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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10000 on: June 25, 2015, 10:29:28 AM »
*lifts on eyebrow suggestively*

Is it? Is it really?

That's not what you said last time I put that blindfold on you...

You don't want sparkle. Then you want to actually SEE...

*throws hands in air and stomps around*

You are... you are... such an IMP!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10001 on: June 25, 2015, 10:35:38 AM »
Didn't it occur to you that maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't respond well to a blindfold that was hot pink with GLITTER all over it?!

No!

And for that lack of foresight, we're through.

But only so we can make up later.

~Imp

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10002 on: June 25, 2015, 11:19:43 AM »
All the rosaries every where all over the house, ugh I can't even handle it. One dropped on my head in the shower yesterday, I mean COME ON. It is over, can not handle it one moment more. Goodbye darling

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10003 on: June 25, 2015, 01:46:54 PM »
So here we go again.

I strike a pose. Then you have to strike one. I do a better pose... then you rev it up with one more.

It's not contest honey.

This is too much work!

Goodbye!


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10004 on: June 25, 2015, 01:58:57 PM »
You aren't as harmless as you claim.

If the bite marks are any indication.

Tired of being your squeak toy,

~Imp

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10005 on: June 25, 2015, 02:06:15 PM »
Oh Imp... what are love bites if not actual bites?

You are too delicate!

Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10006 on: June 25, 2015, 02:11:21 PM »
We really need to stop putting each other through this.

It isn't healthy.

But I just can't get enough.

Well, no, today I've had enough!

Adios!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10007 on: June 25, 2015, 02:12:36 PM »
Tomorrow then? Same time?

Ha! Gotta!

Maybe the day after?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10008 on: June 25, 2015, 10:37:37 PM »
blue..bunny...  but the sparkle is gone, I'm sorry but I need more of the sparkle!  I'm out

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10009 on: June 25, 2015, 11:04:48 PM »
Great. Just when I think I'm done with the sparkle, I find someone else who loves the sparkle.

Enough with the sparkle!

Goodbye forever,

~Non-sparkle lover

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10010 on: June 25, 2015, 11:16:51 PM »
Dear Imp.

You know you love the Sparkle.

You may hate it, but you love it too. It's like a drug you can't get enough of. It's in your blood and in your breath. There's no escape from it honey. The Sparkle's marked you. It's never leaving...

But I am.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10011 on: June 25, 2015, 11:20:11 PM »
It was ONE date!

We never even kissed!

And then you went all crazy on me and bought me a huge sparkly ring and I...

Wait, why are we breaking up again?  ;D

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10012 on: June 25, 2015, 11:21:20 PM »
We are breaking up because you wouldn't kiss me.

~B

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10013 on: June 26, 2015, 05:20:09 PM »
I'm sorry blue bunny but I put down an ultimatum. Either buy a pair of pants so we can get dinner together or say goodbye to me. Well clearly you have made your choice. I hope you find someone who hates pants as much as you someday. *sobs and runs off*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10014 on: June 27, 2015, 01:54:24 PM »
Yeah, that new look you think is so rad? If I wanted to fuck Thane, I'd go fuck Thane! Git.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10015 on: June 27, 2015, 07:22:40 PM »
Dearest Stone,

I can't do this anymore. People are concerned. I always have hand-shaped bruises on my neck and it's drawing too much attention. And then all those weird looks for wearing scarves and turtlenecks in the summer!

I never thought I'd say this, but I need someone a little more gentle.

~Imp

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10016 on: June 27, 2015, 07:26:13 PM »
Wait? What?

Gentle?


That's not what you told me! And you told me you were over the hand MONTHs ago! I see now that you have not been straight with me at all...

And you know how much I value honesty and integrity... and... those other things that people go on about!

See ya around...

Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10017 on: June 28, 2015, 11:11:33 AM »
Oh how can I say this, you a a great person but a horrible girlfriend. Constantally going to help your friends and leaving me home by my self. You give your all to everyone but me and I can't handle it any more. I am sorry but I am moving on and out. I need someone who will be there for me too.

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10018 on: July 17, 2015, 09:21:34 PM »
Babe, don't take this the wrong way, but I can't do this anymore. you are too clingy, too needy. I need someone that while, yes loves to spend time with me, doesn't get all worked up that I'm gonna hire a whore when I go get drinks with my friends!  and plus the way you keep shoplifting apples is plain weird. I hope you find someone, but that someone is not me

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10019 on: July 18, 2015, 07:39:49 AM »
You got me pregnant and ran away with my best friend then came crawling back to me. I think that's about all I need to say here. It's over, we are through. Maybe it's just the hormones talking but I'm so angry right now that I totally tore up all your clothes and trashed your computer. Just take what's left of your stuff and get out of my house.

Sincerely,

Your Cuddle Bunny


*edit*  XOXOX

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10020 on: July 18, 2015, 10:20:16 PM »
Oh sure Moraline!

We were gonna be together FOREVER, us girls with our sexy girl parts! And you go and be with a dude? With a penis? And he gets you pregnant? Oh come on!

It kinda ruins it, you know. Because now, you're tainted with man cooties.

I can't abide the man cooties.

Good bye Moraline!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10021 on: July 22, 2015, 12:41:49 PM »
I liked you when your ears didn't sag.
When you wore a purse; not this granny bag.
And remember when your breasts were small?
Before you got them done like footballs?

Yeah, you could say I don't care much
For you anymore.

There's the door.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10022 on: July 22, 2015, 11:17:40 PM »
Hand guy...

What was your name again?

I almost remember you...

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10023 on: July 22, 2015, 11:18:36 PM »
Blue bunny sparkle.

It turns out what they say about rabbits and guns is true after all. This just isn't the fun I thought it would be!

Bye bye!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10024 on: July 22, 2015, 11:23:43 PM »
Dear Red...

You are a bird. A bird that rejuvenates. I would have thought you'd be a little more open minded about the world and the delights it has to offer.

Don't pretend it was the ears that scared you... or the guns... it was fear of what you might desire that made you run away.

Until you can admit it, I am no longer yours.

Bunny + Guns