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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 333130 times)

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Offline Phantomhive

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10075 on: November 20, 2015, 07:32:28 PM »
MasterMischief yes yes I know your name but you do not know what a dear Juan letter is... Syonara baby.,

Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10076 on: November 21, 2015, 10:08:07 AM »
The button budget for this level of butlering is utterly ridiculous.  I'm afraid you've just got to go.

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10077 on: November 21, 2015, 10:22:48 AM »
At first it was kind of hot, dangerous and kinky and you know, I'll admit it was fun. But for fuck sakes man, bringing those blades to bed is just getting old. I'm over it. No, I am over it.

Ciao baby.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10078 on: November 21, 2015, 10:23:44 AM »
You love your shoes more than me.

Runs off crying.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10079 on: November 21, 2015, 10:26:40 AM »
Oh gawds I am laughing so hard I am in tears here *wipes eyes then goes to post.*

The button budget for this level of butlering is utterly ridiculous.  I'm afraid you've just got to go.
Would have had a killer response but someone beat me to it but thanks for the laugh at 2am I can go back to sleep happy now ty.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10080 on: November 21, 2015, 10:29:03 AM »
You love your shoes more than me.

Runs off crying.

Run like the wind I told you I was not dating you exclusively, I may love Llamas but crying over shoes? really now  I walk away with my head held high but you sir need to man up and stop crying over shoes.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10081 on: November 21, 2015, 12:54:18 PM »
But...shoes!

Waaaaaaaaah!

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10082 on: November 21, 2015, 01:33:31 PM »
I'm sorry, but my parents would never approve of an even toed ungulate. I'm just old fashioned I guess.

*rides off with a rhino*

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10083 on: November 21, 2015, 01:48:05 PM »
It's so hard to break up with you. You're so beautiful and my lust for you is so intense that I'm leaving you a letter because I know I don't have the strength to do it face to face.

Listen it's been great and the nights are so amazing but other than the physical we just don't click.

Give me a call if you want to hook up sometime.


PS: I fed the fish before I left.
PSS: I took the little black silk dress.. I'm positive it was mine.
PSSS:  Don't forget to call me for a hook up soon.
PSSSS:  Dammit, I can't wait. I'll call you tonight. Should we stay over at your place or mine?

Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10084 on: November 21, 2015, 01:51:27 PM »
Alas, I am afraid it is simply over between us.

Over, over, over.

I just can't take that you are so much better at lusting after RedPhoenix than I am...

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10085 on: November 21, 2015, 01:54:08 PM »
I'm tired of you not sharing the pointy bits. I like swords too.

We're through.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10086 on: November 21, 2015, 02:12:17 PM »
At first, the kilt thing was kind of cool.  You know, something new and exciting.  But when you insist on doing handstands constantly.  It's just not working for me.  Or the neighbors.  And their young children.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10087 on: November 21, 2015, 11:29:55 PM »
YOU AGAIN!!! why is it I cant get away from you hell the letter didn't work how about this. Get over yerself and get over me.

Regards noone you should worry about

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10088 on: November 22, 2015, 12:20:40 AM »
Listen babe, I love you and always will, I jsut can't handle it anymore, sometimes 'Tea' means only 'Tea'

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10089 on: November 22, 2015, 09:55:01 AM »
I found out something disturbing today... that you were using that pretty ball of light I like so much to hypnotise me and alter my short term memories. I'm sorry, I can't trust you now so it's time we- ~is mesmerized by the shiny light~ -huh, what was I saying?

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10090 on: November 22, 2015, 12:53:04 PM »
The cats!  Dear lord in heaven, the cats.  One was fine.  I mean who doesn't have one cat.  Two started to stretch it a little with two different litter boxes and food dishes everywhere.  But 23?!

It them or me!  Never mind.  I just make this easy.

Leaves with his 24 dogs.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10091 on: November 22, 2015, 01:46:58 PM »
Listen babe, I love you and always will, I just can't handle it anymore, sometimes 'Tea' means only 'Tea'
Loves the response now onto my break up lol

Finally I can get rid of all that loose dog fur that is all over the place. not to mention you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10092 on: November 22, 2015, 03:12:15 PM »
I'm afraid I can't be with someone whose water goes down the drain the wrong way!  And don't bother explaining that it does!  Its in my head now!

*storms out*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10093 on: November 22, 2015, 03:21:15 PM »
I'm afraid I can't be with someone whose water goes down the drain the wrong way!  And don't bother explaining that it does!  Its in my head now!

*storms out*

As far as I am concerned where I live it IS right now it's not my fault you are now 'So far away from me' and its YOUR drain that has the water going backwards.

"Don't let the door kick your butt on your way out"

Watches him storm out grinning

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10094 on: November 22, 2015, 11:16:19 PM »
Im sorry love it's just... ever since you've started going to the gym you've become so.. fit. It makes me depressed to look a me, fat fat me, standing besides you.. good bye

Offline Ash

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10095 on: November 23, 2015, 04:50:29 PM »
I'm sorry but I can't handle being with someone who is constantly cos-playing their favorite games. I mean it just doesn't do it first me outside the bedroom. I hope you find someone better suited for you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10096 on: November 23, 2015, 10:24:39 PM »
I dont  want to break up with you here I am letting Sebastian do it for me.

Sebastian: I am so sorry but my Mistress can't stand the way you maul me so she is breaking up with you.

Offline Ash

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10097 on: November 24, 2015, 01:43:15 AM »
Psssh. Hit the road Jack...don't you come back no more...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10098 on: November 24, 2015, 03:55:34 AM »
The name is Sebastian and it would be prudent you remember that or you might taste my................ cutlery.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10099 on: November 24, 2015, 08:43:49 AM »
Your cutlery tastes funny.  And not ha-ha funny either, but "what was this used on?!" funny.

And I just can't have anything but tasty knifes.

So, out you go.

*holds open door*