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Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3325 on: August 06, 2010, 06:42:29 AM »
You said we looked good together.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3326 on: August 06, 2010, 06:44:12 AM »
(lol)

It was because of his huge bulge!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3327 on: August 06, 2010, 06:44:40 AM »
Which I'm sure you nom'd on yourself.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3328 on: August 06, 2010, 06:46:09 AM »
Yeah, and I tasted you on it!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3329 on: August 06, 2010, 06:48:01 AM »
<ewww - too far>
I can't believe you wore the same corset your entire vacation...we're through.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3330 on: August 06, 2010, 06:50:04 AM »
<apologies>

Well if you wouldn't have insisted on taking your guitar perhaps I would have been able to pack some clothes!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3331 on: August 06, 2010, 06:54:06 AM »
What do you think paid for that vacation?  Here, take this suitcase and get your stuff out...NOW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3332 on: August 06, 2010, 06:57:28 AM »
*takes cigarette out of his mouth and slams the door*

throws up a middle finger

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3333 on: August 06, 2010, 06:58:43 AM »
HEY! I want my cigarette back!

Dammit

Make sure you mix the water and vinegar correctly...been noticing a bit of smell lately...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3334 on: August 06, 2010, 07:00:52 AM »
(omfg and I'm the one who's gross?!)

Oh really?! Your best friend doesn't seem to mind one bit!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3335 on: August 06, 2010, 07:03:24 AM »
<sorry - I couldn't resist...you could smell me on another dude's junk...I consider that way more gross>

Maybe that explains everything.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3336 on: August 06, 2010, 07:05:42 AM »
(lolz)

Yes, it explains why I've been out almost every night this month!


Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3337 on: August 06, 2010, 07:09:38 AM »
Slut

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3338 on: August 06, 2010, 07:12:53 AM »
You're the one with all the calendars and pictures of naked ladies in the garage! You pay more attention to them than you do to me!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3339 on: August 06, 2010, 07:13:45 AM »
I only keep them there to remind me of you.  Tramp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3340 on: August 06, 2010, 07:16:30 AM »
They don't even look like me! Perv.

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3341 on: August 06, 2010, 07:20:51 AM »
Well, when I look at them they do.  Guess that shows who had more imagination in the bedroom.  Another good reason for me to end it.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3342 on: August 06, 2010, 01:11:20 PM »
I knew you were sleeping around, and now I finally have the proof.  By the way, I sold your Porsche for ten dollars today.  Bye!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3343 on: August 06, 2010, 01:37:40 PM »
eh - tis only material possessions.  You, on the other hand...eh - later.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3344 on: August 06, 2010, 01:58:33 PM »
You finally admit that I never meant anything to you!  I knew all those promises and bullshit sweet... whatever... was a bunch of crap!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3345 on: August 06, 2010, 02:00:30 PM »
I really did love you, but your mood swings are too much for me.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3346 on: August 06, 2010, 02:03:22 PM »
Ha!  I'm one dimensional!  I don't have mood swings!  That just proves you never cared enough to pay attention to me at all. -takes all his cigarettes with her, too-

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3347 on: August 06, 2010, 02:04:02 PM »
I got more (cigs and ladies)

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3348 on: August 06, 2010, 02:08:18 PM »
Ooooh, there's a shocker, pal!  More women?!  I never would have guessed that, since I didn't mean anything.  No.  Not obvious at all.  That's fine, you keep all of them, because... I. Don't. Care.  -hurries and walks out the door before he can see her cry-

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3349 on: August 06, 2010, 02:24:04 PM »
Ah...baby...don't go away mad (just go away...)