I know it was kind of awkwerd when I walked in on you while you wer in the bathroom and all;
and even more awkwerder when I got that really weird boner that kept on gittin all up there to the side like a broken tee vee antina.
was weerder when you told me to pull em off and shake it like you was my momma or somethin, an I think the other guys in the bathroom agreet.
Shit's weerd, gurl.
Any how, I think grabbin my neck and making my head red until I come agin was a bad idear, cus I didn't come and now I'm kinda weerd in the head just like my boner. It's all broken like the rabbit eers.
Whait.. I think I said that.
Where was I?