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Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2200 on: June 09, 2010, 09:34:47 PM »
I can't see your eyes and whenever we do it...I can never get you to take the necklace off...it's really distracting having an object of explosive magical power swaying around rapidly when you're naked.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2201 on: June 09, 2010, 09:37:27 PM »
See there you go again, so easily distracted!  You KNOW I can't take my necklace off and some guys would find that rather hot and kinky but noooo, not you!  If you're going to nitpick there's no way we can be together.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2202 on: June 09, 2010, 09:40:12 PM »
Ok seeing as I saw what that thing did to your last two boyfriends..I think I have a right to be scared...I mean....they lost everything and I mean literally everything.  They are shambling midget zombies lost in the middle of the desert!  I've been lucky not to make a mistake during sex.

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2203 on: June 09, 2010, 09:41:25 PM »
See, I had never dated a male elf and the mead was talking to me and so were you...  But then I woke up with your ear in my nose and thats was too much, its over!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2204 on: June 09, 2010, 09:42:20 PM »
I don't date guys and why were you in the bed with me and Cassiopeia last night anyway? 

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2205 on: June 09, 2010, 09:43:41 PM »
Because I thought our relationship could use a little more fire!  You are just SUCH a prude!  SO done with you!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2206 on: June 09, 2010, 09:45:54 PM »
Pfft...If you wanted more fire I could have just lit you up with a bit of the old magic missle and fire ball.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2207 on: June 09, 2010, 09:48:40 PM »
Ooooh so now you're getting violent with me?!  Not.  Cool.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2208 on: June 09, 2010, 09:49:38 PM »
You take everything the wrong way!  Who said I was going to hurt you?

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2209 on: June 09, 2010, 09:50:32 PM »
You drugged my mead, so uncool.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2210 on: June 09, 2010, 09:51:57 PM »
You drink WAY too much mead and are always "accidentally" waking up in the beds of other men ... it's become quite a problem I don't think I can take the drama.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2211 on: June 09, 2010, 09:52:27 PM »
Hey!  You're the one that keeps inviting men into our bed!

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2212 on: June 09, 2010, 09:53:10 PM »
And an elf!  Now all I can think about is his ear. In. My. Nose.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2213 on: June 09, 2010, 09:54:28 PM »
One you should have laid off the beer, 2 I don't go out with men and 3.  your breath is flammable.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2214 on: June 09, 2010, 09:55:42 PM »
You're yelling at him yet you DID wake up curled up in his arms ... closet case much?

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2215 on: June 09, 2010, 09:56:37 PM »
And why am i not enough for you!  You like his ear sexxin ways dont you!  *cries*

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2216 on: June 09, 2010, 09:57:46 PM »
Oh go cry me a river, just because she likes me more than you.  We're done well...because I never liked you in the first place...and wait...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2217 on: June 09, 2010, 09:58:47 PM »
You're assuming I like you more than him ... you're so damned cocky!  There's no room in this relationship for me with how big your ego is!

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2218 on: June 09, 2010, 09:59:31 PM »
I will not be extending my ears for you, not even for eternity with you, you are so vain!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2219 on: June 09, 2010, 09:59:50 PM »
Theres no room in the relationship for you when you've got seven men sleeping in your bed in one night!

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2220 on: June 09, 2010, 10:01:30 PM »
And you and your illegal activities, like just the other night, you and that pixie that you had flying up your ...  *shivers*

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2221 on: June 09, 2010, 10:03:04 PM »
Dude, you need to lay off the shrooms.  Cause that's all you were seeing, you went to go spy on women using the restroom and went into the mens in your drunken and very high state and spied on me...do you not remember me giving you that scar on your face afterwords?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2222 on: June 09, 2010, 10:36:25 PM »
I saw you playing with other dolls. I thought I was special.

Offline eroticslut

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2223 on: June 10, 2010, 11:01:23 AM »
I like playing with real dolls
that is why I am done with you

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2224 on: June 10, 2010, 12:39:32 PM »
You are as faceless and unreadable now as you ever where.  Your mere words are not enough, I need something more than just your thoughts conveyed to me via text!