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Offline Lord Mayerling

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1600 on: April 24, 2010, 08:08:48 PM »
Do you think you could get of the phone and clean something? Hmmm?

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1601 on: April 24, 2010, 08:53:56 PM »
Lord Hatting called... Seems Ms Piltchure caught you with your tally wacker in a donkey, Im sorry but if your standards in Mounts are not even Pony or horse , or above, than this simply will never work... you could have at least gone with a mule to try and keep up appearances dear.

Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1602 on: April 26, 2010, 06:19:56 PM »
You threw out all my toys! Everything! Sometimes a girl just needs her toys. The fact that you just cannot understand that. I'm sorry, but you need to go.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1603 on: April 26, 2010, 06:36:22 PM »
Hey, I'm sorry but while kissing in the rain while you fondle me is sexy and all...I've gotten twelve colds, six fevers, two flus and hypothermia...Sorry this just isn't working.

Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1604 on: April 26, 2010, 09:05:40 PM »
I'm allergic to your cologne and you refuse to change it so.. I'm changing you

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1605 on: April 26, 2010, 09:07:56 PM »
Sorry, but it was already hard enough to get you out of that dress once now your all wet and it's stuck to your skin.  Sorry, I'm not helping you out this time or ever again.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1606 on: April 26, 2010, 09:29:03 PM »
Your hair is prettier than mine.

We can't keep doing this dance.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1607 on: April 26, 2010, 09:31:00 PM »
You could have just asked for some of my conditioner.

Your always nude when you go to work...I just don't trust you anymore, I'm sorry

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1608 on: April 26, 2010, 09:37:16 PM »
You never offered to share your conditioner.  And I'm nude because it's part of my job!

You don't understand me, so it's over.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1609 on: April 26, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »
You could have told me that and you should have asked, what did you think I meant when I only brought home one bottle?

Sorry, you can't read between the lines.  We're through

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1610 on: April 26, 2010, 10:05:01 PM »
I'm sorry but your ears keep poking me throughout the night. I can't take it anymore...we're done.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1611 on: April 26, 2010, 10:06:32 PM »
You were supposed to sleep on top of me so that wouldn't happen.  You never listen to me...we're through

Offline Saerrael

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1612 on: April 26, 2010, 10:23:46 PM »
...yeaaah, I like two of your brothers better. Sorry!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1613 on: April 26, 2010, 10:24:34 PM »
But I only have one?

Your a bit of a whore..umm bye

Offline Zebu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1614 on: April 26, 2010, 10:33:01 PM »
I just can't stand what you did to that poor Schnauzer.  And the worst part is, you used a week's supply of sauerkraut to do it!  This is over.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1615 on: April 26, 2010, 10:35:14 PM »
When we make love it's like you have a paper bag over your head, I don't know what you look like! This can't work anymore i'm sorry!

Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1616 on: April 26, 2010, 10:35:44 PM »
I just don't know you

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1617 on: April 26, 2010, 11:10:09 PM »
I'm sorry...I've met someone else...the person you're kissing in your avatar.

It's over.

Offline the taken

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1618 on: April 27, 2010, 09:14:56 PM »
Listen. I understand about having a job. But your's involves being topless. Those melons are on display for everyone to see. I'm sorry, but I want total exclusivity, and I can see that isn't happening.

You're fired.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1619 on: April 27, 2010, 09:48:09 PM »
I'm breaking up with you because you fired me.

It's that simple.

Offline Nicholas

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1620 on: April 28, 2010, 02:57:06 AM »
Uh, you know, since we're together the house is really tip-top. But, let's face it, you don't have what it takes. We're done. ;)

Offline bytchboii21690

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1621 on: April 28, 2010, 03:10:44 AM »
sorry your just not big enough to please me... adios

Offline the taken

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1622 on: April 28, 2010, 09:54:23 AM »
I've never seen you before in my entire life? Who are you?

Offline Nicholas

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1623 on: April 28, 2010, 10:05:03 AM »
Dude, you're way too green for me. It just doesn't match my hair colour. Sorry, we're done, but you were good.  XD

Offline bytchboii21690

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1624 on: April 28, 2010, 11:03:06 AM »
 It's just a restraining order, it's not like it's the end of the world C:)