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Offline doom29169

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3900 on: September 22, 2010, 07:17:14 AM »
You tricked me with your great hair and boobs, but your half fish...HALF FISH! How are suppose to...you know? Sorry I am not into the whole fishy half thing.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3901 on: September 22, 2010, 08:33:38 AM »
(AngelsDemonsCode, while you did use hyperbole, that was sadly close to reality.  My mother does step into my wife's life uninvited, right up to the point of regulating her urinations.  It was funny because it had the ring of true.)

DOOM, how many times do we have to go over this?  Its $50 for the hour or $300 for the night!  I don't do freebies.  Now since you are tapped out *raises an eyebrow*  I will be going.  Call me when you get some more cash.
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Offline kckolbe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3902 on: September 22, 2010, 08:37:19 AM »
Jack, you are just too fuckin cool for me...and I'm not gay.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3903 on: September 22, 2010, 08:53:35 AM »
Hell, I ain't gay either, but I play on on FOX.  I am straight, with a wife I love, but I suppose I am a bit bi-curious at times.  I would go out on a date with Angel from the movie version of RENT, if I were single, or N' Cream from Connie and Carla.  Both of them were cute as Hell.  If it did not work for me then lesson learned, but it wouldn't hurt to try.  Gender is in the heart, not the body, and gender is no big thing either.

Women often don't have hang ups about this sort of thing.  It is O.K. for a woman to be that way, but not for a man?  Anyway, your would never show me your true face.  You were always hiding behind a mask.  I can't love someone I don't really know.  Adios Bub.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3904 on: September 22, 2010, 09:43:38 AM »
you lost me in the second phrase, you write too much we are done!!!

(well in fact read it all but i need an excuse to break so ..)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3905 on: September 22, 2010, 12:10:42 PM »
You don't write enough.  Adios. (I can keep it short.)

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3906 on: September 22, 2010, 12:12:10 PM »
You are in a picture with her? Seriously look at this body! That is it I can go find me some young stud, we are over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3907 on: September 22, 2010, 12:22:30 PM »
Don't be upset Baby Girl!  There's enough of Grandpa to go around.  Just let me take my teeth out and I can milk your big beautiful udders.  Granda can help too if you want.  She milks me every night and shee's good at it!  Our sexy little secret is that I never let her put her teeth in, so she's always ready.
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Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3908 on: September 22, 2010, 12:24:52 PM »
*wrinkles her nose* How...not appealing. I am going to go find someone who doesn't need viagria

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3909 on: September 22, 2010, 12:35:13 PM »
I don't need me no viawhatchajigger, not when I got that one big bent toe on ma right foot.  Works for Memaw really good, a'fore I start snufflin' fer mushrooms in her forest.

Still, do don't want none a' ma hard toe action, go run off with one o' them citified sissy boys.
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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3910 on: September 22, 2010, 01:44:53 PM »
This went way to far..I can't take it,I don't understand..
Good bye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3911 on: September 22, 2010, 04:01:00 PM »
You always forget my paralyzing fear of striped socks!  We're done!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3912 on: September 22, 2010, 04:12:39 PM »
oh no, always that i came you are like that, ready to do, come on i don't have enough strength for another round today.  We are done

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3913 on: September 22, 2010, 05:08:09 PM »
Always looking for a fight, you are consantly beating up the men who innocently hit on me. We are done

Offline kckolbe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3914 on: September 22, 2010, 05:09:18 PM »
And I am tired of getting beat up by him.  We are done.  ~whispers~  Once he leaves you'll go out with me right?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3915 on: September 22, 2010, 05:13:05 PM »
Sorry, I need more vowels in my life.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3916 on: September 22, 2010, 05:14:24 PM »
Why cant you show me your face? What are you always hiding from me? I cannot live just with your body...delicious body I must say. I am leaving now!

Offline LongN4

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3917 on: September 22, 2010, 06:32:33 PM »
Its not me, its you. You knew when we first started going out that I have a fear of towels, but you just had to insist on bringing it with you everywhere you go. I've had enough of you....and your towel.

Offline Dark Rhain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3918 on: September 22, 2010, 10:25:08 PM »
And you KNEW My towel was my security blanket!! Love me love my towel!!! Good BYE!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3919 on: September 23, 2010, 09:47:13 AM »
I never liked that haircut and..the way you said my name..We are through!..-goes to bathroom and breaks mirror-

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3920 on: September 23, 2010, 09:48:49 AM »
you are always hiting and breaking! i have spend a fortune in buying mirrors you know!
and you ever don't know that break a mirror is bad luck

we are done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3921 on: September 23, 2010, 09:57:39 AM »
You have have this talk?You really wanna?! T.T

would you prefer me to hit you? ..in your face or where ever? I cant hit you..it would be more painful,so I hit walls,mirror,wood.I rather HURT myself than You..
Good-bye.

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3922 on: September 23, 2010, 10:02:23 AM »
You broke the mirror, you broke the wall, now you break my heart. I can't take it any more...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3923 on: September 23, 2010, 10:14:18 AM »
...but you broken mine, i don't know you stay with her so i have to go and left you.


well we can stay together one last night.  ;D  but after that i go for sure

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3924 on: September 23, 2010, 10:15:32 AM »
One night with me and you would be begging to stay.

Which is too clingy for me so kick rocks