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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10050 on: August 01, 2015, 11:19:57 PM »
Wha? Now you no like the carrot?

Make up your mind!

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10051 on: August 02, 2015, 01:34:15 AM »
Dear Bunney.

I know it was kind of awkwerd when I walked in on you while you wer in the bathroom and all;
and even more awkwerder when I got that really weird boner that kept on gittin all up there to the side like a broken tee vee antina.

Uhm..

it

was weerder when you told me to pull em off and shake it like you was my momma or somethin, an I think the other guys in the bathroom agreet.

Shit's weerd, gurl.

Real weerd.

Any how, I think grabbin my neck and making my head red until I come agin was a bad idear, cus I didn't come and now I'm kinda weerd in the head just like my boner. It's all broken like the rabbit eers.

Whait.. I think I said that.

Where was I?

Uhm.. yeah.

Sinseerly,

uhm

Later on.


Offline Loina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10052 on: August 02, 2015, 10:21:27 AM »
Dear Bunney.

I know it was kind of awkwerd when I walked in on you while you wer in the bathroom and all;
and even more awkwerder when I got that really weird boner that kept on gittin all up there to the side like a broken tee vee antina.

Uhm..

it

was weerder when you told me to pull em off and shake it like you was my momma or somethin, an I think the other guys in the bathroom agreet.

Shit's weerd, gurl.

Real weerd.

Any how, I think grabbin my neck and making my head red until I come agin was a bad idear, cus I didn't come and now I'm kinda weerd in the head just like my boner. It's all broken like the rabbit eers.

Whait.. I think I said that.

Where was I?

Uhm.. yeah.

Sinseerly,

uhm

Later on.

My good TaintedAndDelish

It pains me, but I must bring this to an end, I used you...

I needed george back... their furry... furry body oooh

*ahem* I mean um, it's been great, don't know what was up with that TV antenna looking dick but hey ho

Anyhow, I'm off to Siberia... with George... Alone.

Smooches

Offline steele

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10053 on: August 04, 2015, 11:23:11 AM »
A letter for Loina on her return from Siberia.

Loina!! Really!!

Aliens..I take off for a few days and come back to find aliens in OUR dungeon. You told me I was your only out of the ord dude. You have darkened my glow and my feelings for you are diminished, but repairable, well they were,  Aliens perhaps but now your mention of a furry! Unconscionable!!
Snuggle up good ..This time I wont return.

Offline Blythe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10054 on: August 09, 2015, 04:59:18 PM »
I just can't so long-distance relationships! You're in space, and I'm stuck on Earth. Alas, fare thee well, all due to a lack of affordable spaceships! A breakup it is!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10055 on: August 09, 2015, 05:01:01 PM »
Sherlock,

Your shining awesome has become so blinding, I have been forced to spend untold amounts of money on shades since that awesome quickly wears them down.  If you want, we can be long-distance buddies instead as being so close is torture on my poor, poor eyes.

~KS

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10056 on: August 11, 2015, 02:53:13 PM »
How the hell did this thread get so weird) 0_0


Mi'Lord

It was a fun run but honestly. You take it to extremes at first I thought the medieval role-playing was fun. but when you got so into it you refused to go to the grocers, or even pay the electric bill.... I'm sorry. It's not me, it's you.

Yes I can read and write. This is 2015 not the 1300s

~GS
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 05:30:40 PM by Goldenrod666 »

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10057 on: August 18, 2015, 08:20:45 PM »
Sorry darling,

Read your novel in progress and realize that you surpass me in writing skill. Consider yourself dumped.


Jazz

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10058 on: September 30, 2015, 06:27:51 AM »
To put it simply: you're overdressed. Git!

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10059 on: October 03, 2015, 09:28:19 AM »
You choke like a sissy. We are done.   :P

Offline Euron Greyjoy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10060 on: October 03, 2015, 01:41:30 PM »
Hogging the sheets!  :o

Offline KieraJade

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10061 on: October 03, 2015, 01:42:40 PM »
Listen, I hate to break it to you... but the sex is too much. I simply can't keep up anymore! So we're going to have to call it quits...

Offline Euron Greyjoy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10062 on: October 03, 2015, 01:47:33 PM »
For screaming too loud when we have sex.  >:(  8-)

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10063 on: October 03, 2015, 01:48:05 PM »
I'm sick of people trying to talk to us about game of thrones. I've never even watched that show.

Offline Euron Greyjoy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10064 on: October 03, 2015, 01:49:34 PM »
For not watching Game of Thrones or reading the books series!  >:(

Offline Firethem

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10065 on: October 05, 2015, 02:57:05 AM »
For spoiling me the ending and making me watch it anyway. And I did not tell you because I did not want to hurt you, but... you chew with your mouth open.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10066 on: October 23, 2015, 09:42:21 PM »
Ya know...

*chews gum loudly*

I'm a classy broad.

*blows giant pink bubble and with a painted hot pink nail pops it*

Whaddya talkin' about chewin for?

*Blows new bubble*

I thought you liked it when I swallowed?

You're too confusing... its over between us Firethem! I'm gonna date me a sailor!

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10067 on: October 23, 2015, 09:56:12 PM »
Bunny, you're sexy as hell and we've had some fun times but honestly what's with the mask? In 6 years that we've been together you've never once taken it off... I've wondered what you looked like underneath, and while we've had some very sexy fantasies fulfilled, I just can't take kissing it any longer.

I have to move on. Take care, good luck to you.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10068 on: October 23, 2015, 10:17:05 PM »
Well. Well!

Darth Vader gets me. Darth Vader says its sexier than making others do his evil will or die! Darth Vader is my new boyfriend. We're gonna get married. We're gonna go on a killer honeymoon, even though he's busy working on something that he says is gonna change the world.

He gets me. He doesn't expect me to change. Like SOME people... *cough Kurzyk*

But... first, lets write one more little story? okay?

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10069 on: October 23, 2015, 10:20:41 PM »
You and Darth Vader?? That weirdo in the full robotic body suit who's breathing is too loud.

Fine. Whatever. I suppose it's too much to ask after 6 years, to oh I don't know, SEE YOUR FACE??


*polishes up the shackles hanging from the wall, and picks various whips and devices...* as you wish my dear, one more little story.  >:)

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10070 on: October 23, 2015, 10:36:33 PM »
Take off the Mask... take off the mask.

Crimeny! It is like a broken record!

But then... you'd know my secret identity! *gasps*

And that can never be!

Be gone demon!

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10071 on: October 24, 2015, 05:12:47 AM »
You left me.

Online Chi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10072 on: October 27, 2015, 11:54:44 AM »
Okay yeah. It was definitely you.

The hand-mixer was interesting I'll give you that.

And I've never quite had bratwurst that way before but sure I'd go for seconds.

Sasquatch was actually pretty hot...I mean who knew he was actually a pervy old university professor with ambiguous morals looking for innocent young college girls to tutor?

But the Kraken? I'm sorry I really have to draw the line at 'releasing the Kraken.'

It's been amusing to say the least, but you're stuff is in a box by the door to the left.

Chi

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10073 on: October 27, 2015, 06:29:19 PM »
It's been real doll but that bottle of Kraken Rum up on the shelf belonged to me. You took a drink from it. Where I come form that's a sin. Never touch a girl's bottle of rum without permission. We are over.

I'll give you a call Saturday night for a booty call but don't expect anything long term.

Catch ya later.

Online Chi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10074 on: October 28, 2015, 06:26:45 AM »
I'll be washing my hair, doing my nails, visiting my terminally ill grandma, baking cookies for the homeless Saturday.

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