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Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10300 on: June 02, 2016, 10:18:44 AM »
I'm not sure who you think you are, but you did not save me when I needed you. I waited up for you all night, but you never came. I had to take care of myself. It is almost as cold in bed when you are here as when you are not. Clearly it was a mistake trying to have you live with me, let alone trying to be together. I don't have anything to even remind me of you when you are not here. I don't even want to be here anymore for how many bad memories there are in this house. Do what you want, but whatever you do it won't be with me.

Offline Rel Mayer

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10301 on: June 02, 2016, 10:36:44 AM »
I'm  breaking up with you for being so wonderful. I don't think I can compare. :(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10302 on: June 02, 2016, 10:44:00 AM »
You always doubt yourself, but I know you can do so much more if I wasn't around to distract you and get in your way. Please forgive me, but we must part ways.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10303 on: June 03, 2016, 11:01:04 PM »
A virgin of body, even though your mind is corrupt is so 1950's...sorry sweety, but we're done.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10304 on: June 04, 2016, 01:36:15 PM »
You never let me shower with you. It's over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10305 on: June 04, 2016, 02:23:18 PM »
Darling, I love you but - you keep losing your pants despite me buying you new ones! You're making me poor, I'm so done.

Offline Derwaysh

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10306 on: June 04, 2016, 06:26:45 PM »
Because your hands are more magical than mine and every time you teach me I end up losing my mind. :'(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10307 on: June 04, 2016, 06:31:19 PM »
I could say the cliche it's not you its me, but we both know the truth, it has always been you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10308 on: June 04, 2016, 09:46:20 PM »
You don't build up to anything, you just jump right in and frighten me every time! I can't do without a little warning... Please leave me be, and don't sneak up on me like that anymore!

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10309 on: June 04, 2016, 10:38:16 PM »
please build up? I built you a castle and you tore it down brick by brick. I gave you fancy clothes and you ruined them thread by silky thread. I gave you love and you locked it away in that frozen ice box you call a heart. I'm tired and I'm done. Goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10310 on: June 04, 2016, 10:53:37 PM »
Your tired, boy please. You don't know the many gray hair you gave me, but it's okay I dyed my hair back and during the final rinse, I imagined it was you. Washing away too.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10311 on: June 04, 2016, 11:13:05 PM »
You mixed up all of my hair products with yours and now my hair is falling out! I am not only leaving you, but you will be hearing from my lawyer as well!

Offline SmuttyReader

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10312 on: June 04, 2016, 11:15:33 PM »
Hey, so I have a new boyfriend. I guess this is it...

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10313 on: June 05, 2016, 12:03:59 AM »
Haha, that loser? Have you heard him talk? He sounds like Bobcat Goldney! And that hair? He must use a whole bottle of Jerry Curl to get that look. If you really think he's a man then you can have him. I'm outa here.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10314 on: June 05, 2016, 02:15:41 PM »
It's not my fault that you are always wearing that ridiculous outfit. Grow up and buy some pants. I'm done with you!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10315 on: June 05, 2016, 02:53:13 PM »
Can you step away from your smut for two seconds to actually express it rather than live vicariously through others? I admire you for reading so much but why must you fill your head with nothing but filth rather than knowledge? Color me unimpressed. I'm leaving, before I am tempted to burn all of your books.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10316 on: June 05, 2016, 03:45:22 PM »
Hiw many times are you going to apply that black lipstick? It's tired and old just like you. I'm moving on to better things.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10317 on: June 05, 2016, 03:51:32 PM »
For someone who reads, you really don't know how to read between the lines. I've been trying to get you to break up with me or leave for ages. I guess it is inevitable that I turn out to be the bad guy in all this. Don't worry, I won't kick you out, I'm going to a hotel.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10318 on: June 05, 2016, 03:58:47 PM »
For someone who's suppose to be a lady, you sure do have a lot of male tendencies. I'm sorry, I didn't sign up for this.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10319 on: June 05, 2016, 04:10:23 PM »
No matter how ladylike I am, you can't even begin to compare. You would think you were raised in a barn. It was cute at first, but now I realize you are just a pathetic uneducated dirt-ridden imbecile who will never be able to give me with the mental stimulation I need to feel like I am not just talking to a pile of manure and expecting it to respond with something that did not reek of ignorance. I cannot baby you for the rest of your life. You need to grow up and stop expecting my ability to be a lady to make up for your lack of ability to be a sufficient provider of anything other than a bland sack of company. Call me what you want for taking a moment to step away from grace to say this, but we are through.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10320 on: June 05, 2016, 04:16:20 PM »
You don't know the meaning of grace. All you do is complain and nag, I don't know of anyone who could put up with you. I regret the day I ask you to date me. You are a complete WASTE. Be gone when I come back. I really can't believe I chose you

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10321 on: June 05, 2016, 04:31:01 PM »
You think you own whatever falls beneath the same roof as you, but you're wrong. I have been silent about this for ages but I am tired of it. This isn't your home. I paid for it, and I am not going to be the one who leaves when this is over. Nor can you take the clothes I bought with you, or the furniture. I was happy to share with you, but you won't even let me touch my things anymore. Have you forgotten what is mine? You really have no respect for my belongings, and in turn you have no respect for me. I don't even really want most of these things anymore for what horrible memories you have forced me to attach to them. I think I am just going to give it all away, to spite you. I am not letting this go on another day, get out. Get out now.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10322 on: June 05, 2016, 08:50:21 PM »
Keep those things, the only thing I need is to get rid of you. Please give yourself away, while you at it.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10323 on: June 06, 2016, 11:58:07 AM »
You expect me to do everything for you, but I am going to do something for me for once. Toss my things out of the house, have them mailed, do whatever. It won't change that I am actually going to feel happy for once, as soon as I step out of that door.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10324 on: June 06, 2016, 05:49:13 PM »
I will be the happiest person alive once you leave me.