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Offline snow

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #975 on: March 24, 2009, 09:56:31 PM »
*dive roll over a chair and nails 2 ewoks in the face with 2 balls at the same time, a green bandanna around his head blowing in the wind as he dives back in slowmo*

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #976 on: March 24, 2009, 10:09:46 PM »
*jumps over to ewoks side. picks up three ball in scythe curve and slings them towards snow* Ha Ha Ha *slams scythe to ground* come on try to defeat us.

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #977 on: March 24, 2009, 10:47:34 PM »
*vanishes and dashes across the room, shooting balls out at the ewoks and saturn* git to the chopppppaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! im the govanaita!!!!

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #978 on: March 25, 2009, 07:40:54 AM »
*restocks everything*

Happy Hump Day everyone

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #979 on: March 25, 2009, 08:58:12 AM »
*face plants in to a mountin of brownys and looks up at mz* good morning  ;D

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #980 on: March 25, 2009, 09:27:01 AM »
Wow snow such gracefulness there.

*picks up ball* want to finish yesterday's game. *whistle and summand steroid ewoks*

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #981 on: March 25, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »
*looks up slowly and stars at saturn then throws the box of brownys in the air and dives behind a chair, pops back up with the camo bandanna on his head and dive rolls as he throws balls at the ewoks

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #982 on: March 25, 2009, 05:00:21 PM »
*watches a ewok fall from ball to the face and raises scythe and points it towards snow* Ewok army attack. *Steroid ewok hurl balls at snow* ha ha ha who do you have to defend you little snow.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #983 on: March 25, 2009, 06:00:21 PM »
Saber to the rescue, Snow!

*leaps in, and courageously starts heaving balls across the room at saturnschild, followed by a small contingent of elite, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad 'Woks, who also proceed to launch balls in all direction at their 'Wok brethren.*

Haha!  And now it's ON! XD

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #984 on: March 25, 2009, 07:08:21 PM »
*skillfully but with difficulty dodges balls, runs and use lesser ewok as shields* Two against one I see. That is how you would like to play. *Steroid ewok hands over rocket launcher. Takes it and launches it into the air and it burst and it starts rain balls. Orders another S.E. to call in air strike* Oh you wait snow saber I will win the battle.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #985 on: March 25, 2009, 07:42:25 PM »
*stealing that classic line from Apocalypse Now*

Mmm...I love the smell of balls in the morning.

...wait, no, GOOD BEJEEBUS, that didn't come out right!

Ah, well.  *despite the threat of impending air strike doom, continues compulsively to pelt the enemy 'Wok soldiers with dodgeballs.*  Come on, men!  They might think they have superior firepower...but we have...

*rolls out a fully-loaded trebuchet, with red rubber balls about three meters across as ammunition*

...the power of balls on our side!

No more ball jokes from me.  I promise.  :-X

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #986 on: March 25, 2009, 08:52:07 PM »
*peeks thru door and sees flying balls*

.....I think me and my breastkusses is outnumbered.....

*sneaks off*

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #987 on: March 25, 2009, 09:16:17 PM »
*struggles to stand up, uses scythe to lean one.* You think you have one. *other S.E. stand up and readies with two more launchers. S.E. number 447568 bring me the red button. *gives evil smile* I will win this fight, for Patches O'hola Hand.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #988 on: March 25, 2009, 09:41:29 PM »
Good Jeebus!  This fight's gone absolutely nuclear!  Frig, where's Doctor Manhattan when we need him?!?

*remembers all of a sudden that we've already had the whole argument over the glowing blue 'bratwurst' and so decides not to invite the dear doctor to the party after all.*

We shall emerge victorious, my 'Woklings!  *orders an air strike of his own - Ewoks on gliders start dropping balls from the sky*

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #989 on: March 25, 2009, 10:41:10 PM »
*many S.E. fall protecting button wielding S.E. and me as well from air strike*

Muwahahahahahahahaha

*S.E. 447568 trows button to me as he is hit with a all* I will avenge thee.

*catches button and pushes it. A count down is heard as alarm blare.*

Good bye my dear Saber.

*A large shadow appears over head. A large red rubber ball with skull ad crossbones on it.

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #990 on: March 25, 2009, 11:09:12 PM »
*steps out of shadow and waves bye to saber*

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #991 on: March 26, 2009, 05:38:51 AM »
*sad violin music starts to play*

Out, out brief candle...

*is SMUSHED flat*

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #992 on: March 26, 2009, 07:37:46 AM »
*quickly runs in and pops the ball, unburies Saber, and starts mouth to mouth.*

No goodies until I revive him....

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #993 on: March 26, 2009, 09:03:38 AM »
*smacks saber with a stick* git up damn you!!! i need my brownys!!!

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #994 on: March 26, 2009, 10:08:18 AM »
oops didn't mean to kill him. :-[

*steps over down ewok and looks over saber* I hope I didn't kill him, I guess I went a little over board.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #995 on: March 26, 2009, 10:13:12 AM »
*is brought back from the brink of death by MzNurse's kiss of life*

I...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Thank you, MzNurse!

...um, so can we have brownies now?

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #996 on: March 26, 2009, 11:20:59 AM »
yeah brownies would be for a peace treaty.

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #997 on: March 26, 2009, 03:39:28 PM »
*smacks saber again* damn it man now i have now brownys >.>

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #998 on: March 26, 2009, 03:41:27 PM »
now now snow violence never solves anything.

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #999 on: March 26, 2009, 03:50:31 PM »
*sigh* your right....*drops stick.....then snatches saturns scythe and rises it to hit saber* give me my brownys you fend!!!!