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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 339621 times)

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Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10250 on: May 23, 2016, 05:34:07 PM »
You're a smidge too possessive.  We're done!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10251 on: May 23, 2016, 05:37:36 PM »
Says the hoarder of shoes and clothes! How many shoes and clothes do you need?!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10252 on: May 23, 2016, 05:41:10 PM »
Suddenly it's a crime to like looking nice?  I'm so over your whining.  There's the door.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10253 on: May 23, 2016, 05:44:20 PM »
If you don't like a man who meditates twenty-four seven, then please show yourself out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10254 on: May 23, 2016, 05:50:12 PM »
My sister?  Really?  Just - get out!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10255 on: May 23, 2016, 05:55:21 PM »
You screwed my cousin, brothers, sisters, the neighbors, the maintenance man and even had the balls to go after the family dog! Good-bye weirdo!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10256 on: May 23, 2016, 06:19:58 PM »
How dare you slander my good name! I never even looked at the neighbors!  Go away! We are done!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10257 on: May 23, 2016, 06:23:44 PM »
Just what liar would say. You have lied so many times you now have liarbetes. Look at the poor mutt, it can't even walk straight anymore. You disgust me!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10258 on: May 23, 2016, 07:54:08 PM »
Stop making up words!  It's not as charming as it used to be.  It's over!

Offline Mnemosyne

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10259 on: May 23, 2016, 08:21:20 PM »
You... bleached all of my black clothing. They'll never be the same. We'll never be the same.

Offline Kono

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10260 on: May 23, 2016, 09:46:48 PM »
Its kind of hard to forgive you for hitting me with your car twice, your fired.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10261 on: May 23, 2016, 09:57:22 PM »
There are a lot of things I am willing to do for love, living in the same house as your 'cooking' however is not something I can handle. Maybe we can get together again after you hire a professional chef instead of near burning the house down?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10262 on: May 23, 2016, 10:01:43 PM »
My cooking? Hah, it's so good Gordan Ramsey would hire me. Let's talk about your cooking which like the car thing ALSO sent me to the hospital. You are still fired.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10263 on: May 23, 2016, 10:04:02 PM »
You treat me like I am just another one of your employees. This isn't a business engagement. Even if it was. You can't fire me. I quit!

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10264 on: May 28, 2016, 01:39:44 PM »
I thought you were the girl of my dreams, until I woke up and saw the real you. Now it's time to move on so,tootle loo.

Offline CottonKitty

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10265 on: May 29, 2016, 12:48:17 AM »
Dude, I just can't polish that underwear anymore.  I'm out.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10266 on: May 29, 2016, 02:06:19 AM »
Please you were never any good at polishing it anyway. Your sister is way better at it. You can give your key to her on your way out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10267 on: May 29, 2016, 08:03:24 AM »
That was low, even for you.  Except for the occasional hook ups for - you know - reasons, we are done!

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10268 on: May 29, 2016, 08:33:37 AM »
What was that I can't hear you, because you are to far beneath me. Don't call me i'll call you, maybe..probably....not.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10269 on: May 29, 2016, 08:40:30 AM »
Evil man.  I wish I had seen your true colors before now.  Better late than never.  Get out!

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10270 on: May 29, 2016, 08:46:41 AM »
Get out! this is my house. you get out and take your street corner hooker clothes with you.You're gonna need them. I can't believe  I though you were the one. What was I thinking?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10271 on: May 29, 2016, 08:52:38 AM »
If by "your house" I mean "the house I bought with my money and let you live in rent free"  then sure - get out of your house.  And no - you can't take the dog.  She's mine and she hates you as much as I do. 

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10272 on: May 29, 2016, 08:55:03 AM »
You can keep the dog! You are both....Yeah, I don't even have to say it. fine i'm gone, but don't come crying back to me when you realize you want me back.  And you will want me back.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10273 on: May 29, 2016, 01:23:12 PM »
I'm sorry but I just realized how broken I am and I don't feel right about holding you back so I am setting you free. By that I mean we have to break up, but it really is all my fault, you are nothing but perfect in every way. Okay I will slink away into oblivion and watch you flourish from a distance. Farwell handsome prince.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10274 on: May 29, 2016, 01:52:59 PM »
I forgave, the scratches. I forgave the torn up furniture and pillows. I even tried to forgive the way my clothes were torn near to shreds. When you said it was 'okay' that your wild animal tried to bite my face off, on more than one occasion, I just could not let it stand anymore. I'm sorry but it is me or the dog.