Where do I begin? I will give you four reasons. One, you have no taste for the fine arts, or classical music. Two, you're too damn clingy. I can't even step outside for a cup of coffee. Three, how many times do I have to tell you to keep the dog out of our bed? Four, you have little to no skills in the bedroom, I always have to feed you instructions! I can't take it anymore, we barely have anything in common.