Maybe you didn't realize this, but this should be all about me. Yes, we all know you are into autoerotic asphyxiation, yes, the "HINTS" have been received - and I hope that you find someone to do that for you, as it is my understanding that it is extremely dangerous occupation alone (So you know, think wisely with that noose tie of yours!)
Yet, you, so focused on trying to push your kinks onto me have totally neglected my laundry-list of kinks - which might also include laundry lists read aloud during copulation. You don't know! Because you aren't listening to me! You aren't looking into my secret lists of dark fantasies to fulfill them because I am the important one and as such I CAST YOU OUT.
Also, if this is the first time we've met - I mayhaps should apologize - but I will not. That is what is one thing that is entirely lovable about me.
Most Sincerely, Cayenne