Ewww, he technically tasted his balls..... He's going to do a lot worse to you for even saying that.
Ahem, I promise to appear in your window, and when you move, a brick will fall on your head and knock you out. I'll enter your room, shoot any angry pets with a silenced pistol. Drag your body outside where a gorilla on Viagra will be waiting. I'll handcuff you hog tied style. While the gorilla has his way, I'll video tape it. Than the entire internet world will no about your rape. And the last part, you'll live the life as the guy who was raped by a gorilla; also, there will be people jerking off to your video, so enjoy.