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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 342925 times)

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Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3300 on: August 06, 2010, 02:26:04 AM »
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3301 on: August 06, 2010, 05:51:51 AM »
Pulls the chair from under her as she's preparing to sit down..."Oh, I'm sorry - this is all mine...your stuff is in your place"  {Anticipated negative response} I guess you'll just have to go find your new place then.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3302 on: August 06, 2010, 06:17:09 AM »
I always had to FAKE it!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3303 on: August 06, 2010, 06:33:50 AM »
No, you didn't have to, you chose to, just like I am choosing to kick your faking, lying ass out.  Bye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3304 on: August 06, 2010, 06:41:30 AM »
But this is MY house! You take your crap and get out! And don't think I wasn't aware that you were cheating on me with your drummer!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3305 on: August 06, 2010, 06:42:29 AM »
You said we looked good together.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3306 on: August 06, 2010, 06:44:12 AM »
(lol)

It was because of his huge bulge!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3307 on: August 06, 2010, 06:44:40 AM »
Which I'm sure you nom'd on yourself.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3308 on: August 06, 2010, 06:46:09 AM »
Yeah, and I tasted you on it!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3309 on: August 06, 2010, 06:48:01 AM »
<ewww - too far>
I can't believe you wore the same corset your entire vacation...we're through.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3310 on: August 06, 2010, 06:50:04 AM »
<apologies>

Well if you wouldn't have insisted on taking your guitar perhaps I would have been able to pack some clothes!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3311 on: August 06, 2010, 06:54:06 AM »
What do you think paid for that vacation?  Here, take this suitcase and get your stuff out...NOW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3312 on: August 06, 2010, 06:57:28 AM »
*takes cigarette out of his mouth and slams the door*

throws up a middle finger

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3313 on: August 06, 2010, 06:58:43 AM »
HEY! I want my cigarette back!

Dammit

Make sure you mix the water and vinegar correctly...been noticing a bit of smell lately...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3314 on: August 06, 2010, 07:00:52 AM »
(omfg and I'm the one who's gross?!)

Oh really?! Your best friend doesn't seem to mind one bit!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3315 on: August 06, 2010, 07:03:24 AM »
<sorry - I couldn't resist...you could smell me on another dude's junk...I consider that way more gross>

Maybe that explains everything.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3316 on: August 06, 2010, 07:05:42 AM »
(lolz)

Yes, it explains why I've been out almost every night this month!


Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3317 on: August 06, 2010, 07:09:38 AM »
Slut

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3318 on: August 06, 2010, 07:12:53 AM »
You're the one with all the calendars and pictures of naked ladies in the garage! You pay more attention to them than you do to me!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3319 on: August 06, 2010, 07:13:45 AM »
I only keep them there to remind me of you.  Tramp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3320 on: August 06, 2010, 07:16:30 AM »
They don't even look like me! Perv.

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3321 on: August 06, 2010, 07:20:51 AM »
Well, when I look at them they do.  Guess that shows who had more imagination in the bedroom.  Another good reason for me to end it.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3322 on: August 06, 2010, 01:11:20 PM »
I knew you were sleeping around, and now I finally have the proof.  By the way, I sold your Porsche for ten dollars today.  Bye!

Offline Brian Boru

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3323 on: August 06, 2010, 01:37:40 PM »
eh - tis only material possessions.  You, on the other hand...eh - later.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #3324 on: August 06, 2010, 01:58:33 PM »
You finally admit that I never meant anything to you!  I knew all those promises and bullshit sweet... whatever... was a bunch of crap!