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Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4450 on: March 09, 2011, 07:15:22 PM »
I've undergone a complete physical transformation, yet here you are again. I'm getting a restraining order and leaving you for good!

Offline Acid Lips

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4451 on: March 09, 2011, 07:19:15 PM »
you are too round for me, goodbye

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4452 on: March 09, 2011, 07:23:57 PM »
you are too round for me, goodbye


You told me SIZE didn't matter. That's it, I'm going to therapy and then I'm breaking up with you!

Offline Lord Mayerling

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4453 on: March 09, 2011, 07:25:54 PM »
You...the avatar....nuuuuuuuuu!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4454 on: March 09, 2011, 07:29:12 PM »
You...the avatar....nuuuuuuuuu!

"It's all pink on the inside."  At least that's what you said last night. I feel dirty now, I'm leaving you!

Offline De h u m a n i z e Me

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4455 on: March 10, 2011, 12:07:46 AM »
One minute you're standing there, a beautiful woman about to take her skirt off for me.
And now this? What is this? Shrek?

If this is "love's true form" I want out, honey.
/breakup /shallow

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((Except I wouldn't dream of breaking up with the lovely Olive for realz. I loves you birthday girl! haha))

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4456 on: March 10, 2011, 04:10:13 AM »
One minute you're standing there, a beautiful woman about to take her skirt off for me.
And now this? What is this? Shrek?

If this is "love's true form" I want out, honey.
/breakup /shallow

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((Except I wouldn't dream of breaking up with the lovely Olive for realz. I loves you birthday girl! haha))


I knew if let you buy those fancy new bloomers *points* you'd think you were too good for me!  Put on a long flannel night gown or I'm in the wind!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4457 on: March 10, 2011, 11:00:33 AM »
You are too beautiful to get dirty in the forest. We're through!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4458 on: March 10, 2011, 11:10:32 AM »
You are too beautiful to get dirty in the forest. We're through!

Funny, that's not what your dad said last night.

If you don't know me by now......well it's time for me to hit the road! Goodbye!

Offline Luther

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4459 on: March 10, 2011, 03:47:48 PM »
You slept with my Dad? He's nearly 80!!! I' going to join a monastery  :o

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4460 on: March 10, 2011, 05:02:17 PM »
You slept with my Dad? He's nearly 80!!! I' going to join a monastery  :o

We slept with your dad.  I gave you a diary for your birthday, you should use it!  I'm finished!

Offline Luther

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4461 on: March 10, 2011, 06:29:19 PM »
hahaha - you're finished? Well if you can't keep up with my Dad you're no good to me - exit stage left!!!

Offline Jated

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4462 on: March 10, 2011, 06:33:59 PM »
Even Dad said you were terrible in bed, I should have believed my brother!! 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4463 on: March 11, 2011, 07:48:20 AM »
Darling, I love you but we just don't match in the sheets! You don't have what I want. :P We can stay friends!  :-*

Offline De h u m a n i z e Me

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4464 on: March 11, 2011, 09:34:34 AM »
I've seen you sneaking around with our gardener Nicholas!
I simply can't live with knowing that you're not only cheating on me, but with a man that I fantasize about!
How dare you! We're through.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4465 on: March 11, 2011, 09:35:30 AM »
You lost your stockings?!! For the love of all that is sacred, you lost them?!! Thats it.. Get out of my life!!

Offline De h u m a n i z e Me

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4466 on: March 11, 2011, 09:37:45 AM »
All that mattered to you was my stockings?
How dare you not appreciate what was beneath them!
-points to the door-
You can show yourself out, mister!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4467 on: March 11, 2011, 09:43:05 AM »
Have you forgotten how difficult your stockings are to strip!! Its a miracle I even stayed this long!! Goodbye!!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4468 on: March 11, 2011, 11:22:50 AM »
Stand down there all night, I'm still not flashing my tits no matter how many Mardi Gras beads you have in that black bag! I'm calling the cops and I'm getting security bars on my windows! We're through.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4469 on: March 11, 2011, 11:24:36 AM »
I want you to flash your ass!! Your ass!! God, sometimes its like talking to a wall!! Sheesh!! Somebody get me out of here!!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4470 on: March 11, 2011, 12:00:41 PM »
I want you to flash your ass!! Your ass!! God, sometimes its like talking to a wall!! Sheesh!! Somebody get me out of here!!

Omg, I just read your other posts in the forums and now I can't focus on the job at hand. *fans herself*


This is isn't how this is supposed to work. I don't think I can see you again, now go! *points to the door*

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4471 on: March 11, 2011, 12:06:11 PM »
There ya go again wearing my most favorite pair of thongs! How many times have I told you NOT to be borrowing my drawers!  Take them off and get out!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4472 on: March 11, 2011, 12:24:44 PM »
~wiggles the panties over her hips and down her thighs, starts to step out of them~

Hey wait a minute......I remember the last time you got me out of my panties.


~bends over and wriggles them back on again~

That trick won't work this time, Camille, we both know you don't WEAR panties! I so love breaking up with you.  Go, and this time go for good!

Offline Luther

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4473 on: March 11, 2011, 04:23:45 PM »
Damn! when was the last time you changes those? I'm gone with the wind  :D

Offline De h u m a n i z e Me

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4474 on: March 11, 2011, 04:31:30 PM »
Darling, you look so rigid lately! I need a more free spirit...fly away now!