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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 361247 times)

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Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2175 on: June 09, 2010, 09:15:02 PM »
I told you I would support your rock band lifestyle, but I just can take the rehearsals in the garage anymore.  The cotton in the ears just isn't working anymore.  Get your stuff, get your band and get out!

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2176 on: June 09, 2010, 09:17:51 PM »
I thought a relationship with a Lama would be something special and unique, well, its all hoofs and fur for me, and I need more in a relationship.  I am done!

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2177 on: June 09, 2010, 09:29:15 PM »
you've singed everything!  the extinguishers are all empty!  ... and i'm just burnt out.         

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2178 on: June 09, 2010, 09:30:34 PM »
You look to much like a lady of night whenever we go out to town.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2179 on: June 09, 2010, 09:33:15 PM »
You're always staring off into space and zoning out on me ... really, I've had enough.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2180 on: June 09, 2010, 09:34:47 PM »
I can't see your eyes and whenever we do it...I can never get you to take the necklace off...it's really distracting having an object of explosive magical power swaying around rapidly when you're naked.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2181 on: June 09, 2010, 09:37:27 PM »
See there you go again, so easily distracted!  You KNOW I can't take my necklace off and some guys would find that rather hot and kinky but noooo, not you!  If you're going to nitpick there's no way we can be together.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2182 on: June 09, 2010, 09:40:12 PM »
Ok seeing as I saw what that thing did to your last two boyfriends..I think I have a right to be scared...I mean....they lost everything and I mean literally everything.  They are shambling midget zombies lost in the middle of the desert!  I've been lucky not to make a mistake during sex.

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2183 on: June 09, 2010, 09:41:25 PM »
See, I had never dated a male elf and the mead was talking to me and so were you...  But then I woke up with your ear in my nose and thats was too much, its over!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2184 on: June 09, 2010, 09:42:20 PM »
I don't date guys and why were you in the bed with me and Cassiopeia last night anyway? 

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2185 on: June 09, 2010, 09:43:41 PM »
Because I thought our relationship could use a little more fire!  You are just SUCH a prude!  SO done with you!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2186 on: June 09, 2010, 09:45:54 PM »
Pfft...If you wanted more fire I could have just lit you up with a bit of the old magic missle and fire ball.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2187 on: June 09, 2010, 09:48:40 PM »
Ooooh so now you're getting violent with me?!  Not.  Cool.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2188 on: June 09, 2010, 09:49:38 PM »
You take everything the wrong way!  Who said I was going to hurt you?

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2189 on: June 09, 2010, 09:50:32 PM »
You drugged my mead, so uncool.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2190 on: June 09, 2010, 09:51:57 PM »
You drink WAY too much mead and are always "accidentally" waking up in the beds of other men ... it's become quite a problem I don't think I can take the drama.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2191 on: June 09, 2010, 09:52:27 PM »
Hey!  You're the one that keeps inviting men into our bed!

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2192 on: June 09, 2010, 09:53:10 PM »
And an elf!  Now all I can think about is his ear. In. My. Nose.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2193 on: June 09, 2010, 09:54:28 PM »
One you should have laid off the beer, 2 I don't go out with men and 3.  your breath is flammable.

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2194 on: June 09, 2010, 09:55:42 PM »
You're yelling at him yet you DID wake up curled up in his arms ... closet case much?

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2195 on: June 09, 2010, 09:56:37 PM »
And why am i not enough for you!  You like his ear sexxin ways dont you!  *cries*

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2196 on: June 09, 2010, 09:57:46 PM »
Oh go cry me a river, just because she likes me more than you.  We're done well...because I never liked you in the first place...and wait...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

Offline Cassiopeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2197 on: June 09, 2010, 09:58:47 PM »
You're assuming I like you more than him ... you're so damned cocky!  There's no room in this relationship for me with how big your ego is!

Offline Aether

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2198 on: June 09, 2010, 09:59:31 PM »
I will not be extending my ears for you, not even for eternity with you, you are so vain!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #2199 on: June 09, 2010, 09:59:50 PM »
Theres no room in the relationship for you when you've got seven men sleeping in your bed in one night!