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Offline doom29169

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3875 on: September 20, 2010, 06:01:16 PM »
Actually I was thinking of those Long metal rulers, the kind architects use...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3876 on: September 20, 2010, 06:31:41 PM »


Ah...  I don't know Doom old boy.  That ruler looks pretty painful to me.  Sure, its straight and durable as Charles Bronson, but its shaped like a blunt caltrop. Your on your own there, bub.  I couldn't get back together with you because my body has its limits.  I definitely draw the line at that ruler.  (again kidding... shits and giggle)

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« Reply #3877 on: September 20, 2010, 06:36:10 PM »
That picture looks painful, I want no part in that my dear. Have a good life.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3878 on: September 20, 2010, 06:41:54 PM »
Hey, Doom is the one who is as long and straight as an architect's ruler...  I'm the one with the little weeping willow, shedding tears over the physical disparity. 



You never could stand to see a grown man with feelings of inferiority cry, so just go... The door is that way babe.

Offline Sashira

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3879 on: September 20, 2010, 07:51:28 PM »
Darling, you used to have the best fashion sense. Remember your officer's coat, the one you were wearing when I met you? Now THAT was sexy.

But lately... I think you've been slipping. You're wearing something that looks like it was made for a little person who works in Santa's Village. What the hell is up with that?

We're through. Don't call me until you've been through fashion rehab.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3880 on: September 20, 2010, 09:48:27 PM »
This coming from someone dressed for the all Goth production of Brigadoon?  Maybe your right.  Maybe a pair of legs without a torso and a torso with out a pair of legs never had a chance in Hell of working out.  Still, I thought that we could somehow come together and make one full person.  I was wrong...

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« Reply #3881 on: September 20, 2010, 09:53:40 PM »
My fortune cookie said that I'm about to meet a tall, dark handsome stranger. So it's been real and its been fun, but I can't have you standing around when he arrives.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3882 on: September 20, 2010, 10:01:52 PM »
OH!!!!!  Snap.  (Did I use that right?  Is anyone here under 21 who can check my grammar?)

Well, well.....  Hello tall, dark and handsome!



Spice, this is my.... dear friend Nathan.  Nathan, Spice.  Sorry to leave so quickly spice, but we have tickets for Wicked and Nathan likes to arrive early so that we can mingle.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3883 on: September 21, 2010, 09:09:43 AM »
you put too much pictures. i can't live with that. we are done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3884 on: September 21, 2010, 09:34:07 AM »
I am to hurt..right now.I can't even find a main reason for this break-up...Just stop loving me and move on.~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3885 on: September 21, 2010, 09:39:41 AM »
ok you are so lovely that i decide to break with you only to conquer you again!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3886 on: September 21, 2010, 09:56:23 AM »
hehe..and you think that will work on me,again..Mister Charm guy,hm?~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3887 on: September 21, 2010, 10:06:23 AM »
i will try to the best of my ability. if given a chance, never lose your hope.

Offline doom29169

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3888 on: September 21, 2010, 10:39:28 AM »
Dude, really again with the Gladiator thing. I mean how many times can we play this same game. I think its over between us.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3889 on: September 21, 2010, 10:54:11 AM »
waay to nice with me..To much sweetness.. >> we are done.!

Offline Insanityenviesme

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« Reply #3890 on: September 21, 2010, 10:58:09 AM »
wayy too sweet...you're killing me with sweetness..I cant take it anymore!

Offline doom29169

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« Reply #3891 on: September 21, 2010, 10:59:32 AM »
its not me, its you. Your terrible in bed, only take and no give. Sorry I need someone who will meet my needs to...

Offline LongN4

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« Reply #3892 on: September 21, 2010, 01:12:43 PM »
Lose the beer goggles and then we'll talk.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3893 on: September 21, 2010, 01:16:32 PM »
we couldn't come to a agreement ..I can't take it anymore.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3894 on: September 21, 2010, 04:23:10 PM »
you have time to be with people and break with then in the time that i break you to try to conquer you again? we are done this time, but i will back.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3895 on: September 21, 2010, 06:17:28 PM »
You never understood the nurturing nature of my soul.  While you were butting heads with your football mate, I was making a real home for us!  Those bloody pictures were for you, so that you could be proud of your home and have a place of refuge in a cold uncaring rubbish heap of a world!  I didn't understand your flippin' football, but I tried.  Didn't I make tacos and hot wings enough to stuff your faces?  Didn't I buy your horrid German beer?  You couldn't look at our lovely home, just once, and see that it was all for you?

You had your chance love.....  *wipes back the tears from his big brown eyes*  I'm leaving you and flying to Greece.  I hope you aspirate one of you F$&*ing chicken bits and died a painful death.  To bad I won't be here to see it!

*Turns on last time and gives you a pained look that reveals the wish for your death as the lie it was.  His quiet beauty, which once inflamed your passions, is gone from you reach forever*
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Offline MasterMischief

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« Reply #3896 on: September 21, 2010, 06:48:21 PM »
You were awful in Employee of the Month!  We're through!

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« Reply #3897 on: September 21, 2010, 08:28:49 PM »
I don't care what you say having a quickie in the janitor's closet is NOT romantic.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3898 on: September 21, 2010, 08:34:38 PM »
You lied to me!  I waited until we were married and you promised me the world, but You Are Not All That Long!  I am leaving you, rather than live with a lifetime of disappointment.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3899 on: September 22, 2010, 12:17:47 AM »
As cliche this may sound, it's not you. I swear! It isn't you at all but is also isn't me. I'm forever grateful for you for saving me from the dragon and all that, and you'll always have a special place in my heart. It isn't you, that's all I can sa...no, I can say something else.

It's your parents. They're the reason why I'm breaking up with you.

I'm sorry love, but they're crazy! I know you warned me about their 'oddness' while we were riding on your white horse, but I didn't think they'll be insane. I would be alright with odd, who isn't odd in this world today?, but insane? Haha... no. I first realized this when you introduce me to them. No one ever asked me before if I wore wear full knight armory to bed if you were out and gone during dragon slaying trips. I was one-third offended that they though I would cheat on you and two-thirds horrified that your mother proudly give me her old ones. Think on that.

But that's not all, oh no! At first, I did try to ignore them and just enjoy your company, but they've been slowly driving me insane ever since I came to live with you. They would come by, unannounced, wearing those uncomfortable looking armor over their clothing and always insisting that I wear that as well for 'the best'. I refuse to wear anything that is more than my own body weight, love. They would prod and ask me if our sex life was doing fine, if I was cheating on you or anything like that. They spied on me when I was in the bathroom, trying to hear my urine. I don't know how that works either.

The final straw was when they tried to build a tower for me to live in when you weren't around. You know the one Rapunzel, the girl from my book club, was stuck in? The one your parents made hers look easy to get out. THIS:



WAS WHAT THEY WANTED TO PUT ME IN. Complete with the fire breathing dragon and moat full of laser firing sharks.

This is not the happily-ever-after I signed up for honey. I just can't take it anymore with your parents. Until you do something about your parents, I just don't think this is going to work out. Goodbye dear.