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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10125 on: November 25, 2015, 02:26:34 AM »
Test left for ashasaurusrex

You know what I love purple more than pink you are obsessed by the color I can't stand so very sorry I can't see you anymore.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10126 on: November 28, 2015, 03:46:54 PM »
Tea?  TEA?!  You know I don't drink tea.  Wipe that grin off your face.  You never listen to me!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10127 on: November 29, 2015, 12:42:38 AM »
And like you don't get that it's been over between us for two weeks. Stop obsessing and just build aa bridge and get over it... and me I mean really how many times and ways must I tell you it's over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10128 on: December 02, 2015, 11:24:52 AM »
So when we got together I thought it was dashing and spoke of a devil may care joie de vivre. Then I got a bit annoyed with it and that's when we started going to all those swanky events in the hope it would inspire you to watch a YouTube video on how to do it or something. Then I moved on to buying you new ones, remember that, because I figured you might do it because they were a present from me. Then I was all like "do you want me to sort that out for you sweetheart?" but you always said it was fine.

You know what? It's not fine, I'm sick of it. We're through and we wouldn't be if you'd just spent five minutes learning how to TIE YOUR DAMN TIE.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10129 on: December 02, 2015, 12:05:48 PM »
Kythia I am tired of only looking at your back. Yes your ass is marvelous but it's not the best part of you. Please won't you show me your smile? If not then I fear we are done...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10130 on: December 06, 2015, 03:05:46 PM »
Ah we had such magical times together, ArtemisHighmore.  All your cutlery singing to me about being their guest and  that creepy rose you have and all the rest of it.  But now it's time for me to go.  I'm being rescued, you see, and you don't stand a chance against my lantern jawed hero.  You may be pretty tough but no one fights like Gaston.

Offline Remiel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10131 on: December 06, 2015, 06:28:45 PM »
Kythia, I won't lie.  When we first started, it was great.  But your absolute refusal to ever change your pants--ever--went from amusing to annoying to concerning to, frankly, a public health hazard.   You've worn the same putrid, shitstained, moth-eaten pair of jeans since I met you and it got to the point where it started making me physically ill.  SERIOUSLY, GIRL, CHANGE YOUR DAMN PANTS.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10132 on: December 06, 2015, 07:23:56 PM »
My darling Remiel,

They say that if you love something, to let it go - and if it comes back, it's yours.  That's great, and all... but you don't exactly come back all that often.  I know you keep saying that 'it's a pirate's life for you', but what about your responsibilities back home?  What about keeping your woman satisfied?  Maybe I'm too needy to be with a pirate.  Maybe my sex drive is just too high to be left alone for months on end.  Don't give me that look, mister!

What it comes down to is, as much as I'd like to claim that 'it's not you, it's me'... it really is you.  Sorry, matey.

Offline Aiden

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10133 on: December 07, 2015, 12:36:28 AM »
Let's have sex, go to subway and call it a day. Yea it is over, but hey at least you got laid and I got you a sandwich.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10134 on: December 07, 2015, 01:47:26 AM »
*Looks at the title, looks at Aiden and grins*

Well it's not the suit.

It must be the death knell of Subway.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10135 on: December 07, 2015, 10:10:59 AM »
I guess you can 'have it your way' from now on, Amber.

Wait, is that Burger King?

Either way, it's totally over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10136 on: December 08, 2015, 07:23:59 AM »
I beat you to it. Check for text messages.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10137 on: December 08, 2015, 08:52:28 AM »
Those are sexts!

For someone else!

My heart.....oh my heart...

Leave me woman, lest I perish!

*collapses dramatically....then ruins it by peeking*

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10138 on: December 08, 2015, 09:21:53 AM »
You never talk to me anymore, I don't know what's going on with you and I'm done!

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10139 on: December 08, 2015, 09:33:29 AM »
Amelita

I'm so sorry but as much as you look smashing in heels, your shoe collection is taking over every closet, and now every room. We've talked for years about this, but your obsession is now becoming a narcosis, as there are multiple levels of shoe racks not only in closets, and our bedroom, but in the living room, and the bathrooms! The other night I went to get a glass of water from the kitchen, and I tripped over a shoe rack near the oven.

We've talked about getting help, some sort of treatment, but you refuse... and I know about your late night cuddling with your pumps on the couch. I... just don't understand and I can't take it anymore. We need to take a break, maybe see other people. I just don't know what to do anymore and I need to break things off.

Hope you understand. All the best.

K

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10140 on: December 08, 2015, 09:57:14 AM »
My darling Kurzyk.

It was so perfect at first. The rough and dirty biker thing, the adrenaline watching you ride that thing, work on it, anything. It was sexy as hell and I'll admit I encouraged it. But now... I feel like the hours spent in the garage or on the track are taking over everything else and there is no longer room for me. You treat me like arm candy and I'm tired of it. I need a man, not a boy. Constant self indulging playtime is what boys do.

Goodbye  :-*
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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10141 on: December 08, 2015, 10:06:15 AM »
You know my stance, Amelita. You knew it when we got together. I find avatars that don't show the face abhorrent. This isn't news to you, it's a well published stance. Avatars that don't show the face are suspicious and creepy. Nothing can persuade me otherwise.

I gave you time to change, knowing how important to me this is, and you didn't. So it's over.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10142 on: December 08, 2015, 10:09:51 AM »
I'm tired of you wandering around topless in public. Stopping at Chipotle and taking off your top before attacking that burrito was the last straw. See ya!

PS: Can we still be **** buddies?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10143 on: December 08, 2015, 01:19:06 PM »
So when we got together I thought it was dashing and spoke of a devil may care joie de vivre. Then I got a bit annoyed with it and that's when we started going to all those swanky events in the hope it would inspire you to watch a YouTube video on how to do it or something. Then I moved on to buying you new ones, remember that, because I figured you might do it because they were a present from me. Then I was all like "do you want me to sort that out for you sweetheart?" but you always said it was fine.

You know what? It's not fine, I'm sick of it. We're through and we wouldn't be if you'd just spent five minutes learning how to TIE YOUR DAMN TIE.

What a cracker of a break up laughed so hard I cried lol

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Topless is one thing but semi naked for other girls to drool over you? A bit much if you ask me. I mean really you were my one true partner that I thought I would marry and have children with, guess now that is never likely to happen.

Syonara baby we are most definitely through. Delete my number forget where I live. Oh yeah I'm taking the dog.

No more love,

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Offline NomadicNovak

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10144 on: December 10, 2015, 09:03:23 PM »
Phantom, 
even though it was a whirlwind of emotions in the beginning.  I've come to realize I'm not the only one you've made feel like a princess. I hope you can understand my decision and allow me to bloom into the Demonic Empress I know I am.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10145 on: December 11, 2015, 03:17:16 AM »
Novak dear,

I thought I told you there was only ever 1 demon in my life who literally has my soul in his hands. You can go do your demonic thing as much as you like, but you are not breaking it off, I am. You are too self obsessed with being the demonic empress you know you are, that you had ignored me, why else would I go out looking for princesses that are worthy of my time and attention.

Oh for ****s sake now I am talking too much.

It's simple get over your delusions of grandeur and get a life, preferably without me.

PS I hope you realize Sebastian is there to remind me who owns my soul and it most definitely is not you.

*gets off soapbox and strolls away*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10146 on: December 11, 2015, 01:10:07 PM »
*blinks* well than....

*gets on soapbox, pulling out a microphone*
Phantom hun,
Your delusions at best brought some sort of excitement to our relationship. But I'm afraid, once again i have to remind you that it is i who has had enough of you.
  At first my determination to become a Demonic Empress was only to grab your attention away from said demon. But through time I realized that it could never happen. Your obsession had pulled you in too deep, unable to focus on anything but it.
  But now it's time I focused on me, to better myself and one day rule all of hell. So please my love, go back to your fantasy. And one day you'll realize how much more you deserve. Instead of living with your delusions.

*drops the Mic and vanishes*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10147 on: December 11, 2015, 02:06:30 PM »
Holy crap there are soapboxes? I've always had a thing for soapboxes. They're so soapy. And boxy. And I can stand on them and crawl in them and...man.

Look, NomadicNovak it's over. I've found someone, something, new. I'm just gonna take this and...you know.

If the box is a'rockin don't come a'knockin

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10148 on: December 11, 2015, 05:13:51 PM »
Kythia,

It's been amazing, but I cannot deal with that pet wolverine any longer.  Just look at your jeans for fucks sake!

Goodbutt.....er.....goodbye

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10149 on: December 11, 2015, 05:21:48 PM »
It's your swords. They're too large and your arm's on fire. What's up with that?

How am I supposed to bond with someone when they're packing blades like that?

And I like to see a man smoulder, but not in that way!!

Goodbye, it's been memorable.  >:)