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Author Topic: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar  (Read 43245 times)

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Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #700 on: March 16, 2009, 11:35:42 AM »
Fear not, Cello.  I know your pain.  Having done a full year of both university and college courses in the past, I have to admit that I found college the harder one.  Which reminds me...of a fifteen-pager essay...I have...to...write...*dies, insert death roll scene here*

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #701 on: March 16, 2009, 11:38:52 AM »
-rides in on a white horse- Oh, joy! I was hoping to find a damsel in distress to go along with my white horse and shiny new armor! Alas, you're not a damsel..
-rides away-

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #702 on: March 16, 2009, 11:48:01 AM »
Hey, WAIT JUST A MINUTE!

*runs after, on foot*

Waaaaaaaaaait!  Come back!  There's probably a damsel in distress around here somewhere!  Hey...wait...*realizes he's still dead, and collapses*

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #703 on: March 16, 2009, 11:52:01 AM »
-sighs, rides white horse back over and slings Saber's body on the back- If I save you, you have to at least pretend to be a damsel in distress. I have a reputation, see?
-in deep, herolike voice- Don't worry, miss! I've got you now!

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #704 on: March 16, 2009, 12:18:38 PM »
*in high-pitched womanly voice* My heeeeeero! *swoons*

Offline Lolli

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #705 on: March 16, 2009, 12:28:37 PM »
-slaps a wig and a dress on Saber- Muuch better. -big cheesy smile, showing off huge white teeth, blatantly posing-

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #706 on: March 16, 2009, 12:50:59 PM »
Wait a sec, I never agreed to the dress - ! *crosses arms, grumbles whilst sitting on back of horse.  Pauses a moment, deep in thought.*

On the other hand...

*drapes himself across 'le hero', swoons again* Take me home to your castle, dear knight!

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #707 on: March 16, 2009, 05:59:13 PM »
*comes in running in late* dumb classes. *spots special box and grabs it and opens it* Ha ha thank you Nurse. *grabs clod pizza and runs to microwave* Pizza Pizza. *turns head to snow slightly and evil gleam shines in eye. holds up scythe*  I dare you to come over here and try to take it. *goes back smiling sweetly at pizza*

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #708 on: March 16, 2009, 06:01:36 PM »
Bah, speeder thief!  I saw what you did in the 'cuddle' thread!  And I am NOT well pleased!

*crosses arms, trying to look imposing...but then realizes that he's still wearing the princess dress that Lolli stuck him in.  A look of horror crosses his face.*

...uh, wait, I can explain - !

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #709 on: March 16, 2009, 06:05:24 PM »
*hugs saber and kisses his cheek* well dont you look sexy  ;)

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #710 on: March 16, 2009, 06:07:04 PM »
*eyes widen* Oh god...LOLLI, HELP!!!

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #711 on: March 16, 2009, 06:10:01 PM »
you got a prity mouth boy *grips him around the waist tightly so he cant run*

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #712 on: March 16, 2009, 06:18:38 PM »
*scrambles desperately to escape* Blast you, saturnschild, for having stolen my getaway car!  Blast you to heck!  *scrambles some more, and then realizes something wonderful.  Glances hysterically back at Snow.*

Ha!  Hahaha!  I win!  I WIN!  Because you can't do ANYTHING even remotely naughty to me!  Haha!  This thread is PG-13!  PG-13!!!  Mwahahahaha!  I'm saved!

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #713 on: March 16, 2009, 06:25:36 PM »
kisses him right on the lips and pulls away giggling "i would never do anything naughty to you" releases him and walks away

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #714 on: March 16, 2009, 06:29:17 PM »
*stops dead in his tracks, stunned for a moment.*  Um...right.  So...god, why am I still wearing this DRESS?!?

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #715 on: March 16, 2009, 06:38:51 PM »
because you look hot in it *winks*

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #716 on: March 16, 2009, 06:45:17 PM »
*blankly stares forward, and then makes a run for it.*

LOLLI!!!  HELP!!!

Offline Shihong

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #717 on: March 16, 2009, 06:52:07 PM »
The idea of a stormtrooper wearing a pretty dress is terribly amusing to me, and I dare say you should be prevented from removing it from this point onwards!

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #718 on: March 16, 2009, 07:01:22 PM »
Bah!  Bah, I say! *tugs desperately at the dress, trying to remove it, but to no avail - it appears to be stuck.* 

Oh, woe is me! *weeps*

Offline Shihong

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #719 on: March 16, 2009, 07:02:40 PM »
Well, hypothetically, you -could- remove the dress quite easily.  It's attached to your suit, after all, so stripping that off would certainly solve your problems. <sage nod>

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #720 on: March 16, 2009, 07:04:12 PM »
Remove my armor?  Blasphemy!  And...

...well...

...if I take off all this shiny white armor...

...then I'd just kind of be nekkid...

...SO THAT'S NOT AN OPTION! *pouts*

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #721 on: March 16, 2009, 07:05:48 PM »
WEW TAKE IT OFF!

Offline saberblue

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #722 on: March 16, 2009, 07:07:43 PM »
NEVEEEEEEER!

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Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #723 on: March 16, 2009, 07:08:49 PM »
ah omost forgot *throws a 5$ at him* now take it off =P

Offline Shihong

Re: Ewoks Snack Shack and Bar
« Reply #724 on: March 16, 2009, 07:23:17 PM »
Oh, well, that certainly is quite the conundrum...  I suppose it just wouldn't do to have you running about in naught but a smile!  I suppose we'll just have to find some coverage...

<holds up a few thongs>  These look like they'd fit just fine!