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Offline ENCODER

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1450 on: March 02, 2010, 05:03:25 PM »
Sorry Rora, I simply cannot be in a relationship with a person that always blames me for blaming them for everything... it's just not going to work out.

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1451 on: March 02, 2010, 07:22:58 PM »
Uh, I can't be with someone who...tries to translate...sex into binary code...*snigger*

That's kinda...sad.

Apart from Flight of the Conchord's Binary Solo in "the humans are dead", which rocks.

That reminds me.

I'm leaving you for someone who can tell jokes and play a guitar.

It's not you...it's him.

Offline Saerrael

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1452 on: March 02, 2010, 08:14:01 PM »
*folds her arms before her chest and tilts her head*

You know, the bad boy thing only lasts that long. And, yes, you're cute and the sex was great. But I allready have 3 cats and they dislike you. So!
Bye-bye!

*wanders off*

Offline Golguy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1453 on: March 02, 2010, 09:02:44 PM »
You are just way too loud in bed, Can't take it anymore.....

Online Idej

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1454 on: March 03, 2010, 05:41:37 PM »
Your masked vigilantism is driving me crazy.

Offline ENCODER

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1455 on: March 03, 2010, 06:01:01 PM »
You're still an alien, no amount of plastic surgery will fix that.

Plus anyways, you keep your reproductive organs on your back, and that's not fun at all.

We're through.

Offline Ria

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1456 on: March 03, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »
My other personalities hate you, I'm sorry, it's not you it's me and me and me and me .... and possibly me but me hasn't quite figured you out yet.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1457 on: March 04, 2010, 06:03:01 AM »
Here let me spell it all for all of you.

*Writes in big red letters on a posterboard. Then makes ten copies and hands it to you.*


We're through.

Offline Keaira

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1458 on: March 04, 2010, 06:27:09 AM »
You talk to me and treat me as if I don't have a brain. Yes, I want to be treated like a good little pet who does what I'm told without thinking, but I still have a fully fuctional mind with emotions. If you wanted to leave me you could have just said something. See ya, I don't want to be with you anymore..

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1459 on: March 04, 2010, 06:34:28 AM »
   I din't hook up with you for your mind and I could care less about your emotions. I just wanted you, because my buddy said you were hot in the sack.  Guess he was lying. The only thing hot about you was the hot wax I use to pour all over your body. You and your emotion can take a cruise on a leaky boat to the Bermuda Triangle for all I care.

Bye-bye

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1460 on: March 05, 2010, 09:36:25 AM »
I can see from your previous relationships that your only interested in the pleasures of the flesh. While I am looking for the whole package: Body, Mind, Soul. I thought I could see that in your beautiful eyes. But alas I was mistaken..

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1461 on: March 05, 2010, 09:54:07 AM »
That's not what you said when I ravaged your body, screwed with your mind and scarred your soul. And the Pleasures of the flesh weren't all that pleasurable either. Seems I was the one who was mistaken. I guess I had one to many beers that night. You can take your "Whole package" and go. we are through.

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1462 on: March 05, 2010, 10:08:47 AM »
The one too many beers explains alot...

Offline TheLegionary

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1463 on: March 05, 2010, 12:21:27 PM »
well, I am finishing what we have never started. See you somewhere else.

Offline Keaira

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1464 on: March 05, 2010, 06:01:27 PM »
You started out as a one night stand.. At least that's why I wanted you, then it turned into something incredibly amazing. That scares me to the point I'm rambling and because of this I'm leaving.. But I'll still see you when I'm out and about

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1465 on: March 05, 2010, 08:36:40 PM »
Haven't I broken up with you already.  Seriously.  It's over.  Take a hint.

Offline Rora

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1466 on: March 06, 2010, 04:15:51 PM »
Oh God, not you again...haven't you made enough mischief? We are so over!

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1467 on: March 06, 2010, 04:22:07 PM »
You never told me what 'seducable' means. You may be an angel as I am, but I am done. Goodbye.

Offline Rora

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1468 on: March 06, 2010, 06:11:27 PM »
How can you possibly say you are an angel when you clearly lean toward devilish tendencies...we are so over if you can't tell the truth!

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1469 on: March 06, 2010, 08:11:31 PM »
you taught me that angels were hot, had bodies that were to die for and were damn good in the sack. Unfortunately you also taught me that angels are way to high maintenance. My wallet can't handle it anymore. we are through.

Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1470 on: March 06, 2010, 08:16:41 PM »
You're a sailor, you have a girl in every port.  Well, not in this port, buster.  Haul anchor and sail on th morning tide.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1471 on: March 06, 2010, 09:07:18 PM »
  I never liked that port anyway. Cheap booze, lousy food and the worst sex ever. We're through.

Offline Rora

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1472 on: March 07, 2010, 06:29:32 PM »
Uh..manwhore! We are so over

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1473 on: March 08, 2010, 12:02:55 AM »
I may be a manwhore, but I least I walk around with my clothes on and not naked like some cheap hooker. we're through.

Offline Rora

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1474 on: March 08, 2010, 10:34:15 AM »
I'm seducible ...whats your reason? We are so through if you can't handle a little bit of nakedness every now and again!