 PM »
*rushes in holding flowers and chocolates noticing the toolbox has been moved*

Olive how could you use that toolbox for someone else, that was our toolbox. I can't take it, you are too helpful with everyone. I....I....I have to leave. Here I bought these for you. Bye  :'(

*hands you the chocolates and flowers before leaving*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4674 on: March 24, 2011, 10:55:23 PM »
You're giving flowers to others???  How do you think that makes me feel?  My friends were right about you.  I'm out of here!