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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10050 on: October 23, 2015, 10:17:05 PM »
Well. Well!

Darth Vader gets me. Darth Vader says its sexier than making others do his evil will or die! Darth Vader is my new boyfriend. We're gonna get married. We're gonna go on a killer honeymoon, even though he's busy working on something that he says is gonna change the world.

He gets me. He doesn't expect me to change. Like SOME people... *cough Kurzyk*

But... first, lets write one more little story? okay?

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10051 on: October 23, 2015, 10:20:41 PM »
You and Darth Vader?? That weirdo in the full robotic body suit who's breathing is too loud.

Fine. Whatever. I suppose it's too much to ask after 6 years, to oh I don't know, SEE YOUR FACE??


*polishes up the shackles hanging from the wall, and picks various whips and devices...* as you wish my dear, one more little story.  >:)

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10052 on: October 23, 2015, 10:36:33 PM »
Take off the Mask... take off the mask.

Crimeny! It is like a broken record!

But then... you'd know my secret identity! *gasps*

And that can never be!

Be gone demon!

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10053 on: October 24, 2015, 05:12:47 AM »
You left me.

Offline Chi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10054 on: October 27, 2015, 11:54:44 AM »
Okay yeah. It was definitely you.

The hand-mixer was interesting I'll give you that.

And I've never quite had bratwurst that way before but sure I'd go for seconds.

Sasquatch was actually pretty hot...I mean who knew he was actually a pervy old university professor with ambiguous morals looking for innocent young college girls to tutor?

But the Kraken? I'm sorry I really have to draw the line at 'releasing the Kraken.'

It's been amusing to say the least, but you're stuff is in a box by the door to the left.

Chi

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10055 on: October 27, 2015, 06:29:19 PM »
It's been real doll but that bottle of Kraken Rum up on the shelf belonged to me. You took a drink from it. Where I come form that's a sin. Never touch a girl's bottle of rum without permission. We are over.

I'll give you a call Saturday night for a booty call but don't expect anything long term.

Catch ya later.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10056 on: October 28, 2015, 06:26:45 AM »
I'll be washing my hair, doing my nails, visiting my terminally ill grandma, baking cookies for the homeless Saturday.

Leave a message at the sound of the tone...

BEEEEEEEEP

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10057 on: November 04, 2015, 09:53:32 AM »
I just can't keep up with all this rabies testing from dating a bat....


Oh, and it's November, damnit....

Offline Lavender Pryde

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10058 on: November 04, 2015, 01:28:45 PM »
Well, it was fun dating a pirate. But with all the other booties you have out there, I don't feel special anymore. Also, pirates are so 2003.

Offline Sofia Grace

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10059 on: November 04, 2015, 09:45:41 PM »
Lavender,

It's been great - really.  But I find myself yearning for... something different.  Something... spicier.  Less gentle.  It's not you, it's me.  Really; turquoise was always more 'my color' anyway... and besides, I've always been a sunflower girl.

Thanks for the good times.

xx

Offline Cryptogram

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10060 on: November 05, 2015, 06:17:58 AM »
You told me I should be scared of you but I didn't listen, I thought I was brave. I was drawn to you like a moth to a flame, and now it's time for me to turn to ashes and be scattered in the wind. Farewell.

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10061 on: November 05, 2015, 07:16:56 AM »
 Good times, but I need a little more meat on the bones, methinks.

 O:)


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10062 on: November 05, 2015, 04:11:06 PM »
It was damn good while it lasted, buy alas, that cloud is messing with my allergies something fierce.

Alas...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10063 on: November 05, 2015, 04:20:51 PM »
Though the sex was great..I don't think I can date a man who wears more eye liner than I do...sorry luv

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10064 on: November 05, 2015, 05:38:45 PM »
I have end it my dear...my career is suffering because I can't keep my hands off you and never want to leave the bed! 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10065 on: November 06, 2015, 12:03:26 AM »
Rolo,

Listen, man... I've been pre-diabetic for years now, and my most recent bloodwork ain't lookin' good.  You're sweet and all, but I've got cute feet and I'd rather not lose them to dia-beetus. 

xx

Offline TheElusiveKitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10066 on: November 12, 2015, 03:20:47 AM »
what have you got against dogs! what if i told i i hated leaches what would you say to that! /brake up

Not replying to the banned person, as they will never see such a witty, and beautifully written break up - since Elliquiy broke up with them first.

As for you, dear Snow. The truth is, I much love dogs - that's true. I love their cuddling nature, their loyalty, their need to just please me as their owner. It's truly wonderful, and as a canine yourself - or so I'm assuming - I appreciate that about you, but....I..I love cats. I love cats so much, and I need more cats in my life. You see....cats are so majestic. They don't care about anything other than eating, sleeping all over inconvenient spaces, being snarky and sassy, and just pure awesome. Cats do what they want, when they want, no matter who likes it or doesn't like it. I need more independent things in my life, and that's cats.

I still love you though, and cherish every moment together. <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10067 on: November 12, 2015, 05:30:38 AM »
I'm sorry, my dear, I love kittens, I really do, but you have proven to be too elusive in nature for my tastes.

Offline TheElusiveKitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10068 on: November 12, 2015, 11:27:01 AM »
I'm sorry, my dear, I love kittens, I really do, but you have proven to be too elusive in nature for my tastes.

1) I'm not coming here when I am half asleep and reading posts from 2009 as a post from...today. I am sorry.

As for you Rhedyn.

Your blunette hair gives me a headache. As much as I love the soft touch of your skin, and the way you bat those lashes at me to make me smile, I can no longer deal with this color. While it's not even a good breakup reason. I just didn't have anything else to go with. It' sjust not working out.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10069 on: November 14, 2015, 05:56:38 PM »
I'm Sorry, Kitten, as much as I love you, and as much as I love cats, I can't deal with the allergies D;

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10070 on: November 15, 2015, 10:30:24 AM »
We had some good times, didn't we, Jclaymore?  But the backrubs...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10071 on: November 15, 2015, 11:00:21 AM »
It really hurts to say good-bye and shoo you out the door.  The furniture is somewhat the worse for wear and the rugs a little stained but I can live with that.  However, the sheer amount of llama fur you shed is mind boggling and vacuum clogging and I can't take it any longer.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10072 on: November 15, 2015, 11:17:52 AM »
You beguile me, woman.  I think that reason enough to save my sanity and say, 'goodbye'.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10073 on: November 15, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »
You beguile me, woman.  I think that reason enough to save my sanity and say, 'goodbye'.

And here I am thinking we were dating EXCLUSIVELY, man how wrong was I. Not that I can't condone it I am totally ok with an open relationship but, you not coming clean about it. This truly sucks. I think you are an awesome type but I must walk away before saying something that doesnt jibe with this dear jaun letter.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10074 on: November 20, 2015, 05:39:00 PM »
Juan?!  Juan?!  You can't even remember my name?

Adios, Jose!