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Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1375 on: February 14, 2010, 05:43:28 PM »
You know I've always loved your tattoos.

But they're scaring the kittens.

I've made my choice.

Online Tiaan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1376 on: February 14, 2010, 05:45:14 PM »
Sakura! How could you...

*runs off wailing hysterically*

Offline Le RandomBloke

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1377 on: February 14, 2010, 05:46:53 PM »
Again, the chest area is bigger. You'd think I would stop starting relationships with people who's chest are bigger, but apparently not. Begone!

Online Tiaan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1378 on: February 14, 2010, 05:51:27 PM »
My bum is bigger too. I need someone who's got more in common with me.

A bigger derrière.

Offline Magma1519

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1379 on: February 14, 2010, 07:07:15 PM »
Girl you need to get some clothing that covers you a bit better. Now I am not sayin I don't like seein you like that. But damn woman, You gotta go showin the whole world? We are officially over.

Offline Blitzy

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1380 on: February 14, 2010, 08:15:18 PM »
I knew you were with that slut! Look at her! Naked and grabbing at you! It's OVER...







... I've hooked up with her and we're running away together.

Offline Magma1519

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1381 on: February 14, 2010, 08:28:12 PM »
no one puts my girl on a leash and gets away with it. We are so over.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1382 on: February 14, 2010, 08:31:11 PM »
The Maro can't decide... Pillow or no pillows. Mew~ Sorry I can't live in such a confusing relationship.

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1383 on: February 15, 2010, 08:07:09 AM »
I always did like our "special" use of superglue, but since you became stuck to that brunette...communication has been hard.

Not to mention the sex.

And you know what?......I'm more of a dog guy. There. I said it.

Offline Sukada

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1384 on: February 15, 2010, 10:18:51 AM »
I'm sorry, I love you, but I have to be the only wolf in the relationship. I must let you go, and now i must go howl at the moon.

*Hooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllll.*

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1385 on: February 15, 2010, 01:43:42 PM »
You're the only...hey! I think I got your fleas, dammit!

*sprays*

This is so over.

Sings *gotta wash that man right outta my hair*

Offline Malina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1386 on: February 15, 2010, 02:16:57 PM »
You've got fleas? Oh, no, don't bother to explain how that could happen, I'd rather not hear the particulars. And don't come any closer, either, please. Actually, you'd better leave. Now.

Offline Samantha

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1387 on: February 15, 2010, 03:32:41 PM »
Sex with you has turned me into a lesbian, sorry, I can't be with you anymore.

Online Imogen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1388 on: February 15, 2010, 03:53:08 PM »
I still think you're a star ...but I found the sky is full of stars and I want every single one of em! So goodbye and thank you for being such a wonderful part of my nights.

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1389 on: February 15, 2010, 04:12:25 PM »
See those pretty lights above your head?

No they're not stars.

They're fleas that I set on fire after Sukada the wolf-man gave them to me.

I'm really sorry.

And by the by, run.

Oh god run.

Offline KoH

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1390 on: February 15, 2010, 04:39:50 PM »
Dear Ramael,

During our sex the other day, your spiky necklace cut me across the chest so deep that I fell into a coma and was forced to have a heart transplant. Because of this, I was discharged from the USAF for having a 'weak heart' and am now homeless because I have no job and no money to afford a home.

Because of this, it's over.

- KoH

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1391 on: February 15, 2010, 04:51:52 PM »
Dear KOH,

I sincerely apologise for the trauma my necklace caused. However, if you will take some time to think back over our relationship (I know that's hard for you you pig) you will remember that the only reason I had such a necklace was because you crafted for me from the teeth of the enemies you slew with that big sword of yours. Remember when I tried to take it off and hid my bare chest with a poncho? You cried. I don't care if it was our anniversary.

Because of this, I was discharged from the IBDWWGJ (International Beer Drinkers Who Wear Girly Jewellery), lost my position as treasurer and can't afford any more beer.

Because of this,it's over.

Rammy xoxox

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1392 on: February 15, 2010, 06:20:20 PM »
Sorry, Ramael, but you look like Inu Yasha, and that disgusts me. We are over.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1393 on: February 15, 2010, 06:31:35 PM »
How dare you say something against my first (anime) love. Well, his brother anyway.

You can just take your hot knighted ass and walk it out my door, thank you.

Offline Angel Fire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1394 on: February 16, 2010, 12:44:37 AM »
I told you that it was either me or that stupid sappy cat!

You are giving her much more attention than you give me!  I can't take that anymore!  We are done!

Offline Keaira

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1395 on: February 16, 2010, 06:59:15 AM »
You never could appreciate the love I have for my pets. Even though I ALWAYS made sure you got more attention than them. But that wasn't enough! You wanted my undivided attention 24/7 and that's not fair. Broken Angel's need their beauty sleep too, otherwise things get ugly.

In case you didn't realize what I am trying to say, it's over. Done. Finished. Gone.

Offline KariKat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1396 on: February 16, 2010, 07:32:04 PM »
I haven't had a good night's sleep since we started sharing a bed! I understand your love of animals and I'm all for that, but to let your horse share the bed with us? AND the gerbils? I guess I could live with that, but the duckbilled platypus is just a pervert when you're not looking. I can't take this anymore. I'm sorry, but I have to leave you.

Offline Magma1519

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1397 on: February 17, 2010, 09:25:22 PM »
I am sorry KariKat. I know I told you I like a woman in rubber. But A rubber mask is not what I had in mind. You might try a bodysuit or something next time, though it won't be with me. Good bye

Online Tiaan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1398 on: February 19, 2010, 03:14:20 PM »
Vidi vici veni... *thinks for a few moments and then giggles*

You are funny but three is most definitely a crowd!

*pushes you aside and slips in underneath the hot chick*

Shut the door on your way out, there's a good boy.


Offline Sukada

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1399 on: February 19, 2010, 08:24:09 PM »
As much as I love you in a bikini, just once I'd like to see something different than Flames on your breasts. I'm sorry, but I must find someone with a changing wardrobe. It's over.