I have to be honest about this, my lovely Sashira. I have to be. It's the least I can do for you.
The time we spent together were the best in my life. When we first met at the shoe shop, you asking for a pair of new Nike shoes and me helping you out, it was love at first fitting. I'll never forget the time we shared, I assure you. Because why should I? They were amazing. We danced, frolicked, walked, footised and so many more leg/feet-oriented activities.
But that's the problem, you see. That's the reason why I have to do this. Please, understand what I'm going to say next. It may be a bit... harsh, but you need to let me explain this properly? Okay? Right...
I'm breaking up with you because you're a pair of legs and it just can't work out between the two of us.
Please don't look at me like that! Please honey. I can explain this. Just let me...
I tried to ignore the obstacles and everyday tribulations we have due to this but I can't anymore. It's just too hard. We can't do anything normal couples would do with each other. We can't hold hands, we can't slow dance, we can't build snow people (unless you want to risk cold feet again) or make those cute sweaters for each other. People look at us all the time when we go out, wondering if you're really a girl or not.
Communication isn't any better dear. Half the time, I'm wondering if you're actually listening to my words! Even right now, as I talk to you. I don't know if you're looking at something else or anything like that. And I'm often left awake at night, wondering how on earth you can even talk and I'm so sleep deprived by then.
And if you thought you being only legs was cheaper for me, you're sadly mistaken. Do you know how expensive it is to find skirts, pants, shorts, underwear that have a fastener at the top and still look cute at the same time? They cost me a fortune! Not that I mind, but they're really hard to find at times.
So dear... this is why we have to go our separate ways.
If I was a stronger, braver person, I'll face this all just for you. But... I'm just not. I'm sorry love but at least we still have our memories, do take care.