*in deep, mock British accent* Why, thank you, madam! Come, come, have some tea now, wot! *Ewok comes out of kitchen with cups of tea for all*
*admires surroundings* Despite all those years on Endor, I had no idea that the Ewoks possessed such cultural refinement and fine architecture.
*hears the fart, turns around with an eyebrow raised and his eyes wide* I say, good sir, do you mind? I am attempting to carry on a civilized conversation!