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Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4600 on: March 19, 2011, 01:33:11 AM »
Your tiny waist is très divine
the heart shaped ass makes me shiver
Told our friends you'd always be  mine
Now I guess you'll cry a river
Because I gave you up for Lent
so honey, please pack up  your tent

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4601 on: March 19, 2011, 01:38:24 AM »
You're always getting footprints on the walls...and not in a good way, either.  I've had it!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4602 on: March 19, 2011, 03:09:40 AM »
I can't ever cuddle with you, without you breaking out the hatchet and swordy thing. You're way too jumpy for me. I'm gone.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4603 on: March 19, 2011, 07:07:19 AM »
You never put our arms down.  It's over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4604 on: March 19, 2011, 11:46:12 AM »
Darling, you're cute and all, but always with that cape? We're so done!

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4605 on: March 19, 2011, 11:48:21 AM »
It may be shallow, but I can't handle a man who looks so much better in tight leather than me.

Offline Luther

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4606 on: March 19, 2011, 12:07:47 PM »
You've had your feet up there so long all the blood's ran to your head and it's about to explode so I'm off before it does!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4607 on: March 19, 2011, 12:08:54 PM »
I knew there was another woman! Both of you, get out!

Offline Luther

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4608 on: March 19, 2011, 12:11:15 PM »
We will but I'm taking my corset with me - strip!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4609 on: March 19, 2011, 01:42:18 PM »
We always come so close, but you never kiss me.  You're too much of a tease.  We're done.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4610 on: March 19, 2011, 01:44:02 PM »
you keep biting your fingers, but when I bite your lips you yell at me.. Its so not fair!! I cant do this!!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4611 on: March 19, 2011, 02:17:32 PM »
I ask you to indulge my oral fixation and you refuse.  I guess we aren't meant to be.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4612 on: March 19, 2011, 02:20:25 PM »
How can you be soo against bras?! They're so pretty..I'm sorry, but I cant be with you anymore

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4613 on: March 19, 2011, 02:23:19 PM »
Why does it take you so long to get home?  I'm tired of waiting - it's over!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4614 on: March 19, 2011, 02:24:09 PM »
Why are you always asleep when I get home?! Honestly, this is ridiculous! Goodbye!

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4615 on: March 19, 2011, 02:26:25 PM »
I know I said I wanted tall, dark and mysterious. But you took it to extremes, so I'm out of here.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4616 on: March 19, 2011, 02:28:11 PM »
You're one to talk!! How the eff can I live with you when all you show me is a pair of legs?! I was hoping you were just teasing, but this is too much!!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4617 on: March 19, 2011, 02:42:45 PM »
(If you are going to stand out there and stare into my window all night please have the decency to zip up your pants?) 

You're always out there but you never come up here. I can't handle this long distance affair any longer. Shoo!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4618 on: March 19, 2011, 02:46:32 PM »
(Uhh.. What if I like a healthy breeze around my privates :p )

I beg you to stop teasing me with that gorgeous behind, but you never listen!! Gah, I cant take it anymore!!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4619 on: March 19, 2011, 03:01:53 PM »
Holding my kitty cat hostage in that little black bag won't convince me to take you back. I never liked that one anyway.  Please move on!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4620 on: March 19, 2011, 03:05:56 PM »
How can you just abandon the kitty that way - I thought you loved animals.  You're not who I thought you were.  I'm leaving!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4621 on: March 19, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
I asked for the naughty elf costume!! Damn it woman, do you ever listen to me?!! I'm outta here!!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4622 on: March 19, 2011, 03:19:40 PM »
My best friend is an elf - I knew you were into her.  Get out!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4623 on: March 19, 2011, 03:21:53 PM »
Why didn't you bring me any cookies?! You are so frustrating!! Goodbye!!

Offline Yorubi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4624 on: March 19, 2011, 03:23:21 PM »
Its always black and white pictures with you! Get out of my house we are done!