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Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10075 on: November 04, 2015, 09:53:32 AM »
I just can't keep up with all this rabies testing from dating a bat....


Oh, and it's November, damnit....

Offline Lavender Pryde

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10076 on: November 04, 2015, 01:28:45 PM »
Well, it was fun dating a pirate. But with all the other booties you have out there, I don't feel special anymore. Also, pirates are so 2003.

Offline Sofia Grace

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10077 on: November 04, 2015, 09:45:41 PM »
Lavender,

It's been great - really.  But I find myself yearning for... something different.  Something... spicier.  Less gentle.  It's not you, it's me.  Really; turquoise was always more 'my color' anyway... and besides, I've always been a sunflower girl.

Thanks for the good times.

xx

Offline Cryptogram

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10078 on: November 05, 2015, 06:17:58 AM »
You told me I should be scared of you but I didn't listen, I thought I was brave. I was drawn to you like a moth to a flame, and now it's time for me to turn to ashes and be scattered in the wind. Farewell.

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10079 on: November 05, 2015, 07:16:56 AM »
 Good times, but I need a little more meat on the bones, methinks.

 O:)


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10080 on: November 05, 2015, 04:11:06 PM »
It was damn good while it lasted, buy alas, that cloud is messing with my allergies something fierce.

Alas...

Offline Rapt

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10081 on: November 05, 2015, 04:20:51 PM »
Though the sex was great..I don't think I can date a man who wears more eye liner than I do...sorry luv

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10082 on: November 05, 2015, 05:38:45 PM »
I have end it my dear...my career is suffering because I can't keep my hands off you and never want to leave the bed! 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10083 on: November 06, 2015, 12:03:26 AM »
Rolo,

Listen, man... I've been pre-diabetic for years now, and my most recent bloodwork ain't lookin' good.  You're sweet and all, but I've got cute feet and I'd rather not lose them to dia-beetus. 

xx

Offline TheElusiveKitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10084 on: November 12, 2015, 03:20:47 AM »
what have you got against dogs! what if i told i i hated leaches what would you say to that! /brake up

Not replying to the banned person, as they will never see such a witty, and beautifully written break up - since Elliquiy broke up with them first.

As for you, dear Snow. The truth is, I much love dogs - that's true. I love their cuddling nature, their loyalty, their need to just please me as their owner. It's truly wonderful, and as a canine yourself - or so I'm assuming - I appreciate that about you, but....I..I love cats. I love cats so much, and I need more cats in my life. You see....cats are so majestic. They don't care about anything other than eating, sleeping all over inconvenient spaces, being snarky and sassy, and just pure awesome. Cats do what they want, when they want, no matter who likes it or doesn't like it. I need more independent things in my life, and that's cats.

I still love you though, and cherish every moment together. <3

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10085 on: November 12, 2015, 05:30:38 AM »
I'm sorry, my dear, I love kittens, I really do, but you have proven to be too elusive in nature for my tastes.

Offline TheElusiveKitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10086 on: November 12, 2015, 11:27:01 AM »
I'm sorry, my dear, I love kittens, I really do, but you have proven to be too elusive in nature for my tastes.

1) I'm not coming here when I am half asleep and reading posts from 2009 as a post from...today. I am sorry.

As for you Rhedyn.

Your blunette hair gives me a headache. As much as I love the soft touch of your skin, and the way you bat those lashes at me to make me smile, I can no longer deal with this color. While it's not even a good breakup reason. I just didn't have anything else to go with. It' sjust not working out.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10087 on: November 14, 2015, 05:56:38 PM »
I'm Sorry, Kitten, as much as I love you, and as much as I love cats, I can't deal with the allergies D;

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10088 on: November 15, 2015, 10:30:24 AM »
We had some good times, didn't we, Jclaymore?  But the backrubs...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10089 on: November 15, 2015, 11:00:21 AM »
It really hurts to say good-bye and shoo you out the door.  The furniture is somewhat the worse for wear and the rugs a little stained but I can live with that.  However, the sheer amount of llama fur you shed is mind boggling and vacuum clogging and I can't take it any longer.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10090 on: November 15, 2015, 11:17:52 AM »
You beguile me, woman.  I think that reason enough to save my sanity and say, 'goodbye'.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10091 on: November 15, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »
You beguile me, woman.  I think that reason enough to save my sanity and say, 'goodbye'.

And here I am thinking we were dating EXCLUSIVELY, man how wrong was I. Not that I can't condone it I am totally ok with an open relationship but, you not coming clean about it. This truly sucks. I think you are an awesome type but I must walk away before saying something that doesnt jibe with this dear jaun letter.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10092 on: November 20, 2015, 05:39:00 PM »
Juan?!  Juan?!  You can't even remember my name?

Adios, Jose!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10093 on: November 20, 2015, 07:32:28 PM »
MasterMischief yes yes I know your name but you do not know what a dear Juan letter is... Syonara baby.,

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10094 on: November 21, 2015, 10:08:07 AM »
The button budget for this level of butlering is utterly ridiculous.  I'm afraid you've just got to go.

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10095 on: November 21, 2015, 10:22:48 AM »
At first it was kind of hot, dangerous and kinky and you know, I'll admit it was fun. But for fuck sakes man, bringing those blades to bed is just getting old. I'm over it. No, I am over it.

Ciao baby.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10096 on: November 21, 2015, 10:23:44 AM »
You love your shoes more than me.

Runs off crying.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10097 on: November 21, 2015, 10:26:40 AM »
Oh gawds I am laughing so hard I am in tears here *wipes eyes then goes to post.*

The button budget for this level of butlering is utterly ridiculous.  I'm afraid you've just got to go.
Would have had a killer response but someone beat me to it but thanks for the laugh at 2am I can go back to sleep happy now ty.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10098 on: November 21, 2015, 10:29:03 AM »
You love your shoes more than me.

Runs off crying.

Run like the wind I told you I was not dating you exclusively, I may love Llamas but crying over shoes? really now  I walk away with my head held high but you sir need to man up and stop crying over shoes.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10099 on: November 21, 2015, 12:54:18 PM »
But...shoes!

Waaaaaaaaah!