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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2550 on: July 08, 2010, 08:12:24 PM »
Oh...I know who she is and FYI she has herpes.  Best wishes for you two!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2551 on: July 08, 2010, 08:13:12 PM »
Your too immature for me...btw you gave me gential warts.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2552 on: July 08, 2010, 08:16:42 PM »
(ooc lolz)

My doctor said that was just ingrown hair from shaving! You never listen!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2553 on: July 08, 2010, 08:18:04 PM »
THEN WHY IS IT ON THE TIP AND THE SHAFT?!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2554 on: July 08, 2010, 08:21:29 PM »
IT'S FROM YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND THEN!!

(caplocks...unleash the fury!)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2555 on: July 08, 2010, 08:25:59 PM »
Sorry, but we already went and got ourselves checked out...she doesn't have anything

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2556 on: July 08, 2010, 08:35:45 PM »
You made me throw up a little in my mouth! Stop calling me!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2557 on: July 08, 2010, 08:36:10 PM »
Your the one that called me....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2558 on: July 08, 2010, 11:10:17 PM »
Look, you're in my top 5 and the phone dialed automatically when I threw my purse in the car.  Please come pick up the rest of your soiled clothes, you keep leaving stuff here as a reason to continue coming over.

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2559 on: July 08, 2010, 11:15:21 PM »
I'm sorry but we're finished, Thirteen. Don't cry. It's not you... it's me.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2010, 11:16:52 PM by Corvus »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2560 on: July 08, 2010, 11:36:56 PM »
You're so right, it is you.

 :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2561 on: July 08, 2010, 11:39:33 PM »
Yes, it is me leaving you.  :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2562 on: July 08, 2010, 11:41:10 PM »
Damn you!

*slams door*

Get off my property!

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2563 on: July 08, 2010, 11:52:39 PM »
 ::) We're in my car. So... damn YOU.

*slams car door*

Get out of my car!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2564 on: July 09, 2010, 12:01:38 AM »
No, damn YOU!  We're on a porch swing!

*shakes the chain holding up the wooden swing*

Get off my swing!

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2565 on: July 09, 2010, 12:05:24 AM »
(lol)

Fine! I will, after you get off my LAP!

shakes you, pinning me down in the swing*

Get off of... ME!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2566 on: July 09, 2010, 12:08:43 AM »
(lol this is so ridiculous)

Damn YOU! I can't get up! I twisted my ankle when you pushed me down that flight of stairs the other day!

*points down to the ace bandage wrap*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2567 on: July 09, 2010, 12:14:30 AM »
(lol. indeed.. yet I'm sitting her laughing out loud as I envision the conversation, your face as you shook the chain and you... being shaken by me.)  ;D

Oh is that all? Well, I can't get up either cause you broke my leg when you grabbed my arm and pulled me down the stairs with you!

*points at the rather obvious cast covering most of his leg below the knee*

And for your information, I didn't push you. You had a spider on your back and I killed it ... probably saved your life, you ungrateful....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2568 on: July 09, 2010, 12:26:07 AM »
I might have been a little drunk that night but I didn't pull you down the stairs.  You tripped after punching me in the back once you completed your chant and stuck pins in a voodoo doll you made from my hair!!  I'm leaving you!

*attempts to get up but falls down onto limp ankle*


Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2569 on: July 09, 2010, 12:41:45 AM »
Yeah, you were drunk alright! And yes, I tripped... OVER YOUR BODY.. AFTER YOU GRABBED MY ARM AND PULLED ME TOWARDS YOU AS YOUR DRUNK ASS *FELL* DOWN THE STAIRS!

And yes, they were pins ... BOBBY PINS THAT I WAS PUTTING BACK IN YOUR HAIR AFTER THEY FELL OUT DURING YOUR TIME WORSHIPING THE PORCELAIN GOD!

And that wasn't a voodoo doll, IT WAS A KITTEN I HAD GOTTEN YOU AS A SURPRISE!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2570 on: July 09, 2010, 12:50:21 AM »
looks up from the ground, still unable to get up

You know, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU ALWAYS YELLING AT ME!

And why is your mom standing over there with the cops again!?  I know you live in her basement but does she always have to be up in our business!?

*points right --->

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2571 on: July 09, 2010, 01:04:25 AM »
*trys to help you up but loses balance thanks to broken leg in cast and tumbles out of swing on top of you instead.*

I was making a POINT... or making POINTS, as it were. I figured maybe if I said it loud enough the sound may stand a better chance of resonating through that thick skull of yours and actually make sense to you.

[*i]glances ---> and waves*[/i] Hi Mom! *waves*

Whatever. My mom adores you... for reasons I can't fathom. She probably called the cops on ME!

What? No mom! I didn't push her out of the swing, she fell! Wha... No mom, I'm not taking advantage of her mom, I was trying to help her up and *I* fell. Broken leg, remember?

*points to you with an accusing smirk*


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2572 on: July 09, 2010, 01:12:07 AM »
Oh right! The last time you said she liked me I ended up in the back of a cop car!

Get off of me!

*starts kicking at the cast with her one good leg*

Offline Michael Corvus

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2573 on: July 09, 2010, 01:19:17 AM »
Yeah, but that wasn't because of my mom. That was because you think it's fun to drive around town half naked. How many times have you been in trouble for indecent exposure now? I know you get a kick out of seeing all the faces of the men you surprise but... their significant others' don't find it quiet as humorous as you.

*cringes in pain as his broken leg gets kicked. Rolls off of you onto your bum ankle.*

Oh Jesus God! My leg!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2574 on: July 09, 2010, 11:40:09 AM »
You can't hide from me! I see you! We're through!