Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you! (Read 319702 times)

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #3175 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:37:55 PM »

You're obsessed with She-Ra, and quite frankly the only reason I think you asked me out is because you think I look like her! Do you even care about ME?!

Treena · « **Reply #3176 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:15:53 AM »

I was fine with you humping my leg and licking me, I thought it was hot, but when you started drinking out of the toilet and sniffing other peoples asses that was the last straw, I don't care that you are trying to keep the realism! You are a human not a dog!

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3177 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:17:33 AM »

well what about you, I thought the cat girl thing was cute. Untill you woke up in the middle of the night and started coughing up hairballs.

Lucius Cornelius · « **Reply #3178 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:46:42 AM »

better cough hairballs that try to fix you again in the middle of night.!!! we are done!!

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3179 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:47:47 AM »

you should fix me since your thet one who did it

Lucius Cornelius · « **Reply #3180 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:49:07 AM »

oh for all the gods!!! i only want to hug you and you just broke.. again

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3181 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:51:48 AM »

pfft if thats what you call a hug, you were squeezing the life out of me.

TheLegionary · « **Reply #3182 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:52:50 AM »

you lost your wings, now you are losing your man. Say goodbye to me!

Lucius Cornelius · « **Reply #3183 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:58:11 AM »

you have better abs than me!!!! this only can means that is the end...

Endorphin · « **Reply #3184 on:** August 02, 2010, 04:29:36 PM »

I'm sorry Lucius, the whole Roman thing just doesn't get me over the line.

Jade · « **Reply #3185 on:** August 02, 2010, 04:45:20 PM »

You're constantly walkin into public half dressed and with your pants undone. It's really embarrassing not to mention distracting. Sorry its over.

Endorphin · « **Reply #3186 on:** August 02, 2010, 04:47:02 PM »

Yeah, well I've never gone for your fashion sense in public either. Consider it mutual!

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3187 on:** August 02, 2010, 05:56:41 PM »

whats the point of a belt if it isn't even fastened? I don't get you were so done.

Seara · « **Reply #3188 on:** August 02, 2010, 06:19:29 PM »

Sorry, the whole laying on the rocks thing isn't working for me any more, it is so over.

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3189 on:** August 02, 2010, 06:24:42 PM »

you ripped of my wings it freakin hurts, so why do you expect me to get up for.

Sophyta · « **Reply #3190 on:** August 02, 2010, 06:44:59 PM »

All you do is hide from me. The truth, yourself and all the other stuff.

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3191 on:** August 02, 2010, 06:45:47 PM »

your allways biting other women but never me

Sophyta · « **Reply #3192 on:** August 02, 2010, 07:21:31 PM »

Well, if you turn away. How can I bite you.

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #3193 on:** August 02, 2010, 07:25:09 PM »

your supposed to chase me down

MasterMischief · « **Reply #3194 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:26:37 PM »

All in all, you're just another chick on the wall.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #3195 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:30:17 PM »

You keep trying to impress other women with your witty classic rock puns ... it's tiresome!

MasterMischief · « **Reply #3196 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:33:46 PM »

What you did to my cassette player is unforgivable.

I want my Footloose tape back!

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #3197 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:35:26 PM »

Do you know how embarrassing it is to drive around in a car with a llama singing FOOTloose at the top of his lungs?!

Endorphin · « **Reply #3198 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:21:53 PM »

I'm sorry, I've just had enough of this mystical crap.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #3199 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:23:54 PM »

You're so close minded, you don't see me getting bent out of shape over your ab worship rituals!