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Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 332493 times)

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Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10350 on: June 13, 2016, 11:11:26 AM »
(Bae means poop in Danish.) You sir are a disgrace to mankind. Living with you is like living with a child, clearly you were dropped on your head as a child. Who the hell mistakes  C4 for fireworks? And to think I was going to propose to you!

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10351 on: June 13, 2016, 03:35:18 PM »
( well then,  Bae serviced the break-up well !   ;D )

Propose ?!   Well you took a little too long to do that.   While you were making up your mind,  I went out -  and got myself a cloud of cats.  That's right,  while you were fighting indecision ,  I became a crazy - cat lady !!  Good Bye.   Mr. BumBumFuzzleMittens ; needs his din-din.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10352 on: June 13, 2016, 05:39:11 PM »
(It sure as heck, doesn't mean baby, like so many people think it does.) You are an overbearing, clingy, bossy and not to mention an alcoholic. For the last time, I am the reaper, I collect souls of the dead. How the hell did you think it was going to work between us?! Also, what a stupid name for a cat.

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10353 on: June 13, 2016, 06:00:36 PM »
Funny you think it's a stupid cat name !  I named it after your mother.    I'm only an alcoholic because you've driven me to drink  ! Do you know how hard it is to sleep with the constant wailing of souls as you shuttle them back and forth, and - back and forth ?  It's enough to wake the dead.   See yah , BAE;D

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10354 on: June 13, 2016, 06:56:56 PM »
How can I correct problem when the problem is my face? :'(

~Breaks mirror and runs off wailing~ Because you deserve better. :-[

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10355 on: June 13, 2016, 07:51:17 PM »
You're a freaking ring tailed lemur! How the hell did you think we would work? Clearly you lack brains! Good-bye.

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10356 on: June 13, 2016, 11:30:33 PM »
I like to move-it , move-it ...  So, pack up your crap !   And .. MOVE-IT !

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10357 on: June 13, 2016, 11:35:40 PM »
I never wanted a relationship with you anyways, I mean who the hell would want death as their soulmate. But, you stalked me forcing me to submit. I thought I couldn't escape the inevitable, but I found someone who showed me the way and made me stronger. So now this me saying you have no power over me. You may eventually take me down to the underworld but until then stay out of my life!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10358 on: June 13, 2016, 11:52:28 PM »
(Beautiful, sir. Thank you for the laughter.) Apparently you are into this thing, called threesomes, which isn't my forte. However you crossed the line, when you attempted to mate with the cat, that's just sick! I like a man who knows what they want and isn't afraid to go after it, but come on! The poor thing can't walk straight anymore! I will be back for your soul, until then enjoy your remaining days.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2016, 10:06:38 AM by Dark Despairs »

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10359 on: June 14, 2016, 02:17:21 AM »
(Lol)

At least the cat showed some emotion. You are like a zombie in bed "Bwaa...Ooga....gwaaa...." I need someone more lively in my life. That whole cat thing was just to see if you actually care about anything. At least i know you care about something, but it since it isn't me I'll go ahead and move on.

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10360 on: June 14, 2016, 07:38:12 AM »
See,  I understood that you were a bit  ' loose ' as a super hero and all.  But, I have to draw the line somewhere -  you do know, that Wonder Woman's invisible jet , isn't just a fancy name right ?   It is invisible.  I thought I could handle knowing that you had others,  but not when it's literally  -flying- in my face.   We're done.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10361 on: June 14, 2016, 09:50:07 AM »
How do you expect me to be married to someone, let alone make love to them, when I can't even see them?. Good-bye, wherever you are.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10362 on: June 14, 2016, 09:52:37 AM »
I can't be tripping over that damn scythe anymore!  I am running out of toes!

I am walking out....slowly, mind you.

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10363 on: June 14, 2016, 10:03:50 AM »
I'm sorry,  I just ... can't get past the ears.   They looked good on Spock and Legolas.  For you ?  It just doesn't work for ... me.  See yah.

Offline dblkrose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10364 on: June 15, 2016, 09:29:56 PM »
I can't see your face... really! I can't see your face! Lights on... Lights off! Nothing. I can't even pick you out of crowd. Who are you!? That's it... I'm out of here.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10365 on: June 16, 2016, 12:20:47 AM »
i simply can't date anyone who is unapproved, sorry.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10366 on: June 16, 2016, 12:25:25 AM »
You seem to know too many proverbs for your own good. Even some strange and wicked proverbs. I'm not sure I can handle that kind of wisdom...

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10367 on: June 16, 2016, 12:33:32 AM »
You're a talker.

Listening to talkers... makes me thirsty. And breakuppey. Think I'm going to breakup twice now.

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10368 on: June 16, 2016, 04:08:48 AM »
I'm sorry it's just... the dancing... the neverending dancing. I can't take it anymore!

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10369 on: June 16, 2016, 09:00:51 AM »
Tall. Dark. Handsome  ; you really had the whole package.  It's the armor,  you never take off the damned armor !  Not even during sex ! It's really chaffing me the wrong way.  We're done.

Offline Eikichi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10370 on: June 16, 2016, 09:22:23 AM »
You're submissive, you're gorgeous, you're naughty. But.. You're just too sweet. It's me. Not you. I've got penguins to save in the North Pole. Good bye.

Offline Miscellany

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10371 on: June 17, 2016, 10:23:18 AM »
It's you ?   Of course it is.  I can't really change the mind of a person wanting to run off and save penguins in the North pole.  Sadly, I need to break up with ... you .  See, there aren't any penguins at the North pole.  I just can't stay with a person that isn't honest about where they're going.   I even offered to dress like a naughty nun for you !   Penguins.  Meh !

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10372 on: June 18, 2016, 02:22:58 PM »
Sorry but this just isn't working out. You're kind of perfect and I'm feeling inadequate.  But - it was fun.  Don't be a stranger.

Offline dblkrose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10373 on: June 18, 2016, 02:26:59 PM »
Look through doctor says any more nights with you and I risk complete cardiac faliure! I was dead for two and half minutes  before they were able to bring me back. There is such a thing as too much of a good... well you know. Sorry but I want to live!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10374 on: June 18, 2016, 02:49:24 PM »
I blame myself.  I've been late to work every morning because...well......look at you.  Clearly I don't have the self control and discipline needed to be with you AND keep my job.  So this is goodbye.