I like snow...I just don't like ice, wind, sleet, hail, rain, AND snow. The combination is like the "Mother-Nature's-Cocktail-From-Hell". The grass was out and just starting to thaw yesterday morning, and we got POUNDED.
I don't torture game characters as often as I probably should, but Pete, a friend of mine who's the local Dungeon Master (and who's my idol) loves torturing his players. Another friend of mine, Tyler, intentionally and spitefully coughed on him last week at our campaign night, and Peter has practically been sick on his death bed ever since.
So...in response...Peter, as the DM, decided that his character now has leprosy, but a rare strain of it that, no matter how the players get rid of it, always comes back in exactly one month. And the cure for the leprosy can only be found in a special quest that Tyler now must complete each time that he catches it, to keep his character from dying. AND, it's a genetic disease, so if Tyler's character dies and creates a new character, the disease is somehow passed on to his new character via a distant family relation.
Not quite as amusing as the toilet one you mentioned, but it's still a funny story.
This lady my co-worker was talking to apparently found a way to light her puppy on fire, drown her children, murder her wife, and then promptly thereafter commit suicide. She also went into detail on how she likes playing RPG's where she can play male characters for the sake of disrobing them.
I've never seen my friend look so ready to laugh and cry at the same time in months. ^^