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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10025 on: July 30, 2015, 11:56:10 PM »
I will admit... you have a lovely sparkle. A genuine flair.

But don't think that changes anything! Don't think I will forgive you EVER!

Don't think... that... uh...

What time were you getting off work again?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10026 on: July 31, 2015, 01:26:22 PM »
Dearest Blue Bunny,

Congratulations, I am breaking up with you~  Of course you know that I cannot date something that I own, and seeing as I've decided to possess you it is time for us to have some "Fine tuning" to our current relationship.

Of course, we never talked about this prior, and you know, me showing up to pull you off the street in some unmarked van driven by close compatriots of whom ... actually, it's better not to get into the details - it really makes me out to be some cartoon villain or something - when it is indeed far from that!

I know you might be asking "Why me!? WHY ME!?" Of course, that is a question I asked myself! Except, why you.  The simple answer is. I really like you, and I don't share well, and have many issues of which I should have spent some of my vast evil empire fortune on correcting but instead I built a dungeon.

So there's that.

Anyway, look forward to what the future brings for us! Mostly me! But also you as well~

Cayenne~

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10027 on: July 31, 2015, 02:10:18 PM »
Dearest Cayenne,

I guess looking back it was stupid to think the saying of "redheads have no soul" was false.

though we had fun, I find it a bit over the top that you decided to kidnapp a human bunny and make it your pet. I thought you only liked that in the bedroom


So here's to love, loss and crazy bitches. Lets hope the next one isn't, unlike the present

~~~ <3 Goldenrod

Offline Loina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10028 on: August 01, 2015, 04:28:24 PM »
Dearest Cayenne,

I guess looking back it was stupid to think the saying of "redheads have no soul" was false.

though we had fun, I find it a bit over the top that you decided to kidnapp a human bunny and make it your pet. I thought you only liked that in the bedroom


So here's to love, loss and crazy bitches. Lets hope the next one isn't, unlike the present

~~~ <3 Goldenrod

My former Goldenrod

After the 3rd time I asked you to get rid of the human bunny and you refused, I decided to live with it, that was until I found it wearing my clothes for people online!

It's me or the bunny and I'm going to make that decision for you!

Goldenrod, I'm leaving.. and I'm taking the bunny... this fabulous.. furry bunny.

I'll call it George.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10029 on: August 01, 2015, 10:59:49 PM »
What's the problem of a Bunny wearing your clothes... online?

*snorts* Would you prefer they wore none? Are you a tyrant? A cruel goose?

I can't stay with anyone mean like that... (possibly meaner maybe... yes)

I'm running away with George! He gets me!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10030 on: August 01, 2015, 11:07:35 PM »
I'm sorry. We've had a great time together, but darling...you keep eating all of the carrots. I know you're a bunny, but I like carrots too. Until you learn to share them we can be together no more. Just go, please.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10031 on: August 01, 2015, 11:14:12 PM »
You wanna carrot? Want me to tell you where you can keep it?

Yours never more,
Bunny

(Omg... feel so guilty writing that! Ignore me!)

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10032 on: August 01, 2015, 11:17:43 PM »
I...there...no...eh, see this is why we just wont work. I love a good kink as much as the next guy, but I refuse to let you stick carrots in certain places.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10033 on: August 01, 2015, 11:19:57 PM »
Wha? Now you no like the carrot?

Make up your mind!

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10034 on: August 02, 2015, 01:34:15 AM »
Dear Bunney.

I know it was kind of awkwerd when I walked in on you while you wer in the bathroom and all;
and even more awkwerder when I got that really weird boner that kept on gittin all up there to the side like a broken tee vee antina.

Uhm..

it

was weerder when you told me to pull em off and shake it like you was my momma or somethin, an I think the other guys in the bathroom agreet.

Shit's weerd, gurl.

Real weerd.

Any how, I think grabbin my neck and making my head red until I come agin was a bad idear, cus I didn't come and now I'm kinda weerd in the head just like my boner. It's all broken like the rabbit eers.

Whait.. I think I said that.

Where was I?

Uhm.. yeah.

Sinseerly,

uhm

Later on.


Offline Loina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10035 on: August 02, 2015, 10:21:27 AM »
Dear Bunney.

I know it was kind of awkwerd when I walked in on you while you wer in the bathroom and all;
and even more awkwerder when I got that really weird boner that kept on gittin all up there to the side like a broken tee vee antina.

Uhm..

it

was weerder when you told me to pull em off and shake it like you was my momma or somethin, an I think the other guys in the bathroom agreet.

Shit's weerd, gurl.

Real weerd.

Any how, I think grabbin my neck and making my head red until I come agin was a bad idear, cus I didn't come and now I'm kinda weerd in the head just like my boner. It's all broken like the rabbit eers.

Whait.. I think I said that.

Where was I?

Uhm.. yeah.

Sinseerly,

uhm

Later on.

My good TaintedAndDelish

It pains me, but I must bring this to an end, I used you...

I needed george back... their furry... furry body oooh

*ahem* I mean um, it's been great, don't know what was up with that TV antenna looking dick but hey ho

Anyhow, I'm off to Siberia... with George... Alone.

Smooches

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10036 on: August 04, 2015, 11:23:11 AM »
A letter for Loina on her return from Siberia.

Loina!! Really!!

Aliens..I take off for a few days and come back to find aliens in OUR dungeon. You told me I was your only out of the ord dude. You have darkened my glow and my feelings for you are diminished, but repairable, well they were,  Aliens perhaps but now your mention of a furry! Unconscionable!!
Snuggle up good ..This time I wont return.

Online Blythe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10037 on: August 09, 2015, 04:59:18 PM »
I just can't so long-distance relationships! You're in space, and I'm stuck on Earth. Alas, fare thee well, all due to a lack of affordable spaceships! A breakup it is!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10038 on: August 09, 2015, 05:01:01 PM »
Sherlock,

Your shining awesome has become so blinding, I have been forced to spend untold amounts of money on shades since that awesome quickly wears them down.  If you want, we can be long-distance buddies instead as being so close is torture on my poor, poor eyes.

~KS

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10039 on: August 11, 2015, 02:53:13 PM »
How the hell did this thread get so weird) 0_0


Mi'Lord

It was a fun run but honestly. You take it to extremes at first I thought the medieval role-playing was fun. but when you got so into it you refused to go to the grocers, or even pay the electric bill.... I'm sorry. It's not me, it's you.

Yes I can read and write. This is 2015 not the 1300s

~GS
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 05:30:40 PM by Goldenrod666 »

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10040 on: August 18, 2015, 08:20:45 PM »
Sorry darling,

Read your novel in progress and realize that you surpass me in writing skill. Consider yourself dumped.


Jazz

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10041 on: September 30, 2015, 06:27:51 AM »
To put it simply: you're overdressed. Git!

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10042 on: October 03, 2015, 09:28:19 AM »
You choke like a sissy. We are done.   :P

Offline Euron Greyjoy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10043 on: October 03, 2015, 01:41:30 PM »
Hogging the sheets!  :o

Offline KieraJade

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10044 on: October 03, 2015, 01:42:40 PM »
Listen, I hate to break it to you... but the sex is too much. I simply can't keep up anymore! So we're going to have to call it quits...

Offline Euron Greyjoy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10045 on: October 03, 2015, 01:47:33 PM »
For screaming too loud when we have sex.  >:(  8-)

Offline Euron Greyjoy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10046 on: October 03, 2015, 01:49:34 PM »
For not watching Game of Thrones or reading the books series!  >:(

Offline Firethem

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10047 on: October 05, 2015, 02:57:05 AM »
For spoiling me the ending and making me watch it anyway. And I did not tell you because I did not want to hurt you, but... you chew with your mouth open.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10048 on: October 23, 2015, 09:42:21 PM »
Ya know...

*chews gum loudly*

I'm a classy broad.

*blows giant pink bubble and with a painted hot pink nail pops it*

Whaddya talkin' about chewin for?

*Blows new bubble*

I thought you liked it when I swallowed?

You're too confusing... its over between us Firethem! I'm gonna date me a sailor!

Offline Kurzyk

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10049 on: October 23, 2015, 09:56:12 PM »
Bunny, you're sexy as hell and we've had some fun times but honestly what's with the mask? In 6 years that we've been together you've never once taken it off... I've wondered what you looked like underneath, and while we've had some very sexy fantasies fulfilled, I just can't take kissing it any longer.

I have to move on. Take care, good luck to you.