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Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4350 on: February 22, 2011, 10:38:20 AM »
I'm sorry, Harley, but you haven't changed that outfit in forever. I know it saves on the laundry bills, but...

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4351 on: February 22, 2011, 10:52:30 AM »
I'm sorry but, I just don't believe that you and your grandmother would kiss like that!  I'm so out of here!!!

Offline Drow Denizen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4352 on: February 22, 2011, 10:54:31 AM »
I'm sorry, but I can't date someone who's a sharper dresser than I am, wearing only their unmentionables.  :P

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4353 on: February 22, 2011, 10:59:52 AM »
Your attire is much too sexy and much sharper than my own.  I can't be with someone who outshines me in fashion and sex appeal!  Off you go!!!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4354 on: February 22, 2011, 11:01:51 AM »
You mistook the girl I am holding for my grandmother? Begone!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4355 on: February 22, 2011, 11:07:48 AM »
LMAO

I don't believe you when you say it is in your job description as the new store clerk at Victoria's Secret!  "Cup Sizer" my ass!  Get out!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4356 on: February 22, 2011, 11:09:39 AM »
That bra is exactly the WRONG size for you. More conservative, or lose it all together! You know better than that! This is going to have to be the end.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4357 on: February 22, 2011, 11:10:40 AM »
That bra is exactly the WRONG size for you. More conservative, or lose it all together! You know better than that! This is going to have to be the end.

Oh shit!  New avatar???

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4358 on: February 22, 2011, 11:12:30 AM »
You don't like my new avatar? It's not going to work out. Sorry.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4359 on: February 22, 2011, 11:56:15 AM »
.Every time we argue you bring out your sword like you are going to kill me, I can't take that kind of mental abuse, I am done.

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4360 on: February 22, 2011, 12:41:00 PM »
I'm sorry, but your wild look outshines even my rugged sexiness, and I don't like being overshadowed.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4361 on: February 22, 2011, 12:51:59 PM »
Your ego is so huge that I can't even see around it any more, I can't take it

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4362 on: February 23, 2011, 11:58:43 AM »
You just look sexy! Why arent you showing your legs in your avatar? I am sure you are hiding a downside! You off, Seara!

* snorts*

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4363 on: February 23, 2011, 12:04:02 PM »
Because the legs wouldn't fit in the avitar, you are so picky...be gone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4364 on: February 23, 2011, 12:05:06 PM »
I told you, sex in the office is not my thing. Good bye.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4365 on: February 23, 2011, 12:10:03 PM »
You keep jumping out and scaring me in dark alleys...my heart can't take any more of it

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4366 on: February 23, 2011, 01:45:29 PM »
Listen! I like my girls gorgeous, well dressed, wearign parfums! Couldnt you even try to brush your hair? What? No???? Ok, I am leaving then!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4367 on: February 23, 2011, 01:53:53 PM »
There ya go again, with your nose up in the air like you're all that!  Get out!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4368 on: February 23, 2011, 01:55:44 PM »
As sexy as it is, you haven't changed that outfit since we met. Time for some new scenery.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4369 on: February 23, 2011, 01:59:49 PM »
Wailing and sobbing    But I only used your sword ONEfriggin' time like that!  I even cleaned it afterward!!! You are upsetting me too much...  be gone!  (But leave the sword!) 

..walks away lmbo!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4370 on: February 23, 2011, 02:01:35 PM »
Yes, you used my sword without taking the time and care to learn to wield it properly. If that's how little you think of me, begone!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4371 on: February 23, 2011, 02:05:18 PM »
Kisses his perfect lips   " I can't be with someone who has softer and more kissable lips than mine....hit the road Jack!" Grabs him and lays one final smack on his sexy mouth!   "Okay, I'm done!!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4372 on: February 23, 2011, 02:06:58 PM »
I can't be with someone who is so eager to see me go... ~ponders the idea of some really good, hot, sweaty, leave-you-breathless break-up sex~

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4373 on: February 23, 2011, 02:09:58 PM »
I can't be with someone who is so eager to see me go... ~ponders the idea of some really good, hot, sweaty, leave-you-breathless break-up sex~

I just came reading that!

You cause me to have to change my panties too many times in one day!  I can't afford the laundry bill!  OUT!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4374 on: February 23, 2011, 02:14:14 PM »
You keep me so feverishly horny that I can't focus on anything else... I think it's time for you to go. ~proceeds to actually commence with said break-up sex, mentally, at least, reveling in the image~