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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 361383 times)

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Offline the taken

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1575 on: April 24, 2010, 11:56:20 AM »
Dude, you're a dude. On top of that, you're getting love from another dude. This ship just can't sail like that, dude.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1576 on: April 24, 2010, 12:29:12 PM »
I can't be with someone who attracts a crowd.

It's not me--it's you.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1577 on: April 24, 2010, 12:29:58 PM »
Sorry...but you ran up the phone bill again...I can't afford to keep you...

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1578 on: April 24, 2010, 03:19:40 PM »
*wakes up from dream*

Easy to break up with a mythical creature.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1579 on: April 24, 2010, 06:39:58 PM »
We get into too much trouble together!

It's not you, it's me.

Offline Lord Mayerling

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1580 on: April 24, 2010, 08:08:48 PM »
Do you think you could get of the phone and clean something? Hmmm?

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1581 on: April 24, 2010, 08:53:56 PM »
Lord Hatting called... Seems Ms Piltchure caught you with your tally wacker in a donkey, Im sorry but if your standards in Mounts are not even Pony or horse , or above, than this simply will never work... you could have at least gone with a mule to try and keep up appearances dear.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1582 on: April 26, 2010, 06:19:56 PM »
You threw out all my toys! Everything! Sometimes a girl just needs her toys. The fact that you just cannot understand that. I'm sorry, but you need to go.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1583 on: April 26, 2010, 06:36:22 PM »
Hey, I'm sorry but while kissing in the rain while you fondle me is sexy and all...I've gotten twelve colds, six fevers, two flus and hypothermia...Sorry this just isn't working.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1584 on: April 26, 2010, 09:05:40 PM »
I'm allergic to your cologne and you refuse to change it so.. I'm changing you

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1585 on: April 26, 2010, 09:07:56 PM »
Sorry, but it was already hard enough to get you out of that dress once now your all wet and it's stuck to your skin.  Sorry, I'm not helping you out this time or ever again.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1586 on: April 26, 2010, 09:29:03 PM »
Your hair is prettier than mine.

We can't keep doing this dance.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1587 on: April 26, 2010, 09:31:00 PM »
You could have just asked for some of my conditioner.

Your always nude when you go to work...I just don't trust you anymore, I'm sorry

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1588 on: April 26, 2010, 09:37:16 PM »
You never offered to share your conditioner.  And I'm nude because it's part of my job!

You don't understand me, so it's over.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1589 on: April 26, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »
You could have told me that and you should have asked, what did you think I meant when I only brought home one bottle?

Sorry, you can't read between the lines.  We're through

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1590 on: April 26, 2010, 10:05:01 PM »
I'm sorry but your ears keep poking me throughout the night. I can't take it anymore...we're done.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1591 on: April 26, 2010, 10:06:32 PM »
You were supposed to sleep on top of me so that wouldn't happen.  You never listen to me...we're through

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1592 on: April 26, 2010, 10:23:46 PM »
...yeaaah, I like two of your brothers better. Sorry!

Offline Cardwolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1593 on: April 26, 2010, 10:24:34 PM »
But I only have one?

Your a bit of a whore..umm bye

Offline Zebu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1594 on: April 26, 2010, 10:33:01 PM »
I just can't stand what you did to that poor Schnauzer.  And the worst part is, you used a week's supply of sauerkraut to do it!  This is over.

Offline leelan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1595 on: April 26, 2010, 10:35:14 PM »
When we make love it's like you have a paper bag over your head, I don't know what you look like! This can't work anymore i'm sorry!

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1596 on: April 26, 2010, 10:35:44 PM »
I just don't know you

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1597 on: April 26, 2010, 11:10:09 PM »
I'm sorry...I've met someone else...the person you're kissing in your avatar.

It's over.

Offline the taken

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1598 on: April 27, 2010, 09:14:56 PM »
Listen. I understand about having a job. But your's involves being topless. Those melons are on display for everyone to see. I'm sorry, but I want total exclusivity, and I can see that isn't happening.

You're fired.

Offline TheLovelyMaid

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1599 on: April 27, 2010, 09:48:09 PM »
I'm breaking up with you because you fired me.

It's that simple.