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Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1050 on: November 29, 2009, 12:12:46 PM »
Bedding a llama in my living room?  You sick freak!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1051 on: November 29, 2009, 12:16:38 PM »
I have nothing against dice.  Some of my best friends are dice.  But things just don't add up with you.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1052 on: November 29, 2009, 09:03:27 PM »
You know, I was willing to clean your hair out of the sink.  I was willing to wash the dishes and fold the laundry.  I was even willing to cook on alternating evenings.  But I am sick and tired of cleaning up after all your animal friends.  The bird seed everywhere...the rabbit pellets...and the stacks of beer cans are more than I can handle.  We're through!

Offline Nabeshin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1053 on: November 29, 2009, 09:25:58 PM »
Nothing personal, Mischief. Your Granddad just looks better in the corset.

Offline Meri

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1054 on: November 30, 2009, 09:13:06 PM »
When I said I'd love you forever, I meant it.  But that was weeks ago!

Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1055 on: November 30, 2009, 09:46:03 PM »
The backlighting!  Dear gods, the backlighting!  At all hours of day and night!  Some of us like to sleep, woman!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1056 on: November 30, 2009, 09:49:50 PM »
You may look at me like that, but I know your mind is on your sword instead...

Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1057 on: November 30, 2009, 10:24:29 PM »
And yours is on the glowbugs you keep fondling.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1058 on: November 30, 2009, 10:44:32 PM »
How can I possibly stay with someone who has better hair than mine?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1059 on: November 30, 2009, 10:47:13 PM »
Yeaaaaaah, just keep playing with the animals. I bet you won't even notice when I'm gone.

Online Idej

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1060 on: December 01, 2009, 12:40:09 PM »
You always seem so obsessed with that glowing orb of yours!

Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1061 on: December 01, 2009, 02:49:17 PM »
I can deal with the robotics, but after the fifth battle that wrecks my house in as many months, enough's enough!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1062 on: December 01, 2009, 05:37:11 PM »
You told me you were trained by a time traveling Chuck Norris, but we both know that Chuck Norris doesn't use swords and he can kill people with a solid look!

Offline Raveled

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1063 on: December 01, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »
Just... No, man.  I mean, those nails?  That hat?  I thought you were a chick, dude!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1064 on: December 01, 2009, 09:44:19 PM »
Look, I could live with the fact you rather stand on your head all day, but.. that chair? I can't share you, you know. I'm out of here. Have fun with your chair!

Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1065 on: December 01, 2009, 11:12:05 PM »
Do you know how hard it is to sleep with a little glow lamp next to your head?!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1066 on: December 01, 2009, 11:16:47 PM »
Do you know how hard it is to sleep with a little glow lamp next to your head?!

Says the one who's bloody sword keeps me up all night.. All that crackling lightening is so annoying.. We're done.

Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1067 on: December 01, 2009, 11:49:39 PM »
Then get those feather and hair care products out of my shower, woman!  It's like they're breeding!

Offline Raveled

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1068 on: December 02, 2009, 07:45:25 AM »
Look, I understand that your job requires you to look dramatic and heroic and whatever, but the constantly blowing wind keeps knocking over the table lamp!  I think we should see other people.

Online Idej

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1069 on: December 02, 2009, 11:05:02 AM »
And you're always upside down with almost every single subject, no wonder why I can't understand you.

Offline Moonsword

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1070 on: December 02, 2009, 11:07:48 AM »
The smell of oil, the sound of gears... they haunt my nightmares.  I can't take it anymore!

Online Idej

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1071 on: December 02, 2009, 11:11:04 AM »
Your sword is a rubbish antique, and you seem to never show your face to me!

Offline Raveled

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1072 on: December 02, 2009, 11:27:45 AM »
Look, if you could just get that condescending smirk off your face for ten damn minutes so we could talk about something seriously for once... I-- I'm going.  I want you packed up when I get back.

Online Idej

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1073 on: December 02, 2009, 11:43:51 AM »
Talking seriously!!  If you wanted to talk seriously then why are you always hanging out with that chair instead of me.

Offline Raveled

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #1074 on: December 02, 2009, 02:19:10 PM »
That chair is my friend!  And I don't think someone who hangs out with the same guy for twenty years has any grounds to question that!  Maybe if you stayed in some weekends instead of "fighting Mavericks."  Interesting that Sigma never attacks during football season.