Hey, guys! *Saber walks in, cleverly disguised by a cardboard box, which he's wearing over the dress, which he's wearing over his armor.* Um...so...yeah! Look at me! No more dress! Nope, not me! Manly as man can be!
*cardboard box splits, collapses, and the sparkly pink princess dress is visible again.*
...crud. *swigs the Jack Daniels.*