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Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #850 on: March 20, 2009, 01:37:26 PM »
There's gonna be a WEDDING?!?  Do I get to help?  I can be best man, or something, right? *glances eagerly back and forth between MzNurse and Lolli*  You know, otherwise, I could always just pretend to be maid of honor, or something...XD

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #851 on: March 20, 2009, 02:07:56 PM »
Wait wait wait.....

Lolli, honey...much as I love you...

there hasn't been a ring on my finger in 21 yrs.  I like being able to screw....er....hang around with.... whoever I want....

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #852 on: March 20, 2009, 02:10:25 PM »
*winks at mznurse* true that

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #853 on: March 20, 2009, 02:18:24 PM »
*giggles*

I'll still treat you special and give you your own little box every day...
*snuggles Lolli and kisses her* ok?

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #854 on: March 20, 2009, 03:23:56 PM »
Wait...so you mean there's NOT going to be a wedding?

...so I went and bought me this nice pretty dress for nothing...?

*weeps*

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #855 on: March 20, 2009, 03:40:19 PM »
Oh, my poor heart! She weeps!
Only a comically dressed man could mend the hole that MzNurse ripped into my heart! -hintywink Saber-

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #856 on: March 20, 2009, 04:34:11 PM »
Awwwww....Saber....you can still wear the dress.  I'll even help you put it on.

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #857 on: March 20, 2009, 06:12:04 PM »
ya saber put the dress on, you looked so hot in the last one *winks and grins like a fox*

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #858 on: March 20, 2009, 07:46:33 PM »
*eyes widen in fright at Snow's words, but he bravely shakes it off, and bows in a mostly knightly manner towards Lolli, on a white horse in paladin's armor.*

Weep not, good lady!  As a level-5 paladin, my Lawful Good alignment means that I am morally obliged to dry those tears of yours, even if it means he should wear a dress to do it! *changes in broad daylight*  Ta-daaaaa! *does the Can-Can*

Offline MzNurse

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #859 on: March 20, 2009, 07:58:48 PM »
*Catcalls and whistles* 

Woot!  Sexy legs!

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #860 on: March 20, 2009, 08:16:53 PM »
Oh, it ain't just the legs.  I'm ALL sexy. XD  *dances some more, and the Ewoks flee in horror*

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #861 on: March 20, 2009, 08:33:46 PM »
My weeping heart now sings with joy.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #862 on: March 20, 2009, 08:38:20 PM »
*Ewoks glare at Saber, because the sight of a scantily-clad Can-Can-dancing Saber, to the eyes of the Ewok horde, is horribly and frightfully distasteful.*

*Saber bows nobly* This pleases me greatly, lady Lolli!  Shall I dance for you further?

'Woks: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #863 on: March 20, 2009, 08:50:01 PM »
Hm? Yes, please, continue!
-waits until he's dancing again, then creeps on the floor to peep up under his dress- Huh. Wow.. you're wearing a thong and everything.. I'm sure that wasn't necessary, but by goodness we can't say you do anything half-assed, can we?




Pun? What Pun?

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #864 on: March 20, 2009, 08:53:04 PM »
*gasps, and then turns beet red.*  I - !  You - !  I - !  *blushes*  Um...I actually don't remember putting the thong there...where did THAT come from...?

And...pun?  Where's the p - ?

Oh.  Ha.  Half-assed indeed. XD

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #865 on: March 20, 2009, 08:55:18 PM »
It seems we have a mystery on our hands! The Case Of The Pervy Thong Putter-Oner, indeed!
-is suddenly dressed like Sherlock Holmes- Elementary, my dear Saber.

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #866 on: March 20, 2009, 08:59:09 PM »
*is about to put on a Dr. Watson costume when he pauses, glancing down at his current garb.*

Um...can I take off the dress, now...?

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #867 on: March 20, 2009, 09:07:10 PM »
*walks over in a dogs mr. watson outfit with a pipe and hat* nope XD

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #868 on: March 20, 2009, 09:08:11 PM »
Crap. *crosses arms*  But...but I'm getting reeeeeeally chilly!

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #869 on: March 20, 2009, 09:15:50 PM »
-hands Saber a scarf and a gloves before turning full attention to Snow- We have a mystery on our hands, Mr. Snowson. Will you agree to assist myself, Sherlolli Holrae, in solving The Case Of The Pervy Thong Putter-Oner?

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #870 on: March 20, 2009, 09:17:05 PM »
*takes a puff from the pipe* quite

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #871 on: March 20, 2009, 09:32:30 PM »
I'd say "the speckled band" did it, Sherlolli, but that very phrase, and implications therein, would be leaving this thread in a realm waaaaaaaaaay over PG-13...

*puts on the scarf and gloves, but pouts mildly.*  Um...I guess what I was getting at is...I'm chilly.  And...oh, my, it would be veeeeeeery nice *hinthint* if someone would warm me up...

Offline Shihong

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #872 on: March 20, 2009, 09:34:12 PM »
<Hums a piping hot space heater at Saber!>

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #873 on: March 20, 2009, 09:37:19 PM »
Um...why, thank you, Shihong!

Evil Me: Not...quite what I was hoping for...
Good Me: *slaps Evil*

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #874 on: March 20, 2009, 09:39:04 PM »
*raps his arms around sabers shoulders and holds him close* i could worm you up *winks*  >:)