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Offline Synecdoche17

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2375 on: June 18, 2010, 01:26:07 AM »
My hair is perfect; if you can't accept pink, you can't accept me for who I am! We're through!

Offline Hitori

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2376 on: June 18, 2010, 01:35:18 AM »
Maybe if you spent more time investing in this relationship, and less time doing your hair we would have worked... sorry babe but it's over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2377 on: June 18, 2010, 07:39:48 AM »
maybe if you made love and not war we would have worked (just so ya know if you served in the milatary.....Thank you)

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2378 on: June 18, 2010, 12:40:35 PM »
I can't be with someone whose face I can't see.. Sorry babe.

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2379 on: June 18, 2010, 12:42:03 PM »
with those abs, YOU should be doing the laundry dammit.    >:(

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2380 on: June 18, 2010, 12:44:32 PM »
I told you to get a pair of black stockings and not wear a white one everyday. I am outta here.

Offline Argent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2381 on: June 18, 2010, 12:49:11 PM »
My god, man! Baby oil and body wash are not interchangeable! My bags are on the landing. I'm leaving.

(Exits stage left, slips on a slippery patch and falls down the stairs.)

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2382 on: June 18, 2010, 01:00:07 PM »
look at ME, not your KNEE !              *grrrr's*

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2383 on: June 18, 2010, 01:02:04 PM »
If you had spent some time grabbing me and not just your boob, maybe we would have still been together.  >:(

Offline ferrousaemyr

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2384 on: June 18, 2010, 07:24:58 PM »
I just can't do it anymore, Zaphod. Your antics kept me laughing for days at a time, but your jokes just told me what your soul was really saying: I'm lonely.

The calls at 3am, the insistent doubts of how you looked in these pants or that kilt, the little games to prove my fidelity - I'm through with all of it.

I let you play my heart, all to fill the hole in yours. You never cared who I was - I was just another body to keep you warm and hold back the self-doubt, the gnawing insecurity and reoccurring nightmares.

You lied too many times to let me forgive you, even though I tried. I can't give you a chance to grow and redeem yourself; you already showed me you don't want to.

Next time you see me dancing, it won't be with you.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2385 on: June 18, 2010, 09:57:41 PM »
I just don't know who you are.  You won't even let me SEE you!  How can we possibly have a relationship like that?!  Not to mention your constant need for approval ... it's over.

Offline Gideon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2386 on: June 18, 2010, 10:13:00 PM »
Once you got that neckalace and started wearing that cloak I feel like I barely know you I'm sorry but we're done goodbye!

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2387 on: June 18, 2010, 10:24:09 PM »
Beyond the fact that you're apparently threatened by my apparel and accessories ... *coughs*freak!*coughs* ... it's just all about sex with you!  I need something deeper so, so long!

Offline Gideon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2388 on: June 18, 2010, 10:50:31 PM »
If you think all Im about is sex then you obviously don't know me well enough to be my girlfriend!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2389 on: June 19, 2010, 02:47:36 PM »
You have a tan line around your left finger where you obviously took off your wedding ring!  I can't be with a married man!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2390 on: June 19, 2010, 02:54:54 PM »
I just saw the texts in your phone. So you love Pete and can't wait to get out tonight after sedating me huh. Have a nice life, you cheat.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2391 on: June 19, 2010, 03:00:12 PM »
Look, I'm sorry that you can't accept my drug addiction.  I SMOKE ROCKS! So, it's probably better to go our separate ways.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2392 on: June 19, 2010, 03:25:11 PM »
Find someone else who can keep the toilet seat down. It won't be me.

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2393 on: June 19, 2010, 03:26:14 PM »
you're just too slick for me, baby.  i'm out. 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2394 on: June 19, 2010, 03:28:30 PM »
I can't be with someone who can't appreciate the awesomeness of Led Zeppelin. See ya babe.

Offline Camie Calamity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2395 on: June 19, 2010, 03:36:37 PM »
If you listened to me the way you do Led Zeppelin, then we wouldn't be here now would we.

Offline GolGol

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2396 on: June 19, 2010, 03:37:10 PM »
I'm too much of a tiger for you. See you.

Offline Camie Calamity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2397 on: June 19, 2010, 03:49:48 PM »
I tried I really did but the tiger inside of you kept eating the neighbors pets and I really can't keep dealing with the late night phone calls and threats of being sued!

Offline GolGol

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2398 on: June 19, 2010, 03:51:18 PM »
Aw, babe! I carried the dead pets to our bed and put them on your pillow just so you could be proud of me! Oh well, I guess some relationships are not meant to last...

Offline Camie Calamity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2399 on: June 19, 2010, 03:54:42 PM »
Yes, it’s best we end things now.  Wait on my pillow??  Eww…definitely time to end things.