You and your ultimatums! Don't use my curling iron to cook hot dogs! Don't make love to every delivery person who comes to the door, on the front lawn! Don't ride around the block on my riding mower wearing my scuba suit and a strap on dildo! It's always don't, don't, don't! You never say yes to a flipping thing! I am leaving you for the postman, wearing my scuba suit, on our riding mower and I am taking every weenie and hair accessory in the trailer with me, and strapping the damned dildo to my forehead!