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Offline PennySludt

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10175 on: January 04, 2016, 04:09:21 PM »
I heard you wanted to break up with me, so I'm doing it first cuz I don't like getting dumped first! Good luck on your own.

Offline Ananym

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10176 on: January 04, 2016, 04:15:19 PM »
When I first met you, you made me eat bugs.  I should have known from the start that it wasn't going to end well.

Offline Sofia Grace

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10177 on: January 04, 2016, 04:34:13 PM »
You won me over with your prose and ability to make me feel as though I was the only woman in the world. You lost me, because I ain't a fool and I know I'm just a notch in your bedpost. Don't try and play the coach, playa!

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Offline Ananym

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10178 on: January 04, 2016, 04:38:12 PM »
You were the only one for me and everything was like a dream.  That's when I found out you were coaching all your friends how to be players at the local club.  It's all so clear to me now.  We were just another game to you.

:: heartbroken ::

Offline Chi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10179 on: January 06, 2016, 04:48:07 PM »
I only dated you so I could steal your snickerdoodle recipe. Now that I've got it I'm outta here.

Sayonara Sweetheart!

Offline Phantomhive

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10180 on: January 06, 2016, 07:47:53 PM »
The first date, great. The sex, great. The food, fantastic. The ignoring my needs, I'm done with. Now I'm gone. I simply just can't ignore your ignorance any longer. See ya later baby.

Offline Chi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10181 on: January 06, 2016, 07:58:50 PM »
YOu can't make a good cup of Earl Grey to save your life, your scones are like little round bricks, the clotted cream is more like curdled milk. Really for High Tea it's high time I high tailed it outta here

buh-bye

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10182 on: January 06, 2016, 08:19:37 PM »
Phantomhive: Shows how much she knows about you.

Sebastian: Indeed it is a very good thing she has left the manor. A cup of tea my Lady?

Phantomhive: Yes and your scones also, they are so delightful she doesnt know what she is missing.

Offline CutiebyNight

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10183 on: January 16, 2016, 07:21:39 PM »
I got tired of hearing about how you were one hell of a butler.

I get it! It was really cute the first time. Then you said it after I asked how you managed to drink all three of my vodkas in three days, and you replied with "I'm simply one hell of a butler~"

That is not a response! Who in their right mind talks like that?! It's like you're from a silly anime cartoon or something!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10184 on: January 18, 2016, 12:25:46 PM »
I like my women cute at all times of the day. Out you go!

Offline Phantomhive

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10185 on: January 19, 2016, 02:33:05 AM »
I got tired of hearing about how you were one hell of a butler.

I get it! It was really cute the first time. Then you said it after I asked how you managed to drink all three of my vodkas in three days, and you replied with "I'm simply one hell of a butler~"

That is not a response! Who in their right mind talks like that?! It's like you're from a silly anime cartoon or something!

Now where did you get that idea from roflmclao.

I like my women cute at all times of the day. Out you go!

Well I finally figured it out you are cold. 'Stone' cold. People  like you just weren't meant to be loved let alone be in a relationship so I am going to leave you. It was fun while it lasted but there is no fun when all you do is eat, drink, talk, brag, boast and love only yourself.

Stone I am done.

PS I took the dog, the cat, the toaster and the silverware. ALL of it. So have fun replacing what I took, I made sure it would cost you a mint and you will find the silverware, (not the cat or dog) on some auction site being sold.

PPS I Love to hate you baby.

PH

Offline CutiebyNight

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10186 on: January 19, 2016, 04:06:22 PM »
Wait! You were seeing Stone? But I was seeing Stone, that's why he broke up with me!

Ooooooh, we are double done now, Mister!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10187 on: January 19, 2016, 11:01:41 PM »
Wait! You were seeing Stone? But I was seeing Stone, that's why he broke up with me!

Ooooooh, we are double done now, Mister!

How about we double team the two timer and then go our separate ways...

You game?

Offline Chi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10188 on: January 20, 2016, 08:37:29 AM »
The Police are here with the restraining order, have a nice day...  ;D

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10189 on: January 20, 2016, 08:39:54 AM »
You know, it's not the perfume, it's not the conditioner, it's not the lipstick, it's not even the vines. It's you. I'm allergic to you. Goodbye! *ACHOO*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10190 on: January 25, 2016, 02:30:02 PM »
All I ever wanted was to see your beauty without all the mess on your face, I can't live like this any more I need someone I can 'face' and look at their beauty. We dear are done like a burnt Sunday roast.

Have a great life.

PH

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10191 on: February 11, 2016, 04:54:24 PM »
Morning, noon and night.  It's always tea with you.  I just want to sleep... and stop posing it's not going to help.  Get out.  I need sleep. 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10192 on: February 13, 2016, 12:49:43 PM »
Dude, bro, guy, buddy, pal, what'd I say about using grandma's old chair? Now there ain't nothing left here. Git.

Offline KieraJade

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10193 on: February 15, 2016, 09:25:03 PM »
Listen, darling....we had a great run! But it's time I moved on. And you moved out. So hand over the keys.

Offline Cyndain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10194 on: February 23, 2016, 01:02:47 PM »
It's not you babe !  It's me I'm just not a one girl kind of girl !

Offline Livrainbows

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10195 on: March 14, 2016, 12:37:55 PM »
Yes it was fun the first time we did it in water... but by the 500th time its lost its appeal, plus its cold and those fishermen are looking at us funny.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10196 on: March 15, 2016, 12:37:28 AM »
Maybe this break up would be good for you, since you've never really experienced pain before.

Offline shasha

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10197 on: March 15, 2016, 12:51:17 AM »
I am so sorry dear, I wish i could say it is not you, but that would just be another lie in this relationship.  I didn't mind all the other men or women, but when you started petting my cat more then my kitten, i just could not take it in longer..what did poor little fluffy ever do to you? it don't matter we are finish...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10198 on: March 15, 2016, 12:53:33 AM »
The problem with our relationship is, we're in a relationship.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10199 on: March 15, 2016, 01:34:02 AM »
Sorry.  I'm into the lady three posts above this one.