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Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10025 on: July 23, 2015, 08:57:44 AM »
Dear Blue Bunny,

They say that once your entire arm  is inside someone there really isn't more intimacy left to discover. Like how they say to truly understand someone you have to walk a mile in their shoes - they somehow never thought of jamming their fist into that person's vagina.

I mean, it's not like I was particularly interested or fetish driven by it, but as a slightly competitive person I rather couldn't help myself eventually.  I mean, that first moment when your hand pops passed the knuckles and you gasp, and well, the person beneath you makes some kind of sudden drag of air squealing thing that temporarily distracts you from your internal or external monologues.

Like porn on the internet, as soon as you become numb to the normal, you seek out greater and greater thrills! Higher heights! Deep depths (Literally in this case).  I mean, it's not like I have particularly large hands, or wide wrists or anything, so I don't imagine I've ruined you for everyone, seeing as I'm leaving.  I'm sure some thick armed lesbian would still make you groan and squeal and stuff --

Not that I'm feeling guilty or anything, just that I feel like I know you too well now, like, more than I know myself.  To the point where I've considered some self exploration - but it's rather a frightening thing so I've decided just to live a normal life and put all this behind me.

I mean, everyone has some sorta, dark passed secret they eventually forget about right?

Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not exactly sure you were the one I did all this with - makes me wonder if I'm just a shallow and bad person.

Anyway, we're still through!~

Lots of love, Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10026 on: July 23, 2015, 11:26:04 AM »
My dearest Cayenne

I am afraid our journey must conclude from this moment. Your early morning sexual innuendos seemed rehearsed, not spontaneous as they once were, I'm sorry my love but I have become quite bored with your antics recently and ventured on to newer more exciting things. Perhaps a new bag of tricks for each of us will show promise in our quest for a more fulfilling life. .. Farewell my sweet..

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10027 on: July 24, 2015, 09:15:56 AM »
Dear Steele, or should I say, Sparkles McCool.

I realize now that I should have left my twilight fantasy away from someone of whom had a bad case of highly competitive mentality.  I have to admit, you getting on board with my sparkly vampire fantasy, as if they were made of some strange kind of shimmering gemstone was somewhat of a surprise, and that the first few times before it got ramped up to 11 were pretty accurate to my detailed fanfiction.

Though, it wasn't overly long until what was a subtle amount of glimmering sparkles on you became  a retina burning "Maximum Evolution" Which, went from the more silvery, and typical sparkles to "POWERUP GOLD GOD GLITTER VAMPIRE" Whatever it was you were screaming like something had ruptured inside of you (Though props for keeping that going for like 20 minutes straight, despite the near deafening noise)

Thing is, possibly the worst result of all of this is that I have realized that glitter inside my vagina is not something I want.  Especially not fistfuls of the stuff of which, let me tell you - if you thought cleaning that crap outta the carpet was difficult, it is practically brain surgery levels of skill required to remove it from your tender love holes.

Anyway, I can see you've gone too far down this well for me, so I'm moving on.

Good luck with that... extremely niche fetish market that you've now entered.

Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10028 on: July 24, 2015, 09:51:20 AM »
Dear Cayenne

This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. I will miss your submissive moans and your dominant commands.But it's just not going to work out between us . You've changed, you have gone from the shy young girl gallivanting through the open fields to a woman of mystery who hides all her feelings within, not because your shy but because you cant settle for just one, you need many. You are a beautiful woman who chooses to evolve in the shadows.  You should get out more, I'll leave the back gate open on my departure, for you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10029 on: July 29, 2015, 05:07:09 AM »
It's been a week of silence, steele, and I think that's enough for a smart man to know when it's quits.

But you keep calling,
And I'm not falling,
For the tricks you pulled
On my sister last year.

Lose the number.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10030 on: July 29, 2015, 07:51:50 AM »
Stone...

It kinda creeps me out when your Hand follows me down the dark hallway or out into the yard.

I'm leaving you for a man with a full body!

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10031 on: July 29, 2015, 08:20:41 AM »
Bunny My Child....

I have been called to a higher power and will no longer be able continue our ilicit affair....


Be well my dear.....
« Last Edit: July 29, 2015, 08:32:08 AM by Rolo »

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10032 on: July 29, 2015, 08:26:30 AM »
Since when is have an illicit affair a bad thing?

Why you change now Rolo? Don't you wanna cupcake?

Well you can't have one! I'm saving those for illicit affairs!

*sticks out tongue!*

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10033 on: July 29, 2015, 10:29:03 AM »
Dressing like a bunny in the bedroom, or on Halloween is one thing, but when you show up to my bosses house for a very fancy dinner in bunny ears and tail, it is too much.
I am sorry I need someone who knows when to dress like an adult, as much as it pains me I have to let you go.

But before you go break up sex?

Just thought I would throw that out there...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10034 on: July 29, 2015, 12:15:51 PM »
Dear Seara

Dont take it personally,as it is more my preference than yours apparently. There just doesn't seem to be an open time slot in your agenda for me. However you do make time to go to dinner with your boss and be chaperoned by the bunny. If you cant make time just for me than I don't wish to share my time with you any longer. I crave more of a homebody than a social butterfly.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10035 on: July 29, 2015, 10:39:07 PM »
Dear steele,

Please don't cry but since you were gold plated, I have found it difficult to be close to you. You're just to shiny for me to tolerate.

olive

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10036 on: July 29, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »
When I said, "Keep my chair warm," I did not mean, "Finish my drink," you know. Miscommunication ends relationships, I read it in a book, so it's true. Bye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10037 on: July 30, 2015, 11:30:05 PM »
Darling,

I've asked you for the last time to warm your hands before we play.  You leave me cold.

Good-bye

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10038 on: July 30, 2015, 11:36:48 PM »
Sparkles? Really? You wore sparkles?

Because hey, that's kinda like my thing. Remember... you had the wine glass. That was yours.

Now you're crossing boundaries baby... and I can't abide that.

Adios.

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10039 on: July 30, 2015, 11:40:04 PM »
Speaking of boundaries, everybody and their mum knows about my panties boundary. Get rid of them or I'll get rid of you.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10040 on: July 30, 2015, 11:44:48 PM »
Oh come on dude!

Move the hand lower! Lower! For crying out loud... lower!

There's other stuff down there... fun stuff, interesting stuff! Pleasurable stuff!

For the love of god!!!!

*throws up hands*

I can't do this anymore.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10041 on: July 30, 2015, 11:53:53 PM »
A little bit of competition bothers you that much that you have to throw a tantrum?

So I sparkle!  So I sparkle better than you!  Pshaw!  Can't abide jealousy!

Toodle-oo!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10042 on: July 30, 2015, 11:56:10 PM »
I will admit... you have a lovely sparkle. A genuine flair.

But don't think that changes anything! Don't think I will forgive you EVER!

Don't think... that... uh...

What time were you getting off work again?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10043 on: July 31, 2015, 01:26:22 PM »
Dearest Blue Bunny,

Congratulations, I am breaking up with you~  Of course you know that I cannot date something that I own, and seeing as I've decided to possess you it is time for us to have some "Fine tuning" to our current relationship.

Of course, we never talked about this prior, and you know, me showing up to pull you off the street in some unmarked van driven by close compatriots of whom ... actually, it's better not to get into the details - it really makes me out to be some cartoon villain or something - when it is indeed far from that!

I know you might be asking "Why me!? WHY ME!?" Of course, that is a question I asked myself! Except, why you.  The simple answer is. I really like you, and I don't share well, and have many issues of which I should have spent some of my vast evil empire fortune on correcting but instead I built a dungeon.

So there's that.

Anyway, look forward to what the future brings for us! Mostly me! But also you as well~

Cayenne~

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10044 on: July 31, 2015, 02:10:18 PM »
Dearest Cayenne,

I guess looking back it was stupid to think the saying of "redheads have no soul" was false.

though we had fun, I find it a bit over the top that you decided to kidnapp a human bunny and make it your pet. I thought you only liked that in the bedroom


So here's to love, loss and crazy bitches. Lets hope the next one isn't, unlike the present

~~~ <3 Goldenrod

Offline Loina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10045 on: August 01, 2015, 04:28:24 PM »
Dearest Cayenne,

I guess looking back it was stupid to think the saying of "redheads have no soul" was false.

though we had fun, I find it a bit over the top that you decided to kidnapp a human bunny and make it your pet. I thought you only liked that in the bedroom


So here's to love, loss and crazy bitches. Lets hope the next one isn't, unlike the present

~~~ <3 Goldenrod

My former Goldenrod

After the 3rd time I asked you to get rid of the human bunny and you refused, I decided to live with it, that was until I found it wearing my clothes for people online!

It's me or the bunny and I'm going to make that decision for you!

Goldenrod, I'm leaving.. and I'm taking the bunny... this fabulous.. furry bunny.

I'll call it George.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10046 on: August 01, 2015, 10:59:49 PM »
What's the problem of a Bunny wearing your clothes... online?

*snorts* Would you prefer they wore none? Are you a tyrant? A cruel goose?

I can't stay with anyone mean like that... (possibly meaner maybe... yes)

I'm running away with George! He gets me!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10047 on: August 01, 2015, 11:07:35 PM »
I'm sorry. We've had a great time together, but darling...you keep eating all of the carrots. I know you're a bunny, but I like carrots too. Until you learn to share them we can be together no more. Just go, please.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10048 on: August 01, 2015, 11:14:12 PM »
You wanna carrot? Want me to tell you where you can keep it?

Yours never more,
Bunny

(Omg... feel so guilty writing that! Ignore me!)

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10049 on: August 01, 2015, 11:17:43 PM »
I...there...no...eh, see this is why we just wont work. I love a good kink as much as the next guy, but I refuse to let you stick carrots in certain places.