WAIT! DON'T GO OUT THERE! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
*pauses, realizes she's already left.*
Hmm...this calls for desperate measures. Tactical-Man-Eating-Cheeseburger-Seeking minions, form up on me! *Ewoks with war paint, wookie bowcasters, lightsabers, and E-11 semi-automatic blasters, and sawed off DC-15's assemble in two very military ranks before Saber, who arms himself accordingly as well.*
Okay, men. Listen up. There's a dangerous man-eating cheeseburger out there with Lolli. This isn't just a rescue mission, this is search and destroy! We cannot, under any circumstances, allow that man-eating cheeseburger to escape! If it should reach its natural habitat and find a mate, they will return with an army, and devour us all! Red group, track him! Blue group, find Lolli! Green group, you're with me! Now, let's move! Lolli's counting on us!
*steps out the door with the Ewok soldiers at his side. About five seconds after they disappear into the woods, the sound of screams, human and Ewok alike, can be heard amongst the sound of gunfire, lightsaber hums, and man-eating-cheeseburger burps.*
OOC: I have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much imagination tonight...