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Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Offline sesshomaruartist

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1275 on: January 27, 2010, 09:18:35 PM »
Cat, I wanted to marry you but lost the engagement ring, so let s call it quits till I find it and if you could send my stuff over that would be great too, thanks.

Offline Samael

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1276 on: January 27, 2010, 09:29:08 PM »
Ever since you kicked the squirrels out of the bedroom it's not the same anymore... I'm taking Mickey, Steven, Jim and Terry and move out. Good bye, Squirrel hater.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1277 on: January 27, 2010, 09:31:31 PM »
Terry and the thorns were just too much for me. So I'm kicking you out.

...Leave Mickey. >.>

Offline Keaira

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1278 on: January 28, 2010, 06:29:14 AM »
You're just to pristine it makes me sick sometimes. That and you're always starting something most of the time it doesn't end well for me so I need to call it quits...ok?

Offline Sasha

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1279 on: January 28, 2010, 06:33:47 AM »

 Oh the tender kisses ...the sweet touches are fine ...but I need more , much more ...I am sorry but this relationship is over .. your just too nice . I can't take it anymore . Sighs ....

Offline sesshomaruartist

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1280 on: January 28, 2010, 07:10:54 AM »
Things just arn't the same anymore, well we gave it our best shot but it didn't work out.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1281 on: January 28, 2010, 07:38:15 AM »
I didnt know we were going out. Since I was cheating on you without even knowing it, I think we should take a break, maybe get to know eah other a little instead of rushing into things.

Offline Sasha

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1282 on: January 28, 2010, 10:08:58 PM »

 Ohh who could seriously break up with that adorable cute little kitten ...look at those sad eyes , the blinking ..  *sniffles *  your breaking my heart ...I am sorry ...*cuddles *  but you must go . I going to keep the cat though.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1283 on: January 28, 2010, 10:10:54 PM »
Look at you, all over the avatar guy. *shakes head in disgust* AND you took my cat. Good riddance.

Offline Omniferious

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1284 on: January 28, 2010, 10:23:02 PM »
I can't be with you anymore. It's hard to respect someone who constantly looks like they're on the verge of tears.

Offline Black Orchid

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1285 on: January 28, 2010, 11:17:33 PM »
I'm sorry, but my feelings for you have become empty like your avatar's picture—it's not going to work any more. I just can't lie to myself and pretend that I have a image of you and me together in the future.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1286 on: January 28, 2010, 11:22:01 PM »
See you later alligator... god, haven't you ever heard of moisturizer?

(I'm being really mean and untruthful in these. This is alright, yes? everyone knows I'm completely not serious?)

Offline CrimsonxKisses

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1287 on: January 29, 2010, 12:53:34 PM »
I'm sorry it had to be this way... but I just can't take your sharp claws, shedding, and marking the furniture anymore. You have to go. I'd say it's me, but it's really not. Have a nice time finding someone else who will put up with your disgusting habits.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1288 on: January 29, 2010, 10:53:43 PM »
I guess the Maro's has to break up with you because you are the banned. So it isn't going to work...

Offline Keaira

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1289 on: January 30, 2010, 02:03:37 PM »
You never like to take risks anymore so I have to go

Offline Samael

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1290 on: January 30, 2010, 04:28:48 PM »
Having sex on top of a truck racing towards the Grand Canyon was never exciting enough for you, and having sex in the middle between 5 blood thirsty Lions is just too much for me, so I'll leave.

...I'll keep the poisonous spider shower gel though.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1291 on: January 30, 2010, 05:52:38 PM »
You never seemed to get just how deathly afraid of spiders I am. So it's over.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1292 on: January 30, 2010, 10:05:25 PM »
Two words for you: hair balls.

It's over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1293 on: January 30, 2010, 10:11:40 PM »
You disappear for long periods of time and don't tell me where you're going and you eat furniture.  OUT!

Offline Black Orchid

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1294 on: January 30, 2010, 10:15:26 PM »
I'm tried of fighting over clothes with you, and I have to say that your blood red hair upset me, seeing as it is much more longer than mine, I'm sorry, but you keep using all of my body wash and perfume, and... well, your way to shapely—I'm afraid to say you don't do it for me anymore—and I'm sorry to say, it is over.

(A few reasons why I don't date girls :D)

Offline Darius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1295 on: January 30, 2010, 11:16:00 PM »
I'm sorry sweety, but the elbow fringe is so out of date... I just can't take it anymore so, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1296 on: January 30, 2010, 11:21:05 PM »
Teeheh.. -drools.- The Maro....umm... -stares- Well.... I have something to tell.... you.. -edges closer.- See we can't be togeth-..... -gets all flustered.- The Maro has to break up with you!!... But can I join you? Nya?

Offline Paugus

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1297 on: February 01, 2010, 10:23:35 AM »
Poor kittyMaro. I think you've broken up with almost every person here... and I can't take a person who can't commit.
Goodbye, puss.

Offline Pristine Katalyst

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1298 on: February 01, 2010, 03:25:30 PM »
I can never see you... you're nearly faceless to me!! So that's it, we're through.

Go be just a whisper of words to someone else.

Offline Keaira

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1299 on: February 01, 2010, 03:41:03 PM »
Now I feel stupid. I thought you liked those soft little whispers in your ear. If you were faking then I don't even want to imagine what else you have faked so I will be finding someone else who will be sincere.