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Offline Mimetisme

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10450 on: August 08, 2016, 02:03:33 PM »

I tried, I really did. But, well. You just don't squeeze my throat hard enough, I could still breathe, and that's pathetic to the point I had to fake my orgasms. And I'm sorry, I can't fake one more. I'm done, were done.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10451 on: August 22, 2016, 02:49:15 AM »
Ah, mon-cherie, our time together was lovely, but alas we must part ways, for you see I am not human and I am not a fan of always dominating a woman twenty-four seven or choking them.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10452 on: August 22, 2016, 01:19:33 PM »
Ah....My Dark....Dark Despairs......

I cannot live in the dark any longer. I must share myself in the light...there are more pleasures in life than those to be found in your basement......I must go now!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10453 on: August 22, 2016, 02:02:36 PM »

fantasygirl90, I, I know not how to say this. Beautiful, flawless, exquisite, and perfect. You are the the sun, moon, and stars in my eyes and my heart. I spend every waking moment worshipping you with my time, my words, and my body. Even now, I cannot hate my sweet love. But you forgot to take the trash out, and our pet thought it be oh so welcoming for me to find spread all over our love nest we call home. I am your lover. I am your slave. But I am not your maid! It's over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10454 on: August 22, 2016, 05:40:45 PM »
Me Me...me...me..me! Always about your needs. What about my needs?! Relationships aren't  one way streets. Au revoir mon-cherie.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10455 on: August 22, 2016, 06:20:34 PM »

Oh no no, monsieur! You do not break up with moi! It's all about me for one reason, and one reason alone! You snore so loud I can gain no rest! It is over! We are done! *sweet kiss to either cheek, then a wink, she is gone*

Offline Trevino

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10456 on: August 23, 2016, 05:57:45 PM »
*runs as far away as possible, without bothering to say goodbye

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10457 on: August 23, 2016, 06:04:24 PM »
You have no limbs, or rather they are too short. Can't even shake your hand. Good-bye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10458 on: August 23, 2016, 06:19:40 PM »
*runs as far away as possible, without bothering to say goodbye

That has to be the best breakup ever... thank for the smile and laugh, Trevino.  :-*

Now onto yet another break up... damn I get around
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I adored you, I was in fear of you, I was in love.
As it turns out, I'm allergic to you, getting all itchy constantly,
So with heavy heart, I say goodbye, to thee.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10459 on: August 27, 2016, 02:34:08 PM »
Your rhyming scheme
is far too
simple for my
evolved
tastes. Until you
reach my level of
poetic evolution,
ta!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10460 on: August 27, 2016, 02:36:38 PM »
I can't be with someone who manhandles women and men.

Offline Trevino

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10461 on: August 27, 2016, 08:45:14 PM »
I'm blocking you from my Facebook!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10462 on: August 27, 2016, 09:04:32 PM »
Your pointy ends keep poking me in the eye, whenever I try to kiss you. Peace!
« Last Edit: August 27, 2016, 10:09:27 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Trevino

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10463 on: August 27, 2016, 09:09:14 PM »
The thought of kissing you is revolting...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10464 on: August 27, 2016, 10:09:47 PM »
You're no prize either. You don't even have a mouth.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10465 on: September 06, 2016, 07:45:16 AM »

It has been fun. It has been real. Though I cannot say it has been real fun. Addio mia breve amore.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10466 on: September 06, 2016, 08:43:13 AM »
I can definitely say it's not me, it's you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10467 on: October 08, 2016, 05:43:45 AM »
Piss off!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10468 on: October 18, 2016, 03:08:56 AM »
There are just so many stars out there for me to collect, ya know?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10469 on: October 18, 2016, 11:41:21 AM »
Oh Rummy, promise you'll never leave.  There is so much I love about you, let me count the ways.  The thing sticking out of your mouth that pokes me when we try to kiss.  And the weird skin color from way too much cheap instant tanning goop.  Your 'Elvis on purple velvet painting' vibe.  Your pointy chin and evil eyes.  I just can't get enough of you.

Well ... maybe I can.  In fact, now that I think about it, I probably already have more than enough of you.  Say, any chance you'd be willing to take back some of you that I have?  And please, don't worry about sending me any more of you.  Aunt Phyllis is sending me some strawberry preserves she made herself, so I'm good as far as getting things from other people right now.  How about I let you know if I need any more of you?  Don't worry about calling me, I'll call you, OK?

But I really do love you sort of.  Oh, by the way, how's your brother Dean?  I heard he finished his residency and is still single.  Any chance you could send me his number?  Does he still work out every day to keep those amazing abs he has?

Well, I've bent your ear long enough so I'll let you go.  Oh, and I've unfriended you on Facebook to cut down on how much I have to read ... you know how it is.  And I've blocked you on Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, Tumblr, Baidu Tieba, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Gab, Google+, YouTube, Viber, and Snapchat.  Just trying to keep my contacts lists organized - I know you can appreciate that.  So ... uh, ... well, bye for now.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2016, 11:42:46 AM by Lrrr »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10470 on: October 18, 2016, 11:53:00 AM »

Honestly, you have more followers on Twitter than me. You're not even that interesting now that I really think about it. I can't cope with that. Your having more popularity on the internet than me. So, we're done, I'm leaving this relationship. Just the way it is and has to be. Oh, and I'm taking thirty sum of your followers with me.

Offline Ralhend

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10471 on: October 19, 2016, 03:16:50 AM »
Im so sorry dear, But I found someone else with a longer broom, a pointier hat, and a cooler looking jack o lantern...
Its not me, its you  >:) >:) >:)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10472 on: November 03, 2016, 04:44:05 PM »
I need more than anonymous letters. I need a pulse pounding, heart rending, gently curvaceous woman.

Sorry!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10473 on: November 03, 2016, 04:49:50 PM »
Are you kidding? You wanna know why? Just look at this scar you gave me playing around with that knife. You always did love it more than me. I hope you two are happy together!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10474 on: November 05, 2016, 06:19:41 AM »
Making me go bungy jumping I could live with. Dragging me to the top of K2 was an ordeal. Spelunking was creepy as hell and you know I'm afraid of the dark. But making me a Caesar salad and using artificial bacon bits? That was totally unforgivable!

Good-bye you creep!

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