Awkward family moments

[Degusaurusrex]

Exactly what the title says. Whether it was something small, or something so embarrassing you'll never forget.

First one that comes to mind was years back getting ready for a club, wearing a shirt as a skirt and my little brother comes in. Proceeds to tell me that it made my butt look big. Still a running joke to this day.

[TotesRider]

>Be Me
>Loves cooking and cooking for the family
>Summery ass day and we're inviting some family over (including my hella christian aunt)
>I get to cook some big ass ribs
>Because I get to cook, I get to also be the DJ
>I have to go to the bathroom and I accidentally leave my phone
>As i'm pissin, I hear 'Ram Ranch' by Grant Macdonald starts blasting from the bluetooth speaker
> I hear my hella christian aunt gasping and my family trying hard to turn off my phone

..... atleast the ribs were good

[Oniya]

So, Totes appears to have won the thread - but since I'm here, might as well mention this one:

Nearly every time Mr. Oniya and I get together with either of our sets of parents, we get the line 'I can't believe you're still married to him/her.'  The kicker?  It's delivered by our respective in-laws.  His mother says it to me, my mother says it to him.

[TotesRider]

So, Totes appears to have won the thread - but since I'm here, might as well mention this one:

Nearly every time Mr. Oniya and I get together with either of our sets of parents, we get the line 'I can't believe you're still married to him/her.'  The kicker?  It's delivered by our respective in-laws.  His mother says it to me, my mother says it to him.

Nothing quite like your folks sandbagging you infront of your SOs. I remember I was dating this guy for a little bit and my mom flat out said "You seem like an amazing person! are you sure you want to be dating my son? He spent $50 on some cartoon figure last week"

[clonkertink]

Back when I was but a wee clonk, my younger sister and I were playing some kind of make-believe game. I think my sister was running an imaginary store. However, she scammed me on her imaginary product and I was unable to get refund.

To this day, my parents tease me about my formal complaint: "Mooooom! Clonksis stole my imaginary money!"

My parents asked me why I didn't just make more imaginary money. Now, as a young clonk, I didn't really know why, I only knew that I couldn't. Today, of course, I know that making more imaginary money would lead to imaginary inflation and the collapse of the imaginary economy.