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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 333286 times)

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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10425 on: July 09, 2016, 10:45:09 AM »
You keep drinking. The nonstop drinking. I have tried to get you the help you need, but you refuse to attend an AA meeting. I can't stand the smell of alcohol and vomit! Such a pain in the ass.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10426 on: July 11, 2016, 04:33:45 AM »
You're such a stick in the mud! Always criticizing me when I have just a little bit to drink. The alcohol ain't what makes me sick, you are! We're done, and I need a drink...

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10427 on: July 11, 2016, 12:04:28 PM »
Cheers!  Here's to the good times we shared!!  Now - get out!!!!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10428 on: July 11, 2016, 01:57:58 PM »
Where do I begin? You never call. You're a bloody perfectionist. You have severe OCD and least but not last, you're always walking around without any underwear on. Do you have no shame?!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10429 on: July 11, 2016, 06:45:38 PM »
i can't stand it anymore! you don't want anything with me--it's all about that damned statue. you're completely obsessed! i'm out of here.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10430 on: July 11, 2016, 06:59:28 PM »
The hoarder speaks at last. You have thousands of paintings, I only have one bloody statue. I hear how you wish your paintings were real so you could engage in the beast with two backs with them. Have a nice life with your bloody paintings, hoarder!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10431 on: July 13, 2016, 01:29:09 AM »
At least the paintings show some emotion, dammit! I can't take this anymore. I'm out.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10432 on: July 13, 2016, 09:51:54 AM »
I can't stand just how easily you walk out on me. I'm a romantic by nature, but how can I express romance if all you do is walk out? This time it's my turn. Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10433 on: July 13, 2016, 10:03:42 AM »
Just because you walking out on me makes me want you more doesn't mean I'm going after you. Fuck right off if you please.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10434 on: July 13, 2016, 11:52:26 AM »
i simply cannot be seen in cahoots with an unapproved member. i'm sorry, my darling--but things between us just cannot be.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10435 on: July 13, 2016, 11:26:53 PM »
Ha! Do you love me now that I'm approved? Too bad! We're still done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10436 on: July 13, 2016, 11:32:47 PM »

You used the last of my expensive herbal shampoo to wash the dog, then smoked my last cigarette! It's over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10437 on: July 13, 2016, 11:49:29 PM »
Listen, the dog smoked the cigarette, and I used the herbal shampoo on myself. You never pay enough attention to me and Scruffy! I'm leaving and taking him with me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10438 on: July 14, 2016, 08:42:36 AM »
The spray tan is too much.  You got orange goop EVERYWHERE. 

Goodbye.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10439 on: July 14, 2016, 02:17:03 PM »
You have a new girl every bloody day. What the heck? What am I chopped liver? Say hello to wife number 13 and girl friend number 44 for me, pain in the ass.

Offline Mynxish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10440 on: July 15, 2016, 01:07:48 AM »
That mouth! If you've got to curse, at least be creative. Forget it... I despair of you. Good bye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10441 on: July 15, 2016, 04:32:11 AM »
I asked for a Mynx. Not a reasonable facsimile, which you seem to be. I don't want any ish business. Out with you!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10442 on: July 15, 2016, 11:48:14 AM »
You keep pushing me to marry you. I have no interest whatsoever. I signed up for us to become friends and possibly lovers, but not a married couple. Besides there are others out there, who are are better than I am. Go after them.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10443 on: July 15, 2016, 03:16:41 PM »
you're always asking me to have sex in that graveyard even though i've already said no about half a hundred times! i don't care if you spend all your time there and think  it's really great--i think it's weird and i can't believe you still won't take 'no' for an answer. just get out, get out, get OUT

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10444 on: July 15, 2016, 03:32:45 PM »
Don't turn this on me, you lying mother lover! Who is always throwing themselves at me? Who is always watching porn or erotic images or images of certain actors and actresses?..You! How many times do I have to tell you that the only way we can engage in the beast with two back, is for you to become lady death! But no, you want to stay a mortal. Nonetheless I enjoyed our talks. Good-bye you sex crazed woman or should I say..nymphomaniac!
« Last Edit: July 17, 2016, 09:59:16 PM by Dark Despairs »

Offline Razil

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10445 on: July 17, 2016, 09:37:02 PM »
Wait, you've been cheating on me with Whimsy? Goddamnit! So that's where you've been all those times you said you had to work late! The level of heartbreak I'm experiencing -- you just- you don't understand. That's it. Pack your crap up, Dark. We're through.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10446 on: July 17, 2016, 10:00:56 PM »
You keep accusing me of cheating, but I am not! I can't stand your paranoia. Who would want to be with someone they can't even see? No one!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10447 on: July 18, 2016, 07:25:02 AM »
Wait who are you?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10448 on: July 18, 2016, 02:40:57 PM »
Every time I try to kiss you, you assume I'm going to kill you. I have had enough.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10449 on: July 27, 2016, 08:11:35 AM »
I found your dirty little secret in the closet.. It wasn't hard to find.
Is this why you always did the laundry? Why there was fur all over everything despite out lack of animals?!

I..I found your fur suit. It appears to be a dog...?

I'm allergic to dogs, so we may never be..