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Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10100 on: November 21, 2015, 01:33:31 PM »
I'm sorry, but my parents would never approve of an even toed ungulate. I'm just old fashioned I guess.

*rides off with a rhino*

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10101 on: November 21, 2015, 01:48:05 PM »
It's so hard to break up with you. You're so beautiful and my lust for you is so intense that I'm leaving you a letter because I know I don't have the strength to do it face to face.

Listen it's been great and the nights are so amazing but other than the physical we just don't click.

Give me a call if you want to hook up sometime.


PS: I fed the fish before I left.
PSS: I took the little black silk dress.. I'm positive it was mine.
PSSS:  Don't forget to call me for a hook up soon.
PSSSS:  Dammit, I can't wait. I'll call you tonight. Should we stay over at your place or mine?

Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10102 on: November 21, 2015, 01:51:27 PM »
Alas, I am afraid it is simply over between us.

Over, over, over.

I just can't take that you are so much better at lusting after RedPhoenix than I am...

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10103 on: November 21, 2015, 01:54:08 PM »
I'm tired of you not sharing the pointy bits. I like swords too.

We're through.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10104 on: November 21, 2015, 02:12:17 PM »
At first, the kilt thing was kind of cool.  You know, something new and exciting.  But when you insist on doing handstands constantly.  It's just not working for me.  Or the neighbors.  And their young children.

Offline Phantomhive

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10105 on: November 21, 2015, 11:29:55 PM »
YOU AGAIN!!! why is it I cant get away from you hell the letter didn't work how about this. Get over yerself and get over me.

Regards noone you should worry about

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10106 on: November 22, 2015, 12:20:40 AM »
Listen babe, I love you and always will, I jsut can't handle it anymore, sometimes 'Tea' means only 'Tea'

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10107 on: November 22, 2015, 09:55:01 AM »
I found out something disturbing today... that you were using that pretty ball of light I like so much to hypnotise me and alter my short term memories. I'm sorry, I can't trust you now so it's time we- ~is mesmerized by the shiny light~ -huh, what was I saying?

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10108 on: November 22, 2015, 12:53:04 PM »
The cats!  Dear lord in heaven, the cats.  One was fine.  I mean who doesn't have one cat.  Two started to stretch it a little with two different litter boxes and food dishes everywhere.  But 23?!

It them or me!  Never mind.  I just make this easy.

Leaves with his 24 dogs.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10109 on: November 22, 2015, 01:46:58 PM »
Listen babe, I love you and always will, I just can't handle it anymore, sometimes 'Tea' means only 'Tea'
Loves the response now onto my break up lol

Finally I can get rid of all that loose dog fur that is all over the place. not to mention you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10110 on: November 22, 2015, 03:12:15 PM »
I'm afraid I can't be with someone whose water goes down the drain the wrong way!  And don't bother explaining that it does!  Its in my head now!

*storms out*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10111 on: November 22, 2015, 03:21:15 PM »
I'm afraid I can't be with someone whose water goes down the drain the wrong way!  And don't bother explaining that it does!  Its in my head now!

*storms out*

As far as I am concerned where I live it IS right now it's not my fault you are now 'So far away from me' and its YOUR drain that has the water going backwards.

"Don't let the door kick your butt on your way out"

Watches him storm out grinning

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10112 on: November 22, 2015, 11:16:19 PM »
Im sorry love it's just... ever since you've started going to the gym you've become so.. fit. It makes me depressed to look a me, fat fat me, standing besides you.. good bye

Offline Ash

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10113 on: November 23, 2015, 04:50:29 PM »
I'm sorry but I can't handle being with someone who is constantly cos-playing their favorite games. I mean it just doesn't do it first me outside the bedroom. I hope you find someone better suited for you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10114 on: November 23, 2015, 10:24:39 PM »
I dont  want to break up with you here I am letting Sebastian do it for me.

Sebastian: I am so sorry but my Mistress can't stand the way you maul me so she is breaking up with you.

Offline Ash

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10115 on: November 24, 2015, 01:43:15 AM »
Psssh. Hit the road Jack...don't you come back no more...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10116 on: November 24, 2015, 03:55:34 AM »
The name is Sebastian and it would be prudent you remember that or you might taste my................ cutlery.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10117 on: November 24, 2015, 08:43:49 AM »
Your cutlery tastes funny.  And not ha-ha funny either, but "what was this used on?!" funny.

And I just can't have anything but tasty knifes.

So, out you go.

*holds open door*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10118 on: November 24, 2015, 11:35:58 AM »
Phantomhive:

Excuse me but... This is MY home. *glares at you and grabs the door from you* So it is time YOU left not me.

Doesn't move but expects you to leave.

Offline Ash

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10119 on: November 24, 2015, 11:53:06 AM »
Omg. Ha. Swashbuckler that was great.


I'm sorry phantom but I can't be with someone who is totally reliant upon their butler... I mean he's even there during intimate moments..awkward to say the least. Maybe you should date your flipping butler.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10120 on: November 24, 2015, 12:06:39 PM »
My dearest Ash...

I am afraid we have come to the end of the road.  The endless nights of satisfying your fetishes is great and all...but the constant trying to tie my tally whacker in a know with your tongue is getting painful! 

I will fondly remember your bewbies though...

Offline Ash

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10121 on: November 24, 2015, 12:20:34 PM »
My dearest Ash...

I am afraid we have come to the end of the road.  The endless nights of satisfying your fetishes is great and all...but the constant trying to tie my tally whacker in a know with your tongue is getting painful! 

I will fondly remember your bewbies though...

Bahaha I'm dying of laughter <3

I'm sorry Rolo darling but I'm afraid this isn't working out for me either, your obsession with going down was great and all at first but it's lost its fun. I need forking in addition to spooning.. also the age difference was a bit much. I wish you the best!
I'll fondly remember your sense of humor.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10122 on: November 24, 2015, 03:01:19 PM »
Oh, dear Ash.  How I looked forward to "forking" with you....until I found out you meant it literally.

The hospital bills are just too high.

It was the best of......tines, it was the worst of tines....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10123 on: November 24, 2015, 03:37:08 PM »
It was fun while it lasted but I refuse to pay for your visas renewal. So this is a break up to the extreme, youre leaving on a jet plane and I am free of you. Take care and good luck.

Offline Ash

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« Reply #10124 on: November 24, 2015, 05:13:53 PM »
Oh, dear Ash.  How I looked forward to "forking" with you....until I found out you meant it literally.

The hospital bills are just too high.

It was the best of......tines, it was the worst of tines....

Yours are the best! Ha.


It was great Phantom love, until I realized I could not handle your obsession with pink polka dotted elephants.
I mean come on they obviously should be purple polka dots because they are majestic noble creatures.