Author Topic: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar (Read 45960 times)

snow · « **Reply #975 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:56:31 PM »

*dive roll over a chair and nails 2 ewoks in the face with 2 balls at the same time, a green bandanna around his head blowing in the wind as he dives back in slowmo*

saturnschild · « **Reply #976 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:09:46 PM »

*jumps over to ewoks side. picks up three ball in scythe curve and slings them towards snow* Ha Ha Ha *slams scythe to ground* come on try to defeat us.

snow · « **Reply #977 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:47:34 PM »

*vanishes and dashes across the room, shooting balls out at the ewoks and saturn* git to the chopppppaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! im the govanaita!!!!

MzNurse · « **Reply #978 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:40:54 AM »

*restocks everything*

Happy Hump Day everyone

snow · « **Reply #979 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:58:12 AM »

*face plants in to a mountin of brownys and looks up at mz* good morning

saturnschild · « **Reply #980 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:27:01 AM »

Wow snow such gracefulness there.

*picks up ball* want to finish yesterday's game. *whistle and summand steroid ewoks*

snow · « **Reply #981 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »

*looks up slowly and stars at saturn then throws the box of brownys in the air and dives behind a chair, pops back up with the camo bandanna on his head and dive rolls as he throws balls at the ewoks

saturnschild · « **Reply #982 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:00:21 PM »

*watches a ewok fall from ball to the face and raises scythe and points it towards snow* Ewok army attack. *Steroid ewok hurl balls at snow* ha ha ha who do you have to defend you little snow.

saberblue · « **Reply #983 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:00:21 PM »

Saber to the rescue, Snow!

*leaps in, and courageously starts heaving balls across the room at saturnschild, followed by a small contingent of elite, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad 'Woks, who also proceed to launch balls in all direction at their 'Wok brethren.*

Haha! And now it's ON!

saturnschild · « **Reply #984 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:08:21 PM »

*skillfully but with difficulty dodges balls, runs and use lesser ewok as shields* Two against one I see. That is how you would like to play. *Steroid ewok hands over rocket launcher. Takes it and launches it into the air and it burst and it starts rain balls. Orders another S.E. to call in air strike* Oh you wait snow saber I will win the battle.

saberblue · « **Reply #985 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:42:25 PM »

*stealing that classic line from Apocalypse Now*

Mmm...I love the smell of balls in the morning.

...wait, no, GOOD BEJEEBUS, that didn't come out right!

Ah, well. *despite the threat of impending air strike doom, continues compulsively to pelt the enemy 'Wok soldiers with dodgeballs.* Come on, men! They might think they have superior firepower...but we have...

*rolls out a fully-loaded trebuchet, with red rubber balls about three meters across as ammunition*

...the power of balls on our side!

No more ball jokes from me. I promise.

MzNurse · « **Reply #986 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:52:07 PM »

*peeks thru door and sees flying balls*

.....I think me and my breastkusses is outnumbered.....

*sneaks off*

saturnschild · « **Reply #987 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:16:17 PM »

*struggles to stand up, uses scythe to lean one.* You think you have one. *other S.E. stand up and readies with two more launchers. S.E. number 447568 bring me the red button. *gives evil smile* I will win this fight, for Patches O'hola Hand.

saberblue · « **Reply #988 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:41:29 PM »

Good Jeebus! This fight's gone absolutely nuclear! Frig, where's Doctor Manhattan when we need him?!?

*remembers all of a sudden that we've already had the whole argument over the glowing blue 'bratwurst' and so decides not to invite the dear doctor to the party after all.*

We shall emerge victorious, my 'Woklings! *orders an air strike of his own - Ewoks on gliders start dropping balls from the sky*

saturnschild · « **Reply #989 on:** March 25, 2009, 10:41:10 PM »

*many S.E. fall protecting button wielding S.E. and me as well from air strike*

Muwahahahahahahahaha

*S.E. 447568 trows button to me as he is hit with a all* I will avenge thee.

*catches button and pushes it. A count down is heard as alarm blare.*

Good bye my dear Saber.

*A large shadow appears over head. A large red rubber ball with skull ad crossbones on it.

snow · « **Reply #990 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:09:12 PM »

*steps out of shadow and waves bye to saber*

saberblue · « **Reply #991 on:** March 26, 2009, 05:38:51 AM »

*sad violin music starts to play*

Out, out brief candle...

*is SMUSHED flat*

MzNurse · « **Reply #992 on:** March 26, 2009, 07:37:46 AM »

*quickly runs in and pops the ball, unburies Saber, and starts mouth to mouth.*

No goodies until I revive him....

snow · « **Reply #993 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:03:38 AM »

*smacks saber with a stick* git up damn you!!! i need my brownys!!!

saturnschild · « **Reply #994 on:** March 26, 2009, 10:08:18 AM »

oops didn't mean to kill him.

*steps over down ewok and looks over saber* I hope I didn't kill him, I guess I went a little over board.

saberblue · « **Reply #995 on:** March 26, 2009, 10:13:12 AM »

*is brought back from the brink of death by MzNurse's kiss of life*

I...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Thank you, MzNurse!

...um, so can we have brownies now?

saturnschild · « **Reply #996 on:** March 26, 2009, 11:20:59 AM »

yeah brownies would be for a peace treaty.

snow · « **Reply #997 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:39:28 PM »

*smacks saber again* damn it man now i have now brownys >.>

saturnschild · « **Reply #998 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:41:27 PM »

now now snow violence never solves anything.

snow · « **Reply #999 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:50:31 PM »

*sigh* your right....*drops stick.....then snatches saturns scythe and rises it to hit saber* give me my brownys you fend!!!!