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Offline StormAngelus

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10225 on: April 18, 2016, 04:09:11 AM »
Kouen, my love,

It is with great regrets that I have to move on with my life. You are the star to my sky, but when you burn just like it and thus try to assassinate me, I can't handle it. I can't do this anymore. I'm so sorry, my love. Your lips were like fire on the coldest of nights, and your warm heart is so full of wondrous flame, but my skin simply can't take it anymore. So goodbye, my love, and forgive me my pale skin. I'll always try to bask in your light.

Tearfully,
Your Fair-skinned red head

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10226 on: May 09, 2016, 09:24:46 AM »
Dearest Angelus,

Maybe you didn't realize this, but this should be all about me. Yes, we all know you are into autoerotic asphyxiation, yes, the "HINTS" have been received - and I hope that you find someone to do that for you, as it is my understanding that it is extremely dangerous occupation alone (So you know, think wisely with that noose tie of yours!)

Yet, you, so focused on trying to push your kinks onto me have totally neglected my laundry-list of kinks - which might also include laundry lists read aloud during copulation.  You don't know!  Because you aren't listening to me! You aren't looking into my secret lists of dark fantasies to fulfill them because I am the important one and as such I CAST YOU OUT.

Also, if this is the first time we've met - I mayhaps should apologize - but I will not.  That is what is one thing that is entirely lovable about me.

Most Sincerely, Cayenne

Offline Nowherewoman

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10227 on: May 09, 2016, 09:41:48 PM »
Spicy!  WAYYY too spicy!  Need water!  I like spice, but DAYUMMMM!  We're done! You burn, girl!  My eyes!  And everything else!  OW!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10228 on: May 10, 2016, 07:14:03 AM »
Dear Nowherewoman,

You know what, I was supportive of your unorthodox career choice, I mean - I assumed there was a great deal of demand for wet nurses - especially among women who might not be able to produce their own milk! That is until you started dressing up (or down) and your assistant showed up and you converted our basement into some strange dungeon! 

Now it's like every time I turn my head your assistant is suckling on one of your breasts and you're laughing manically for - whatever strange reason!

I'm sorry, it's just a little much for me!

I'm out!~

Sincerely, Cayenne

Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10229 on: May 10, 2016, 08:08:35 AM »
Alas, even I, Seafarer Extraordinaire (not to mention paragon of humbleness), find that the plethora of tildes make even I seasick.

Just.......too.......wavy.......*urk*

Offline Lapine

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10230 on: May 10, 2016, 09:51:12 AM »
My Dear Swashbuckler,

As you know, I generally tend to play well with others but every time I turn around, you have a new wench on your lap.  Even when I occupy one knee you want to add one on your other knee.  I'm sorry, but I'm a one-to-a-lap gal, and I'll just be sailing on.

Hoping to find a private pirate,
Lapine

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10231 on: May 13, 2016, 06:11:18 PM »
I'll never forget our time together, but alas - I'm ready to move on from black and white to HD color and maybe even 3D.  Bye bye beautiful.

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10232 on: May 13, 2016, 06:13:45 PM »
Belle,

I'm sorry, but I'm a Jasmine kinda girl. We're through!!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10233 on: May 13, 2016, 06:16:59 PM »
Of course. Who could resist her thick hair and flawless skin?  I'll just have to find solace in Joker's arms since we're done.  Goodbye!

Offline CottonKitty

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10234 on: May 14, 2016, 06:54:26 PM »
Since you insist on showing off  as much bare leg as I do, I'll need to move on. My jealousy is overwhelming my love for you.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10235 on: May 15, 2016, 05:18:36 PM »
I'm sure you'll soon realize you're too good for me - so consider this is a pre-emptive break up.

Offline Lapine

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10236 on: May 16, 2016, 04:03:07 AM »
Dearest Belle, you're beautiful smart and sexy but you're just not my type.  I'll be slinking off into the corner to watch your light shine from afar.

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10237 on: May 18, 2016, 09:59:59 PM »
If this post leaves the board and you're not following it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. We'll always have Paris, but I've got a post to update, too. Where I'm posting, you can't follow. What I've got to write, you can't be any part of. Lapine, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of two little avatars don't amount to a hill of beans on this crazy forum. Someday you'll understand that.

Here's looking at you, kid.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2016, 10:01:39 PM by Rubicon »

Offline Lapine

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10238 on: May 18, 2016, 11:16:38 PM »
I'm so sorry, dearest Rick...er...Rubicon.  I'm afraid I've crossed you.  I'm on the other side now and simply must move on.  Take care my darling and watch out for rocky shores.

Offline Rubicon

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10239 on: May 19, 2016, 12:38:44 AM »
So... my Bogart broke up with your Hepburn like she was Bergman... and then your Hepburn broke up with my Bogart like he was Tracy.


I'm sorry, it's over. If we don't stop it now Henry Fonda will show up, and no one wants to hear about all the places he'll be when he leaves.

Offline fuzzybuns

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10240 on: May 19, 2016, 10:10:38 PM »
I'm so sorry Rubicon, I think we should go out different ways. I'm the way I am and I get the feeling that you're not into boys, even if they look and act like a girl, so i think it's best for both of us. Goodbye *turns around and runs away with tears in eyes*
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Offline Lapine

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10241 on: May 20, 2016, 05:11:03 AM »
I'm sorry, Fuzzy...it's...it's...well, it's your buns.  They're fuzzy.  I just can't handle wanting to either braid or shave them.  Take care and may you dance.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10242 on: May 22, 2016, 05:05:36 PM »
Look, I loved the  breeeeeeeding part of lapine behaviour, but all that burrowing was playing havoc with my nails...
And so many carrot salads!
Sorry, my whiskery mate, I belong to the sea, so farewell.


Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10243 on: May 22, 2016, 05:34:24 PM »
It's not you, it's me. Au revoir.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10244 on: May 22, 2016, 07:35:51 PM »
I saw the photos of you with that other chick in our bed... so...goodbye.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10245 on: May 22, 2016, 07:48:06 PM »
Dear Belle

I have enjoyed our two years together. You are a smart, kind and beautiful woman. Unfortunately your constant jealousy drives me up a wall. I have tried my best to work things out with you, but it was a waste in the end. The ring is on the bed, along with all the stuff you ever gave me. Good-bye my sweet sweet Belle.

Dark Despairs

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10246 on: May 22, 2016, 07:55:34 PM »
I've thought about it and I just don't think I can accept that particular fetish into our intimate life.  But, I don't want to ask you to limit yourself by staying with me.  So, goodbye, Dark Desires.

P.s, I hope you know what you desire is illegal in 50 states, and frowned upon on six continents.  Don't expect me to bail you out!

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10247 on: May 22, 2016, 08:10:43 PM »
You are one crazy woman! To think that you would cut off my arm, because you thought I was sleeping with another woman in our bed. Those pictures you found, they were photoshopped! I didn't sign up for this crap!

Offline Kono

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10248 on: May 22, 2016, 11:39:07 PM »
Hey listen Despairs, let's not make this harder than it has to be but I thought I could deal with it. I tried to deal with, I just can't I mean having a kid in nearly every state? Come on! Time for you to close the shop.

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10249 on: May 22, 2016, 11:47:47 PM »
You watch too much porn. I can't be in a relationship with a porn addict. Good-bye!